Randomness thread, part two.

[GatorJH]

Does he give her spoonasms?

[will641]

sporkasms imo.

[Xianti]

spoonilingus

[Lukie]

Ok since the sister thing is back:

Has anyone here broken up with the older sister to hook up with the younger one? Did that to my ex (well BOTH my exes now ) about a year ago. LOVED sitting with the younger sister on the couch when the other one was sitting in the chair. You gotta rub that shit in their face ya know?

p.s. Older sister TOTAL bitch

closest i've came is making out with the not-quite-as-hot-but-still-very-good-looking older one in a hot tub.

so no

[spoonitnow]

can anyone under 25 shake someone's hand like a normal fucking person?

I can.

But I'm a female, so that may be why.

Spoon must be a rich man to provide you with a computer in the kitchen.

I laughed.

chelle has a spoon fetish. It's not fellatio, it's spoonellatio.

Sounds like the 5th ninja turtle imo.

[XTR1000]

I bigred


also I arrived in my hom town an git drunk excesivly at a local rock conrt so wierrd to b bak home. many people wanna hit on my youngr sisters an i wanna hit on my sisters frinds...

[mrhappy333]

I just met up with my buddy at the bar tonite, give him a ride to fetch his car and when he's getting out gives me the old Obama Punch hand shake. WTF?

[Xianti]

For spoon...

I had lunch at this place today.

[Lukie]

wtf

[boost]

wtf

[ ] the job of cheerleaders

[spoonitnow]

Xianti, that's quite a spoonjob you've got there.

[bode]

wtf

def. weird, however far from fugly.

[gabe]

hot

[flomo]

went up to harlem yesterday to get some pizza at a famous NYC pizza joint
great pizza not perfect but i'm going to try some others

[Xianti]

Xianti, that's quite a spoonjob you've got there.

What does spoonjob mean exactly? I think I coined it, but I don't remember. I'ma add it to Urban Dictionary. My last and only other UD contribution was BOC.

[spoonitnow]

Idk but check this out:



Making soap molds for the gf.

[Chelle]

I am in love with the song So close from Jon McLaughlin

sigh. so muuuch in love with it

[Ash256]

page 7 sucks, let's move things on to page 8 asap

[boost]

I concur.

[mrhappy333]

I second the concur.

wherez the facebook thread?

[ProZachNation]

my pj pants are fucking comfy! I want to live in them

[bigspenda73]

I got a knitted beanie and socks from my Mom, comfy as hell, gonna grind just in these in January.

[ProZachNation]

I want a hat.

Not like a baseball hat but a hat.

Something cool and unique.

Unfortunately I am neither cool or unique.

[Lukie]

what a crazy fucking night

from the back seat of the car with a female, to a physical fight with a family member, to bars to people coming over out of the blue, to the bed and a verbal fight with another female, to drinking over here and sending drunk texts/im's/facebook messages to other people, this night has had it all

more details in the am

[mrhappy333]

what a crazy fucking night

from the back seat of the car with a female.

[boost]

the box of tissue makes the pic...

This cant quite compete but heres something funny I noticed while browsing steams store.

[swiggidy]

swiggidy, when we meet...

pants off dance off

obv

And the cheerleader is playing with balls. Clearly doing her job well.

[boost]

I want the starcraft2 beta to start...

I want a starcraft2 beta key...

[flomo]

went to the natural history museum and saw all the dinosaur bones--going thru my head the whole time "what would these thing taste like?", "what would be the best way to prepare them?" and shit like that

gators and birds evolved from dinos and they taste like chicken
so i'm guessing chicken

[will641]

hungover from 6 drinks...wtf? granted, 5 beers were more alcoholic than your average beer.

[JKDS]

went to the natural history museum and saw all the dinosaur bones--going thru my head the whole time "what would these thing taste like?", "what would be the best way to prepare them?" and shit like that

gators and birds evolved from dinos and they taste like chicken
so i'm guessing chicken

ive never considered this and i feel like less of a man because of it.



on the other hand, i want a dino steak now...

[mrhappy333]

theres always Buffalo burgers

[boost]

they tasted like nothing. They never existed. Their bones were placed underground by god as a test of our faith. Come on, get it together guys..

[ProZachNation]

I think I want a fedora, but I fear I will look like a d-bag like Kfed in one....

[boost]

a what? Whatever, doesnt matter, if it makes you anything like kfed its immensely +ev and -ev all at the same time... you figure it out..

[boost]

in the last few days its gone from well below freezing to the mid 60's and back again to below freezing. I got sick cuz of the barometer rollercoaster. I feel like shit, like worms are wiggling their way through my sinus canals.. I hate being sick.

[Lukie]

in the last few days its gone from well below freezing to the mid 60's and back again to below freezing. I got sick cuz of the barometer rollercoaster. I feel like shit, like worms are wiggling their way through my sinus canals.. I hate being sick.

this should cheer you up.....



