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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    lukie waited around all day to make sure he could post his THIRTEEN picture


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    lukie waited around all day to make sure he could post his THIRTEEN picture



    good job, lukie
    I was going to make some kind of joke about george waiting around all day for a THIRTEEN yr old girl but then i realized that would just be kinda dumb, immature, and a little creepy. So I made this crappy post instead.
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    who would have thought that scrambled eggs and hot sauce would be so delicious?

    frank's red hot ftw!
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    gah I hate "huevos rancheros"

    when I first moved to New Mexico for school the directors of my program took me to a local Mexican food restraunt where I proceeded to order the enchilada plate. First the waitress asked me "green or red" which I had no idea about b/c I grew up on tex-mex chili gravy then when the damn things came up they were stack flat (not rolled) and had a fucking fried egg on top.

    Needless to say I ordered nachos next time.
  6. #606
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    who would have thought that scrambled eggs and hot sauce would be so delicious?

    frank's red hot ftw!
    Along the same lines, beef chili on scrambled eggs. So good. Whoda thunkit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    who would have thought that scrambled eggs and hot sauce would be so delicious?

    frank's red hot ftw!
    the rest of the midwest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    who would have thought that scrambled eggs and hot sauce would be so delicious?

    tabasco ftw!
    fyp.
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    Texas Pete and Tony's Creole seasoning makes EVERYTHING better!!

    If this "Frank" you speak of was walking down the street and "Texas" Pete saw him he'd probably give him a noogie and take his wallet
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    who would have thought that scrambled eggs and hot sauce would be so delicious?

    tabasco ftw!
    fyp.
    tobasco may be the worst hot sauce on the market.

    louisiana, shark brand siracha, cock sauce siracha, or sambal ftw.
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    Lukie theorem on hot sauce:

    The "which hot sauce is best" debate will occur on FTR once every 6 months, at minimum.
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    Bigred's Theorem on Lukie:

    Wat?
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    Lukie wheres the cool avatar ?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    wat
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Lukie wheres the cool avatar ?
    In your next post hopefully!

    So I just ate a DiGiorno pepperoni rising crust pizza and it was fantastic.

    wat
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    Biking in the snow is an interesting challenge. One that I hope to never become proficient at.
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    TSA took my hot sauces at burbank airport
    fuckers!

    swabbed my masa though
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    Someone get me a good chili recipie mine was pretty bland.

    I used 2 lbs ground venison
    2 cans of kidney beans
    2 cans of whole tomatos
    half a large onion
    Chili powder
    Salt Pepper
    Tomato paste
    tortilla chips to thicken it up (also added to bowl because they are a million times more awesome in chili than oyster crackers)


    What can I do to pimp it up? I am not a fan of spicy food though taco bell mild sauce for me
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    cook some bacon for BLTs, salad, potatoes or whatever
    then cook the meat in bacon fat

    top with cheese, fresh cilantro, diced onions

    if you are not wanting a smoky flavor for the chili try some dried chiles
    ancho, new mexico
    look up recipes for enchilada sauce for ideas on how to use them
    i just brought back a bunch from LA--if i remember correctly there is a mexican market in pontiac--possibly on telegraph, but iwould have to look at a map
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    ground cumin, ground coriander, salt
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    GARLIC
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    [inherently] random observation: notice how, and this is not a political statement in either direction, that typically the more liberal states have a lower obesity percentage than historically more conservative states?

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    Huge beat I live in the fattest liberal state.

    ?wut
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    historically the southern states have been more democratic and its only in recent history they have been republican.
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    lukie --you are 3.4 fatter than me
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    show maps of education, tofu consumption, subscriptions to GQ, taxes, poverty, age of population(a bunch of over 80's can be piled like cord wood)

    blah blah blah

    utah and montana are becoming liberal? yes no
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    historically the southern states have been more democratic and its only in recent history they have been republican.
    true

    and southern dems were the bigggest bigots--but that was the past
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    this is the worst page of thes thread

    i am to blame for most of it with like 70 posts
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    unlucky 13 obv

    I blame Lukie for starting the page
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    lukie don't know random anymore
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    i never knew random
    lets get to page 14
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    flomo youre on a roll, dont stop. 6 out of last 7 posts (not including mine).
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    i'm drunk will

    lukie how about an old classic avatar



    triumphant cracker is using the storm trooper

    i hate my avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

    It puts the Laotian on it's skin or else it gets the hose again?
    Not enough love for this imo
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    WTF is with all these kids staying for their junior (if eligible) and senior years in college football with ridiculously high draft-status?

    At first I thought it was refreshing but now I think it's just fucking stupid. The potential amount of money these kids could lose is mind-boggling if they have a mediocre senior year or get injured.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    i'm drunk will

    lukie how about an old classic avatar



    triumphant cracker is using the storm trooper

    i hate my avatar
    beautiful, nice find, and keep up the great work here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    WTF is with all these kids staying for their junior (if eligible) and senior years in college football with ridiculously high draft-status?

    At first I thought it was refreshing but now I think it's just fucking stupid. The potential amount of money these kids could lose is mind-boggling if they have a mediocre senior year or get injured.
    probably rich parents
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    economic times are bad.. they want to secure a future for themselves through a full education.

    oh, wait, that makes no sense at all. yep, they are just fucking retards.


    prozach, bittersweet baking chocolate and or coffee. If you use offee though Id probably secure it in some cheese cloth. Even grinding it, and even though it wouldnt be a large amount, I would worry about your chili being gritty from it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    economic times are bad.. they want to secure a future for themselves through a full education.

    oh, wait, that makes no sense at all. yep, they are just fucking retards.
    this made me laugh.
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  41. #641
    I hate when I reread something I wrote, and I failed to use a contraction in a way that makes reading what I wrote awkward.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  42. #642
    boost is funnier when he's busto
  43. #643
    maybe I should be a comedian? You cant go busto at that right?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  44. #644
    boost pimp my chili as well.

