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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    How about Jim Beam Black?
    One of my first whiskeys and still one of my favorites.

    Bourbon: Makers Mark, Knob Creek are delicious neak/on rocks. If you're mixing it I'd think lots of stuff would work.

    Scotch: Fairly noob myself, I have Macallan, Laphroaig, and Highland Park at home (covers each of the 3 scotch types). They're all delicious. Not terribly impressed with glenfiditch either.

    I bought the buffalo trace because I wanted to try something new. If I load the ice it's fine. Was used to the Makers Mark where one cube was perfect to take the edge off and really enjoy the bourbon.
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    Tnx Swiggidy. I saw some Knob Creek at the super today, probably gonna pick that one up next.
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    Agree with Swig, knob and makers are great whiskeys.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    creepy chan is fucking hot
  5. #2405
    Im sure a couple of you have seen my facebook status, but Ill copy/paste it here for the rest. God I love thailand..

    p.s.: "" = thai solicitor in the night club district where a lot of westerners hang out, -- = me

    "ping pong, ping pong, 500 baht *pop*"
    --how far?
    "taxi, maybe 5 minute"
    --no, no.. how far does she shoot it?
    "two.. maybe three meter, *pop*"
    --where do I sign up?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    murda, could you translate that for the raised-in-a-closet white guy in america? ty
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    baht is the currency, ping pong show.. look it up..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    murda, could you translate that for the raised-in-a-closet white guy in america? ty
    good show
    insert ping pong ball in female genitalia-- watch it fly out
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    very quality

    did he try to shove his remote up his ass? wtf was that
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    wtf that shit can't be real
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    so i was just talking to/dating this girl named erica, that ended, and i started talking to a girl named rachel.

    then i'm at the pool today and met 2 different girls who happened to be named erica and rachel.

    which, of course, wouldn't be overly weird except for the fact that my sister is named rachel and my brother in law (and myself) are named eric.

    wtf, get new names people
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I was like this when I didn't get teh password. WTFFFFFFF
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Epic facepalm @ comment:
    This actually might be an actual panick attack, induced by agoraphobia. Agoraphobia is the fear of not being able to escape a bad situation, his being that his WoW subscription was cancled. The symptoms he is showing is frantic tembling, hyper ventilation, and moving around his room frequently, and how he started taking most of his clothes off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Epic facepalm @ comment:
    This actually might be an actual panick attack, induced by agoraphobia. Agoraphobia is the fear of not being able to escape a bad situation, his being that his WoW subscription was cancled. The symptoms he is showing is frantic tembling, hyper ventilation, and moving around his room frequently, and how he started taking most of his clothes off.
    Because fear of not escaping a bad situation is very uncommon
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    In the overheard at work category

    50 year-old lady, scores a solid 7.5 on teh MILF chart: "I've gotta do a RIM job and I don't have a date yet."

    Me: *hand up*

    Oh, doctor. And yes, I've submitted it here: http://www.overheardintheoffice.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Epic facepalm @ comment:
    This actually might be an actual panick attack, induced by agoraphobia. Agoraphobia is the fear of not being able to escape a bad situation, his being that his WoW subscription was cancled. The symptoms he is showing is frantic tembling, hyper ventilation, and moving around his room frequently, and how he started taking most of his clothes off.
    Because fear of not escaping a bad situation is very uncommon
    When we finally meet I'm going to get agoraphobia
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    im gonna get agora-suffix that means im never going to leave your arms, bigred.
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    After watching Planet Earth like a million times I always find the diary sections so interesting and strange. It shows the making of part of the show and what people had to go through to get the shots. But then that means there were people hired just for the sake of recording the people that were recording the animals. It's very interesting to see what they had to go through, but what about the people recording the people recording the animals? When are we going to see the behind the scenes of what it's like to film a film crew filming animals?
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    Why does warm chocolate have so much more flavor than cold chocolate?
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    cold numbs the tastebuds?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Why are we plagued with the ability to ask ourselves why we are alive?
    Why do I think gmml got in a new shipment of bud recently?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Epic facepalm @ comment:
    This actually might be an actual panick attack, induced by agoraphobia. Agoraphobia is the fear of not being able to escape a bad situation, his being that his WoW subscription was cancled. The symptoms he is showing is frantic tembling, hyper ventilation, and moving around his room frequently, and how he started taking most of his clothes off.
    Because fear of not escaping a bad situation is very uncommon
    1) Agoraphobia is not something as ridiculously open as the fear of not being able to escape a bad situation. If you fear the atmosphere with a girl you're attracted to will go bad if you try to kiss her and get rejected, it doesn't mean you're agoraphobic.