- BOOM SHAKALAKA!!! -

[boost]

haha, ty eric <3

[Jack Sawyer]

the box of tissue makes the pic...

This cant quite compete but heres something funny I noticed while browsing steams store.

I'm bulding a new 'puter to get my gaming fix on, probably will do some mass effect or Hl2 or whatever. Also the new Prince of Perisa. First time since like '04 or so I'll be doing some gaming, i need the distraction imo..

here is some g33k pr0n

[bigred]

REPORTS SAY TOM BRADY DID NOT IN FACT PROPOSE TO GISELLe, I CAN STILL GET HIM!

[boost]

nearly a gig of ram on one card... wtf...

Well Im still happy with my laptop. For the same price I coulda built a sick desktop, but I really needed a laptop and it plays hl2 and gta4 fine. And it should play sc2 with no problem.

[swiggidy]

REPORTS SAY TOM BRADY DID NOT IN FACT PROPOSE TO GISELLe, I CAN STILL GET HIM!

If I agree to occupy giselle most of the time, will you share?

[bigred]

REPORTS SAY TOM BRADY DID NOT IN FACT PROPOSE TO GISELLe, I CAN STILL GET HIM!

If I agree to occupy giselle most of the time, will you share?

MINE

[boost]

I wrote an ex an email a few days back, you know, "just to catch up.."

She responded and so I just wrote her back. After clicking send it shows a copy of your email. I noticed that 4 of the 5 paragraphs (theyre short...) start with "I." I guess Im pretty self absorbed...

[Lukie]

proof-reading important documents after they have already been submitted is usually the way to go.

[XTR1000]

i still have no idea where to celebrate new years eve. I spent all my money on a new bike and now it seems like all my plans for going to amsterdam or berlin are dead. new years eve with my parents gonna be fun.

[spoonitnow]

I wrote an ex an email a few days back, you know, "just to catch up.."

She responded and so I just wrote her back. After clicking send it shows a copy of your email. I noticed that 4 of the 5 paragraphs (theyre short...) start with "I." I guess Im pretty self absorbed...

Yeah just to catch your dick up in her mouth imo.

[spoonitnow]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

[bigred]

OMG thank you for these girls and the mute button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=related

[Ltrain]

I think I want a fedora, but I fear I will look like a d-bag like Kfed in one....

Just got an official Indiana Jones hat for Christmas; very cool. Look into them online.

[swiggidy]

OMG thank you for these girls and the mute button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=related

[Chelle]

I made the mistake of not muting it.

[swiggidy]

I love when I make the first post on a new page. Especially when it's a good one.

[bigspenda73]

I love when I make the first post on a new page. Especially when it's a good one.

I'd love that too, make sure to tell me when you start doing this.

[swiggidy]

I love when I make the first post on a new page. Especially when it's a good one.

I'd love that too, make sure to tell me when you start doing this.

IC what U did der

[a500lbgorilla]

I don't!!!

plz post decoder ring combination for cracking this riddle!

[Chelle]

I'm making soap, and ran out of red dye to use to make strawberry cupcake soap. This is not good.

[Xianti]

You're making ginger soap?

[boost]

OMG thank you for these girls and the mute button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=related

this is real?

[ProZachNation]

I think I want a fedora, but I fear I will look like a d-bag like Kfed in one....

Just got an official Indiana Jones hat for Christmas; very cool. Look into them online.

I already have one for dress wear. I need one for daily wear now.

[bigred]

OMG thank you for these girls and the mute button

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6wEs...eature=related

this is real?

Looked em up on wikipedia, apparently they were formed through some reality mtv show or something. I would do unforgivable things to sleep with them

[Chelle]

You're making ginger soap?

Noo, silly! I'm making strawberry cupcake soap!

[bigred]

Mallory can use some on me, amirite?

[spoonitnow]

Mallory can use some on me, amirite?

I tricked that bitch into showing me her tits not long ago.

[Chelle]

Mallory can use some on me, amirite?

I tricked that bitch into showing me her tits not long ago.

You didn't trick her, she did it out of the goodness of her heart, for me!

But no, Mallory can not use some on you! But she did buy some!

[bigred]

Go on...

[mrhappy333]

pic of Mallory?

[ProZachNation]

What is going on in here?

[Warpe]

pics of Mallory's tits?

[boost]

pics of Mallory's tits?

have you seen the spoon pic? I think its safer to go with the unFYP request first, you know to test the waters.. for whales..

[boost]

I would do unforgivable things to sleep with them

yes.

[Warpe]

have you seen the spoon pic?

*waits for Chelle to ask...*

[spoonitnow]

have you seen the spoon pic?

*waits for Chelle to ask...*

They're talking about Samantha, fwiw.

[boost]

whats the difference between spoons recent hook up and a whale?




































lipstick.

[bigred]

That's one classy whale.