Randomness thread, part two.

[a500lbgorilla]

Damn, what were you thinking? Just calm cool collected mcatdog shrugging it off or were you praying to whomever for whatever?

[mcatdog]

It all happened so fast. I was pretty calm at the time but now that I'm at a hotel I'm kind of rattled. Just downed 4 beers to try and relax but it's not working.

[flomo]

It all happened so fast. I was pretty calm at the time but now that I'm at a hotel I'm kind of rattled. Just downed 4 beers to try and relax but it's not working.

thank jesus! no one had a rail thread on you for that flight.





glad you are OK

[a500lbgorilla]

It all happened so fast. I was pretty calm at the time but now that I'm at a hotel I'm kind of rattled. Just downed 4 beers to try and relax but it's not working.

thank jesus! no one had a rail thread on you for that flight.

hahaha

[boost]

shit, good to hear youre alright mike.. just last night I asked bbickes "wheres mike been?"

on another note, I just watched the entourage season finale, that shit was bananas. I pretty much guessed all the plot points, but still it was executed fairly well with some nice spins. After that a preview for a new mini series by the band of brothers producers came on, its pretty much band of brothers in the pacific. So pretty much a whole lot of awesome coming our way in march.

[wufwugy]

Man I been waiting for The Pacific for like 3 years. Band of Brothers is the best 10 hours of footage ever made

[givememyleg]

So I was coming home from visiting family this weekend and 5 minutes after the flight took off, there was a loud explosion and the cabin started to de-pressurize. The flight attendant told us to put our heads between our knees because we were making an emergency landing. A few minutes later we landed with no problems, emergency vehicles were waiting all over the runway. I don't know how common this type of thing is, but I feel pretty lucky not to be dead right now.

holy shit that's nuts, glad you're still alive and stuff.

[givememyleg]

also, did anyone on the flight like freak out or go apeshit? i can imagine some people would break down pretty hard hearing they have to make an emergency landing after an explosion!

[bigspenda73]

So I was coming home from visiting family this weekend and 5 minutes after the flight took off, there was a loud explosion and the cabin started to de-pressurize. The flight attendant told us to put our heads between our knees because we were making an emergency landing. A few minutes later we landed with no problems, emergency vehicles were waiting all over the runway. I don't know how common this type of thing is, but I feel pretty lucky not to be dead right now.

mcat: all right off to the airport, catch ya later
spenda : aight man have a safe flight
mcat: ty

holy fuck I'm a jinx

glad to hear you're ok

[mcatdog]

also, did anyone on the flight like freak out or go apeshit? i can imagine some people would break down pretty hard hearing they have to make an emergency landing after an explosion!

Actually no one lost their cool too badly on the plane, and I've been on flights when old women have gone berserk over minor turbulence. Once everybody got off and went to the desk to arrange new travel plans you could tell that most people were pretty upset though.

[BennyLaRue]

It all happened so fast. I was pretty calm at the time but now that I'm at a hotel I'm kind of rattled. Just downed 4 beers to try and relax but it's not working.

This won't help much now but beer on that psychological wound is like a band-aid on an amputation.

Needs whisky, imo. Or scotch.

[Ash256]

damn mcat, that's crazy.. glad to hear you're good though

[UG]

Sweet, the retarded teenagers across the street (with alcoholic parents) started some shit with someone, and in retaliation their house and RV got shot up the other night. Two bullets went through their neighbor's house, coming inches away from killing someone inside.

http://www.kctv5.com/video/21209697/index.html

It's crazy how stupid people are and how at any point a stray bullet could come through your house and almost an innocent person.

[a500lbgorilla]

almost what an innocent person?

[Lukie]

Sweet, the retarded teenagers across the street (with alcoholic parents) started some shit with someone, and in retaliation their house and RV got shot up the other night. Two bullets went through their neighbor's house, coming inches away from killing someone inside.

http://www.kctv5.com/video/21209697/index.html

It's crazy how stupid people are and how at any point a stray bullet could come through your house and almost an innocent person.

Wait, this was across the street from you?

[bigred]

almost what an innocent person?

you accidentally it wrong

[a500lbgorilla]

almost what an innocent person?

you accidentally it wrong

I almost a new meme

[Warpe]

almost what an innocent person?

is that bad?

[bigred]

almost what an innocent person?

is that bad?

YOU CANT EVEN READ FATHER WINTER SO DON'T EVEN TRY

[Warpe]

^^^^
so gangsta, popping a caps lock in my ass.

[UG]

Sweet, the retarded teenagers across the street (with alcoholic parents) started some shit with someone, and in retaliation their house and RV got shot up the other night. Two bullets went through their neighbor's house, coming inches away from killing someone inside.

http://www.kctv5.com/video/21209697/index.html

It's crazy how stupid people are and how at any point a stray bullet could come through your house and almost an innocent person.