    2) That kid was not having a panic attack. Anyone who thinks he was having a panic attack does not know what a panic attack is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Why are we plagued with the ability to ask ourselves why we are alive?
    Why do I think gmml got in a new shipment of bud recently?
    haha!
  25. #2425
    barium sulfate suspension is fucking evil and tastes like fucking ass.

    so is the contrast they inject you with that makes you feel like you piss on yourself while you're in a CT scan thingy.

    total bullshit. total fucking bullshit.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    holy jesus starcraft 2 looks sick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tjnC3hFN0
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    lol i though "youve gotta be kidding, play by play announces on a starcraft game... hmm kinda cool.... hot damn thats sweet"
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    I got a new phone. It's basically the same as my old phone, except it works. Also, it was free so I can't really complain.

    I usually get really excited about new electronics. The touchscreen phones piss me off, but it's either that or a blackberry now (or an iPhone, but I don't want to pay $90/month)
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I got a new phone. It's basically the same as my old phone, except it works. Also, it was free so I can't really complain.

    I usually get really excited about new electronics. The touchscreen phones piss me off, but it's either that or a blackberry now (or an iPhone, but I don't want to pay $90/month)
    new ways for you to look up hello kitty stuff, imo
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Does anyone know why people bite their own inner cheeks/lips/tongue when they eat sometimes? It's my biggest pet peeve EVER. I'm trying to eat a salad and I have a napkin full of blood right now, FML
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    It can be many things. Talking, suboptimally aligned teeth, missing a bite, anxiety, lack of focus, lots of stuff. Once you bite yourself once it becomes easier to do it again. I don't do it that often, but when I do I find I have to slow down so as to not rebite the same spot
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    warm chocolate tastes better because it's able to seep into every taste bud, me thinks.

    biting your tounge/cheek sucks for sure, I usually do it when I'm devouring something

    I think the worst is when you're eating chips and you stab the roof of your mouth with a chip


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    Oh god I HATE biting my cheek. Then it swells up, and you're boned for like three days. fuck it.
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    i love it because im fcking delicious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    new ways for you to look up hello kitty stuff, imo
    Classic Spoon. Chelle, you've gotta stop leaving FTR logged in.
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    ya, cold stuff retards the tastebuds.. Like you wouldnt believe how much sugar is in sorbet and ice cream. As a cook you need to recognize this phenomenon because if you are making a soup that is meant to be served cold, you cannot expect to be able to properly season it until it is at its serving temperature. It could take twice as much salt to be properly seasoned because of the temperature difference..
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    biting your tongue/cheek sucks but not as bad as burning the roof of your mouth, typically on pizza.
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    I'm looking forward to the first edition of the Wufwugy Bathroom Reader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    biting your tongue/cheek sucks but not as bad as burning the roof of your mouth, typically on pizza.
    This really sucks cause I only eat pizza rolls, hot pockets, soup or oven pizza when its scorching hot and I always get burnt.

    ?wut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Associated Press
    Rachelle Spector said she was relieved her husband was out of North Kern State Prison, where he has been undergoing evaluation since his conviction in April. She said he wrote a letter detailing alleged abuse at the prison such as being forced to sleep naked on the floor for two nights and eating out of a bowl with his hands "like a dog."
    1) Fuck you, complaining bitch, you killed someone.
    2) Dogs eat with their hands now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    new ways for you to look up hello kitty stuff, imo
    Classic Spoon. Chelle, you've gotta stop leaving FTR logged in.
    That was me. Chelle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    biting your tongue/cheek sucks but not as bad as burning the roof of your mouth, typically on pizza.
    This really sucks cause I only eat pizza rolls, hot pockets, soup or oven pizza when its scorching hot and I always get burnt.
    [x] beat: actually eating hot pockets
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    new ways for you to look up hello kitty stuff, imo
    Classic Spoon. Chelle, you've gotta stop leaving FTR logged in.
    That was me. Chelle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    new ways for you to look up hello kitty stuff, imo
    Classic Spoon. Chelle, you've gotta stop leaving FTR logged in.
    That was me. Chelle.
    Oh swiggidy, you make me smile even though I'm on a clear liquid diet. GJ sir, gj
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    i have the 11 of diamonds
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    Wallabies eat opium, get high, make crop circles:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8118257.stm
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    ugh. totally sucks. i want to go lay out in the sun, but spoon's little brother and dad are outside. god. stupid people.

    i need a ginger-midget laying out in the sun resort.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    i need a ginger-midget laying out in the sun resort.
    i have one of those in my backyard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    ugh. totally sucks. i want to go lay out in the sun, but spoon's little brother and dad are outside. god. stupid people
    do you sunbathe nude or something? spoon's family hate you perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    ugh. totally sucks. i want to go lay out in the sun, but spoon's little brother and dad are outside. god. stupid people
    do you sunbathe nude or something? spoon's family hate you perhaps?
    No. I just don't want to be in a bikini around them. Everyone loves me, I just don't love others. ldo.
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    Just saw some guy on a Harley get fuckin creamed by a minivan so I obviously stopped and got out to help. He died on impact and didn't have a face when I saw him. First time I've ever seen someone not expected to die, die. Pretty Crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Just saw some guy on a Harley get fuckin creamed by a minivan so I obviously stopped and got out to help. He died on impact and didn't have a face when I saw him. First time I've ever seen someone not expected to die, die. Pretty Crazy.
    Next thing you know, Billy freakin' Mays is going to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    Just saw some guy on a Harley get fuckin creamed by a minivan so I obviously stopped and got out to help. He died on impact and didn't have a face when I saw him. First time I've ever seen someone not expected to die, die. Pretty Crazy.
    Next thing you know, Billy freakin' Mays is going to die.
    wtf, i had no idea

