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  1. #3676
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxd45c1fPY

    apparently this video is so lulzy it's been on the evening news
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    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  4. #3679
    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBHOL1PcPR8

    DEAR LOSA
    hahahahahahahahahaha

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    Edited for PCness: Why do dogs tend to growl/bark/show signs of aggression towards humans with darker skin complections more often than someone of a caucasian persuasion?
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    because of the people they grow up around
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    I ask because one of my black friends came over last night and my dog went nuts. ( he's a golden retriever and rarely ever barks) Nick (black friend) says it happens all the time, which led to a drunk discussion with my friends and apparantly it's a common occurence among other dogs as well.
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    Fun fact about dogs: some dogs have been shown to know that human eyes see, when they're being used, and where they're looking
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    A racist dog would be an awesome subject for an SNL sketch.
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    What happened to sauce123, down alot in the latter stages of his play on stars, then nothing for the last 6 months. Also hasn't played under his FT screnn name for a year after being up 1 mill?
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    I think he's focusing on school lately Muzz.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzzard
    What happened to sauce123, down alot in the latter stages of his play on stars, then nothing for the last 6 months. Also hasn't played under his FT screnn name for a year after being up 1 mill?
    http://www.leggopoker.com/blogs/sauc...epth-5594.html
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    i think prtckyaneck or whatever his name was got shut down because it was a second account he signed up for back in the day for RB.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Anyone else think the commune is downswinging again?

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Anyone else think the commune is downswinging again?
    only because of too much youtubing in the randomness thread. don't we have a separate thread for that somewhere?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  19. #3694
    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Anyone else think the commune is downswinging again?
    Since when? Garph it, pls.
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    I like how Tom Brady helped the chart go from 6 to 12
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    page 75
  23. #3698
    what is limo liberalism
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    what is limo liberalism
    google.com
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    i know what it is, just wanted to know how it was relevant to the forum
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    (probably the obama thread)
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    i need some new sites (possibly forums) to add to my reg visit list. Right now it's pretty much ftr, facebook, gchat/gmail, digg, cnn, espn, and fantasy football. Suggestions? Preferably SFW stuff
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  28. #3703
    http://deadspin.com/ has cool/funny sports stories sometimes, non-mainstream stories that you won't find on ESPN too

    http://www.break.com/ brings teh funny every now and then


  29. #3704
    google news!
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  30. #3705
    iopq was unbanned?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  31. #3706
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i need some new sites (possibly forums) to add to my reg visit list. Right now it's pretty much ftr, facebook, gchat/gmail, digg, cnn, espn, and fantasy football. Suggestions? Preferably SFW stuff
    entensity.net forums are pretty interesting registration only opens up 3 or 4 times a year though

    I waste a lot of time there
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  32. #3707
    ya I only really check ftr, a motorcycle forum, gmail, and facebook. The last two rarely have anything I even care about, yet I compulsively check them several times a day anyways..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  33. #3708
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    iopq was unbanned?
    No he's still banned.

    I think he meant the discussion afterward where some people were saying to unban iopq
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya I only really check ftr, a motorcycle forum, gmail, and facebook. The last two rarely have anything I even care about, yet I compulsively check them several times a day anyways..
    You ride?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya I only really check ftr, a motorcycle forum, gmail, and facebook. The last two rarely have anything I even care about, yet I compulsively check them several times a day anyways..
    You ride?
    Im building a motorcycle. Ive only ridden a few dirt bikes, never anything on the street. Me and a friend talked about building a go-cart or something a bit over a year ago, and a few weeks later I had 3 non running motorcycles in my garage. Im getting pretty close to being done I think, heres a link to my build thread.

    http://dotheton.com/index.php?topic=6575.0

    please no trainwrecking or talking about poker, ect. worlds shouldnt collide imo.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  36. #3711
    i was totally gonna check the thread but now that u say i cant post bad beats whats the point
  37. #3712
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i was totally gonna check the thread but now that u say i cant post bad beats whats the point
    youd probably write a 2000 word essay about how motorcycles are terrible because they are inherently unsafe, or that they are great because they inherently produce much lower emissions than a traditional enclosed vehicle, or whatever..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  38. #3713
    i know nothing about auto

    are you able to disconnect the odometer so you wont lose the awesomeness?
  39. #3714
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    i know nothing about auto

    are you able to disconnect the odometer so you wont lose the awesomeness?
    ya.. I could.. but meh? I think it was a cool find.. dont really need to leave it on there imo? Either way I accidentally hit the reset button when I took them off I think. Its all good theyll read 666 ever 1000 miles or so I would think
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  40. #3715
    I have a jack russellllllll pupppppyyyyyy!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  41. #3716
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I have a jack russellllllll pupppppyyyyyy!
    Gonna turn you grey, girl.
  42. #3717
    Quote Originally Posted by Associated Press
    Team spokeswoman Pamela Browner-Crawley says Vick is working with children to discourage them from dogfighting.
    How the fuck do you work with children to discourage dogfighting?

    "Hello, chidren and thank yous for invitin me to yo audotorium today. I have brung to you a message about dogfighting. DON'T DO IT.

    The end. Go Eagles. Jeff Garcia is a bitch."
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya I only really check ftr, a motorcycle forum, gmail, and facebook. The last two rarely have anything I even care about, yet I compulsively check them several times a day anyways..
    You ride?
    Im building a motorcycle. Ive only ridden a few dirt bikes, never anything on the street. Me and a friend talked about building a go-cart or something a bit over a year ago, and a few weeks later I had 3 non running motorcycles in my garage. Im getting pretty close to being done I think, heres a link to my build thread.

    http://dotheton.com/index.php?topic=6575.0

    please no trainwrecking or talking about poker, ect. worlds shouldnt collide imo.
    Wow, That actually looks like fun...You might have just opened up a can of worms for me, I know some guys who went to AMI that would help me build one for shits a giggles.