Wait, this was across the street from you?

Yeah, across the street. I live in a suburb of Kansas City, and this happens like never.



I think rilla tried to level me and ended up leveling himself.

[bigspenda73]

Sweet, the retarded teenagers across the street (with alcoholic parents) started some shit with someone, and in retaliation their house and RV got shot up the other night. Two bullets went through their neighbor's house, coming inches away from killing someone inside.

http://www.kctv5.com/video/21209697/index.html

It's crazy how stupid people are and how at any point a stray bullet could come through your house and almost an innocent person.

ok so if I die tonight I am giving all of my earthly possestions to bigspenda

when I wake tomorrow I will be all like wtf was I thinking but tonight, dude, if I die, it's all yours. even my wife.

probably should ahve posteed in the drunk thread huh

damn, missed by thaaaaaaat much

[OP]

on another note, I just watched the entourage season finale, that shit was bananas.

Ari's paintball rampage was fucking HILARIOUS!

Mat Damon was brilliant as well

[bigspenda73]

on another note, I just watched the entourage season finale, that shit was bananas.

Ari's paintball rampage was fucking HILARIOUS!

Mat Damon was brilliant as well

yea 11 meh episodes, 1 really good one, need to flip that shit for season 7

[bigred]

why the hell does spenda get kate, you know i want her!

[a500lbgorilla]

Just another story that'll piss you off if you hate douchebag cops.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2009/0...rotectandserve

I can haz power over human lives and the authority to maintain peace in society but oh noes I'z a moron who talks like dis all da tizzle!

[BennyLaRue]

This ball game = awesomeness

[bigspenda73]

This ball game = awesomeness

ya, tough1 Bobbarino

[Galapogos]

almost what an innocent person?

you accidentally it wrong

This is pretty funny because I don't think I've ever seen 'rilla fail a joke before. And I don't mean make one that's not funny, of course that shit happens. But he failed it in the way my parents would if they tried to make it.

Good times.

[givememyleg]

hmm, i lost my wedding ring. does that mean i'm no longer married?

[Galapogos]

Only once she finds out.

[bigred]

hmm, i lost my wedding ring. does that mean i'm no longer married?

Who's starting the Commune misses GMML thread?

[BooG690]

How the fuck did anybody like the Entourage season finale? It was awful.

[bigspenda73]

How the fuck did anybody like the Entourage season finale? It was awful.

I basically divide Entourage into 2 parts, scenes involving Ari, Drama, Vince, and scenes involving E and Turtle. As long as the former's awesomeness outweigh the latter's suckiness, I call the episode a success. In the finale, this was the case, although a few of the Sloan/E scenes were only saved by how amazing hot Sloan is, same goes for Turtle and the sorostitue.

[bigspenda73]

why the hell does spenda get kate, you know i want her!

you want what you can't have,
ooh girl that's too damn bad
don't touch what you can't grab
end up with two backhands

[flomo]

hmm, i lost my wedding ring. does that mean i'm no longer married?

just go to Kmart and buy a new one, before she finds out

[Jack Sawyer]

The new prahlad friedman song has a good beat imo, but isn't as catchy as poker is fun.

Oh, and btw, that Aston Martin in Entourage is positively gorgeous. Holy shit that car looks good. Sloan too.

Side note: I always thought Emannuelle Chriqui and Jordana Brewster were the same person.

[ClairvoyantX]

How the fuck did anybody like the Entourage season finale? It was awful.

I basically divide Entourage into 2 parts, scenes involving Ari, Drama, Vince, and scenes involving E and Turtle. As long as the former's awesomeness outweigh the latter's suckiness, I call the episode a success. In the finale, this was the case, although a few of the Sloan/E scenes were only saved by how amazing hot Sloan is, same goes for Turtle and the sorostitue.

The show is definitely slowing down. Not sure I like the whole E/Turtle situation, it's not the crazy partying group that they used to be.

Did they say how many seasons are left? I'm kinda seeing 1 more maximum.

[boost]

I think its slowing down, but I still like watching it. I agree about the turtle/e thing though ftmp. But I think you guys are a bit too harsh, there have been some cool scenes based around them, I mean most of the scenes at e's new office are good imo. And turlte doesnt stand alone very well, but considering hes probably the weakest character of the show, it shouldnt be that surprising. But theyve still gotta give him some plot points imo.

but ya, it really should go for at most 2 short seasons more and thats it. I just really hope they dont show e's wedding.. wedding episodes almost always suck. Obv the office will be the sole exception.

[bikes]

Ari going terminator is an amazing scene

[wufwugy]

[Jack Sawyer]

Ari going terminator is an amazing scene

this.


Ari Gold is the best character I've ever seen in a tv show. The most well-acted at least. The guy who plays him is just amazing.

[boost]

ok, so this is one of those things were Im supposed to be like "oh man.. thats terrible" But as soon as my eyes land on "DO IT FAGGOT" I just crack up laughing.