    And do not just put chili in my chili so I can chill while I chili, I need some good ingredients to toss in.

    And thanks for suggestions as well flomo!
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  45. #645
    I bought some shells and cheese today

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  46. #646
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Someone get me a good chili recipie mine was pretty bland.

    I used 2 lbs ground venison
    2 cans of kidney beans
    2 cans of whole tomatos
    half a large onion
    Chili powder
    Salt Pepper
    Tomato paste
    tortilla chips to thicken it up (also added to bowl because they are a million times more awesome in chili than oyster crackers)


    What can I do to pimp it up? I am not a fan of spicy food though taco bell mild sauce for me
    More chili powder never hurts. It's not hot as much as smoky. Cumin is a good spice for chili and tex-mex too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost

    prozach, bittersweet baking chocolate and or coffee. If you use offee though Id probably secure it in some cheese cloth. Even grinding it, and even though it wouldnt be a large amount, I would worry about your chili being gritty from it.
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    boost pimp my chili as well.

    And do not just put chili in my chili so I can chill while I chili, I need some good ingredients to toss in.

    And thanks for suggestions as well flomo!
    wat?

    edit:

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  48. #648
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    boost pimp my chili as well.

    And do not just put chili in my chili so I can chill while I chili, I need some good ingredients to toss in.
    You might consider visiting Chile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Someone get me a good chili recipie mine was pretty bland.

    I used 2 lbs ground venison
    2 cans of kidney beans
    2 cans of whole tomatos
    half a large onion
    Chili powder
    Salt Pepper
    Tomato paste
    tortilla chips to thicken it up (also added to bowl because they are a million times more awesome in chili than oyster crackers)


    What can I do to pimp it up? I am not a fan of spicy food though taco bell mild sauce for me
    More chili powder never hurts. It's not hot as much as smoky. Cumin is a good spice for chili and tex-mex too.
    chili powder is a blend of spices, cumin is one of the spices. So if you are adding cumin to something you are putting chili powder in, you are simply adjusting the blend. Not that this is a bad thing, just wanted to give a heads up.
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    I got a tooth pulled a month ago, and they put in a temporary bridge.

    I went back to the dentist today and it wasn't healed enough, so they took out the bridge so I'm missing a tooth for the next month. It's a huge molar and the whole is gigantic. I'll try to get a picture later.
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    do you have scurvy?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  52. #652
    i have found Tom Dwan's Double:

    Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town!

    http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...e_rotten-1.jpg

    http://media.cardplayer.com/image/0/071113152430500.jpg

    i definitely dont spend my time watching kids programs btw
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    Amy Adams is so fucking hot to me, and I have no idea why.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    wait, so she isn't the redhead from wedding crashers

    WAT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Amy Adams is so fucking hot to me, and I have no idea why.
    pics ffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Amy Adams is so fucking hot to me, and I have no idea why.
    pics ffs
    google ffs
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Amy Adams is so fucking hot to me, and I have no idea why.
    pics ffs
    google ffs
    HAVE YOU NOT EVER WROTE A PAPER STATE YOUR OPINION THEN BACK IT UP WITH PROOOOOOOOOOF.





    Nothing amazing, but I would bone for sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  58. #658
    across the universe: amazing movie.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    seriously how is that not the chick from wedding crashers
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    random fact that most americans have never heard of: 1 stone = 14 pounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    random fact that most americans have never heard of: 1 stone = 14 pounds
    .5 Stones is a shitty movie title.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Forgot the important part about my tooth.

    The aid chick was asking me what kind of bridge I wanted, and said the options were porcelain, gold, and platinum. It's in the back of my mouth so I said platinum is cool.

    Then the dentist came in and said that even those it's back it's still visible and he strongly recommended a porcelain cap. So no bling for swig
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Got the headphones out finally

    woot

    Which ones did you get Spenda?

    How's the sound? Noise Canceling too?
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    one of my front teeth was cracked in half when I was young and I just have a sort of temporary fix. For whatever reason the tooth stayed healthy and the "temporary" fix has lasted for something like 14 years. Anyways, I used to always tease my mom by making subtle comments about how gold teeth were fashionable and cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Got the headphones out finally

    woot

    Which ones did you get Spenda?

    How's the sound? Noise Canceling too?
    no, it's a headset, some Microsoft version that I had in the past and liked.
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    amy adams.........i googled for images

    http://images.google.com/images?sour...64&q=Amy+Adams

    not at all bad lookin...i wouldnt kick her outa bed.........unless theres more room on da floor.......
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    video of humans flying (well, sort of):

    http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...=&fullscreen=1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    video of humans flying (well, sort of):

    http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...=&fullscreen=1
    I watched a tv spot about the whole gliding thing, one of the dudes crashed into a bridge, ya, dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    video of humans flying (well, sort of):

    http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...=&fullscreen=1
    wow, thats a cool video. Something I would like to try. But I dont know If I woulds have the balls to go through with.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    ya, thats probably the coolest thing that Ive ever seen. Makes me want to dedicate my life to becoming awesome at that.
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    I think there's a guy that's trying to build a suit that he can glide into a landing with. He's wanting to jump out of an airplane with no parachute and just his flying gear. Ridiculous imo.


  74. #674
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I think there's a guy that's trying to build a suit that he can glide into a landing with. He's wanting to jump out of an airplane with no parachute and just his flying gear. Ridiculous imo.
    there was the one guy who had a jet powered flying suit... lemme see if I can find the vid..

    this isnt the one I was thinking of, but this shit is bananas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkYDEBrS_Uk
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