    I just sold my '06 CBR so buying a new (working) bike is first on the list, but after all this wedding mess is over, I'm definitely gonna start a project like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    ya I only really check ftr, a motorcycle forum, gmail, and facebook. The last two rarely have anything I even care about, yet I compulsively check them several times a day anyways..
    You ride?
    Im building a motorcycle. Ive only ridden a few dirt bikes, never anything on the street. Me and a friend talked about building a go-cart or something a bit over a year ago, and a few weeks later I had 3 non running motorcycles in my garage. Im getting pretty close to being done I think, heres a link to my build thread.

    http://dotheton.com/index.php?topic=6575.0

    please no trainwrecking or talking about poker, ect. worlds shouldnt collide imo.
    Wow, That actually looks like fun...You might have just opened up a can of worms for me, I know some guys who went to AMI that would help me build one for shits a giggles.

    I just sold my '06 CBR so buying a new (working) bike is first on the list, but after all this wedding mess is over, I'm definitely gonna start a project like this.
    awesome! Where do you live? If you really are into this Id honestly start looking for a bike now. Figure out what model suits your aspirations and just keep your eyes open, check craigslist habitually, ect. If you want to really do a ground up build, like rebuilding the motor and all then the actual bike isnt a very big investment since you can buy it not running. I bought all three of the bikes for $580! But I had been looking for probably 2 months for the right deal/bikes.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  45. #3720
    weeeee got into the APB beta. This is my first time in a closed beta. I used to dream about getting chosen for a beta when I was 12. Now I dont really care as much, but its still pretty cool.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    http://www.hulu.com/watch/101957/shark-tank-week-9

    such a good show and none of you are watching it. Dog food that cures cancer, Virtual Reality balls, plus size fashion lines... so good.
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  47. #3722
    i watch that show like every second of every day
  48. #3723
    wow.. this is actually really entertaining. Def way better than other similarly formatted shows like that donald trump crap or even top chef. I think this is because those other shows pretend to have sustenance beyond the judges table, but they really dont. This show doesnt masquerade as something that it isnt.. its just straight up judges table drama.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  49. #3724
    http://www.cbc.ca/dragonsden/

    tell me if this streams to the USA
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    doesnt work outside of canadia. been looking for a way to watch that show too
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    ha the same billionaire douchebag! woot
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  53. #3728
    http://www.dump.com/2009/06/27/a-20-...-60-years-old/

    I'm not looking forward to being 30 now imo
  54. #3729
    yeah, fuck that, I never want to be thir......hey, wait a goddamn minute!

    I just turned 30, ain't so bad yet. I hear it might be a few years before I start shitting and pissing myself.


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    or the next vegas trip, ug
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  56. #3731
    sweet, talk of the FTR 2010 Vegas Trip begins....maybe we'll both actually make it this time!


  57. #3732
    srsly.. vegas trip is a goal for me right now. I missed it last year and was only there for a few days the year before. This year though Im gonna make sure it happens.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    srsly.. Vegas trip is a goal for me right now. I missed it last year . This year though I'm gonna make sure it happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    srsly.. Vegas trip is a goal for me right now. I missed it last year . This year though I'm gonna make sure it happens.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Why hasn't Curb Your Enthusiasm been brought up yet? Is anyone else wet in the pants seeing the cast of Seinfeld together again?
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  62. #3737
    I just got into the show, but I dont have hte will to download all the seasons and watch them. I did mean to watch the seinfield ones though, but obv missed that too..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  63. #3738
    So I went over to beastforum looking for some lulz, and this was some guy's avatar. Man that is one beautiful dog OMGOMG can you imagine making out with him OMGOMGOMG

    I will never understand. And am baffled at how much traffic that site gets

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    hahahaha wat
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  65. #3740
    weeee powder coater just sent me a pic of my frame and swing arm




    so sexy. Cant wait til the rest of my stuff is done so I can go pick it up.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  66. #3741
    If any of you guys remember soupie from way back in the day, this is worth reading.

    http://www.pocketfives.com/soupie/an...ferent-4781979

    Stuff like this makes me so angry.
  67. #3742
    Yikes.

    This is why I don't ever want to sit on a jury in a trial accusing a man for murdering his whore wife. In my mind, I'm thinking 'fuck the worthless cunt'

    And are there any details on what happened in Washington State? What was he doing to get busted?
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    Jesus, poor soupie. Wuf, add this to your women's thread.
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    jesus... poor soupie
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    wow, that is fucking terrible, poor guy


  71. #3746
    derp
  72. #3747
    aww man.. soupie seemed like a good guy. I dont think he liked me too much, but he still was always willing to help people in irc and later ventrillo. People can be so sick. Like I definitely understand growing apart and even falling for someone else. But that doesnt mean you have to be a monster and ruin someones life that you supposedly loved, esp when you have children with that person.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    i need some new sites (possibly forums) to add to my reg visit list. Right now it's pretty much ftr, facebook, gchat/gmail, digg, cnn, espn, and fantasy football. Suggestions? Preferably SFW stuff
    textsfromlastnight.com
    spikedhumor.com

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    just wow @ soupie

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    yikes

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