[dranger7070]

lol what boost said

[BooG690]

I think its slowing down, but I still like watching it. I agree about the turtle/e thing though ftmp. But I think you guys are a bit too harsh, there have been some cool scenes based around them, I mean most of the scenes at e's new office are good imo. And turlte doesnt stand alone very well, but considering hes probably the weakest character of the show, it shouldnt be that surprising. But theyve still gotta give him some plot points imo.

but ya, it really should go for at most 2 short seasons more and thats it. I just really hope they dont show e's wedding.. wedding episodes almost always suck. Obv the office will be the sole exception.

He used to be one of my favorite characters until they made him all lovey dovey.

[boost]

I think its slowing down, but I still like watching it. I agree about the turtle/e thing though ftmp. But I think you guys are a bit too harsh, there have been some cool scenes based around them, I mean most of the scenes at e's new office are good imo. And turlte doesnt stand alone very well, but considering hes probably the weakest character of the show, it shouldnt be that surprising. But theyve still gotta give him some plot points imo.

but ya, it really should go for at most 2 short seasons more and thats it. I just really hope they dont show e's wedding.. wedding episodes almost always suck. Obv the office will be the sole exception.

He used to be one of my favorite characters until they made him all lovey dovey.

right.. thats because before he never stood on his own. Now that they try to forcefully develop his character it doesnt work so well.

[BooG690]

I luhl'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITT6bYYGVfM

[frosst]

http://www.animaltalk.us/for/Animals...while-fishing/

[givememyleg]

http://www.animaltalk.us/for/Animals/caught-1-1-2-miles-offshore-while-fishing/

haha!

[kiwiMark]

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/20...et-photography

[yourfather]

I think the Ari scene with the paintball was ridiculously dumb. I mean its so over the top. Good luck with 100 assault lawsuits. Plz make it somewhat believable.

[boost]

I think the Ari scene with the paintball was ridiculously dumb. I mean its so over the top. Good luck with 100 assault lawsuits. Plz make it somewhat believable.

I just made myself ignore this while watching.. I doubt most people realize how much a paintball actually hurts and what damage it could do if it hits you in the face. So while realistically he would be in legal hell, I think the majority of viewers did not realize this, so I can see why the writers went with it.

[bigspenda73]

like Ari said though, fuck with him and you're done in LA as an agent, so he can probably go around acting with impunity, as people just have to take it from the Alpha Dog.

[yourfather]

Usually I say whatever, its a movie, But c'mon, shoot up the new office you just bought and all the employees? seriously WTF.

[boost]

btw, I think lloyd being an agent and heir to the throne is pretty awesome.

[meeloche]

I want to visit st maartin just to chill on this beach and watch the planes go by and hopefully not get hit by one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAfQwDizpRo&feature=fvw

[meeloche]

lol if you stand on the beach when a planes taking off it blows you into the water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db_kp...eature=related

[a500lbgorilla]

both contain high levels of awesome

[boost]

lol thats awesome.

[Galapogos]

1st one is amazing.

[wufwugy]

kick KO in mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mNOmSw9u7g

vid freezes till like 7 sec mark

[UG]

kick KO in mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mNOmSw9u7g

vid freezes till like 7 sec mark

holy shit that was awesome

[bigspenda73]

kick KO in mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mNOmSw9u7g

vid freezes till like 7 sec mark

holy shit that was awesome

sorry he ducks his head way before he should realize an innocent bystander is about to knock him the fuck out, clearly fake.

[UG]

I see how you came to that conclusion, but I 100% disagree Spenda

[wufwugy]

kick KO in mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mNOmSw9u7g

vid freezes till like 7 sec mark

holy shit that was awesome

sorry he ducks his head way before he should realize an innocent bystander is about to knock him the fuck out, clearly fake.

Watch the running guy's feet. He's side stepping and averting face because the bystander was moving into him

[wufwugy]

Lukie spotted working that popped collar beach body him and his bros love so much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnhDl9K49Ks

[Warpe]

It's fucking snowing here. October 9 and it's fucking SNOWING! It's completely white outside. Shoot me now.

[givememyleg]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...VxquwOYHpEZnEL

[wufwugy]

i support mandatory euthanasia of stupid people

[flomo]

i support mandatory euthanasia of stupid people

as a union rep for stupid people, we wnat free hbo and titty max for a month befroe the mandatory euthanasia

we also demand a lilfetime suppply of dryer sheets

[wufwugy]

ha

will you take the free hbo in fedex or just have the doc phone it in?

[flomo]

we fuckingg ;hate static cling

[wufwugy]

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker bitch

[flomo]

cranberry juice!1

cranberry juice000 i want juice


cranbetryy jjuice

[boost]

a whole lotta funny just happened itt


p.s. I have consumed liqour and beer tonight.