    !??
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    me and three friends ventured into bangkoks chinatown. It was bigger, more authentic, and dirtier than any chinatown in the US. We found a relatively clean place to drink some beers and eat. The four of us all shared 3 or 4 dishes plus a whole suckling pig that was cooked like a peking duck with super crispy skin and juicy meat. When I got back from the bathroom the pigs eye ball was on my plate.. I cursed my friends and then proceeded to eat the eye because I dont have a vagina.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I'm pretty disappointed you don't have a vagina, do you also not have tits? Because that'd make me even more depressed at this point.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Oh yeah - EWWWWWW AN EYEBALL.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    me and three friends ventured into bangkoks chinatown. It was bigger, more authentic, and dirtier than any chinatown in the US. We found a relatively clean place to drink some beers and eat. The four of us all shared 3 or 4 dishes plus a whole suckling pig that was cooked like a peking duck with super crispy skin and juicy meat. When I got back from the bathroom the pigs eye ball was on my plate.. I cursed my friends and then proceeded to eat the vagina because I dont have an eye.
    tehehehe
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    was just reading rentpwn's log on 2+2 (eat your vegetables dude) when i came across this post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Spenda View Post
    I forgot to add, in regards to legs taking a beating, I don't go m/w/f SS I do Lyle's mon/wed/fri/sat program which is lower/upper/lower/upper, because my legs compared to my upper body suck at recovering and I just didn't feel fulfilled being in the gym only 3 times a week.
    i'm doing that program, it's sick. pm me your AIM name if u want to throw some ideas around.

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    also, ill concede that wuf was probably right most or possibly all of the time when these discussions came up in the past
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    haha thanks.

    I learned nearly everything I know about these issues from Lyle's site. Well, also Charlie Francis and some powerlifters involved with crews like Westside and EliteFTS. There is no better source of information on diet and exercise related issues than Lyle. This is simply due to his ability to decipher the scientific literature correctly.
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    wufwugy, question(s):

    I've been playing some street fighter 4 lately. My friend usually uses Ryu and as such, one of his moves is the Shoryuken! (i.e. rising dragon punch). I always called it the Shor-yuken which makes no sense and it's really more like Sho-Ryu-Ken and I realized that the name is a combination of the games arguably 2 most recognized characteres-- Ryu and Ken. My question is whether Ryu and Ken had their names borne out of this, or maybe shoryuken was named because of Ryu and Ken? I'm asking you because you're the new google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    wufwugy, question(s):

    I've been playing some street fighter 4 lately. My friend usually uses Ryu and as such, one of his moves is the Shoryuken! (i.e. rising dragon punch). I always called it the Shor-yuken which makes no sense and it's really more like Sho-Ryu-Ken and I realized that the name is a combination of the games arguably 2 most recognized characteres-- Ryu and Ken. My question is whether Ryu and Ken had their names borne out of this, or maybe shoryuken was named because of Ryu and Ken? I'm asking you because you're the new google.

    p.s. Tiger Knee!
    I've always thought the latter. I'm interested if there's a story to this as well.


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    The courier driver who just brought me my check from pokers said "making your millions from online poker eh? Good luck"

    ...wtf!
    That was random
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    hahaha nice

    Typically, things that you make up when rollin on ganj and cheetos are not true, and it's hard to find evidence of this un-truth no matter how supreme one's googlefu. Fortunately for you, I am the new google, and I take my job very seriously

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8234359AA6Z2rX

    shoryuken (昇龍拳 or 昇竜拳)
    rising dragon punch (translating literally)

    syo (昇)
    rise

    ryu (龍 or 竜)
    dragon

    ken (拳)
    It means originally a fist ,in this case punch.
    Looks like the Japanese originals of Ken and Ryu are the same as in shoryuken. However...

    http://wapedia.mobi/en/Ken_Masters

    Ken made his first appearance in the original Street Fighter released in 1987. The character's name was originally spelled in Japanese as 拳​ (Ken), which is the kanji character for fist, although Capcom dropped this in subsequent games, spelling his name in katakana instead (ケン​ ).
    This suggests that there was no relation between shoryuken and Ken name. If there was it would most likely have been an afterthought or one of the developers said 'o hai i can haz neet idea lol', and was never really important thus the character change
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    bought a router, has wireless capabilities, but using it for wired ports instead of wireless. guy at store said i need to password protect the router even if im not using wireless function, cable guy never mentioned it and i didnt know to ask.

    do i need to add some kind of protection to a router which is not wireless?
  72. #2472
    router model? yes, unless the wireless on your router can be disabled completely your network still needs to be secured.
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    netgear WGR614
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    sweet thanks

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