"so 2p2 really is full of dumbfucks" or "why the fuck did i do this"

[spoonitnow]

For anyone who hasn't seen this yet, I got talked into doing this thread in OOT on twoplustwo about the whole Chelle thing ask me what it's like dating a chick with multiple personalities - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment and apparently it's kind of taken off or whatever, so I thought I'd share here so you fucktards can get in on it.

In before:

1. I don't actually want her to recover
2. I should be prosecuted for having sex with a minor
3. She's going to kill me in my sleep
4. I'm lying about all of it
5. You realize I actually can type more than 100 words without saying fuck

Note that 1-4 were suggested in the thread.

[supa]

Didn't read the Chelle thing yet but you forgot...

6. Don't all chicks have multiple personalities?

[Micro2Macro]

lol at you lying about it. I've seen your gf on webcam.

She seemed pretty nuts. Refused to show tits - that's just how nuts she is! Can't believe a woman would not fulfill such a request.

[Micro2Macro]

also roughly 95% of the 2+2 population are tards.

probably higher but it seems less since people with high post counts take up more space (not saying they aren't tards either, just sayin')

[fulksy]

haven't read much of the OP on 2+2

but is their a chance that more show up?

[Micro2Macro]

oh, you should seriously contact larry king or something and get interviewed on TV

then you can promote your future book you gon write and dammit you gon write it because I want to read.

[spoonitnow]

haven't read much of the OP on 2+2

but is their a chance that more show up?

read it anyway

[rong]

Question I have for you: The uncle - Is he still around? Still involved with chelle? Have you met him? Do you not want to crack his scull open with a 9 iron? How the hell do you not lose it speaking to the parents who did nothing about it? Same question regarding 9 iron but aimed at parents?

(you may have already answered this somewhere, but I doubt I'll be reading past page 6 - too many dumb comments to sieve through)

[spoonitnow]

Question I have for you: The uncle - Is he still around? Still involved with chelle? Have you met him? Do you not want to crack his scull open with a 9 iron? How the hell do you not lose it speaking to the parents who did nothing about it? Same question regarding 9 iron but aimed at parents?

(you may have already answered this somewhere, but I doubt I'll be reading past page 6 - too many dumb comments to sieve through)

Fwiw there are pics on pages 8 (I think) and 29 (I think). Set your pages to 100 per page and search for the word uncle omfg I've answered this like 4 times.

And idk man. Maybe dealing with dumbasses is something I grew up having to do so much that I'm like an expert in that field by now.

[Fnord]

Spoon, do you think you might have boundary issues? (as in a lack of them?)

I really don't understand why you'd open up that much of your personal life to such a large community without a thicker veil of anonymity.

[spoonitnow]

I don't understand the question

[kiwiMark]

Up to page 11. Actually reading through it (in stages) before I ask my questions. This wins best post thus far

OH COME ON LOOK AT HER YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE CRAZY?

except that IIRC Chelle hates the word crazy/the idea of people thinking she's crazy.

[daven]

interesting well
how does it feel knowing that someone is gonna write a book/script based on your story?

[!Luck]

What was your goal in posting it there?

[spoonitnow]

What was your goal in posting it there?

What was your goal in posting in here?

[speedcake]

What was your goal in posting it there?

yer mom had a goal...

[!Luck]

To gain some insight of how you think and get attention.

[pocketfours]

Just read through the whole thread on 2+2. Very interesting read. I can think of several good things that could come out of posting your life story in public. GL to both of you!

By the way I haven't posted in the 2+2 thread (I'm not the poster with the same zangief avatar).

[a500lbgorilla]

A nicely mind bending read for a sunday morning. I dunno how I'll be able to read this entire thread though, it's impossibly long.

[a500lbgorilla]

lol at poker hamburger and dancing snoopy circle-jerking each other over you having sex with Little Chelle considering the following:

1) She's your fiancée
2) Medical professionals don't see a problem
3) Little Chelle understands that she's not 9 and not only Little Chelle.

9 is a time of trusting, learning, and vulnerability and sexual abuse at that time is preying upon a weak, exposed child. This is another thing all together assuming little Chelle is very childish but has the coherence of someone of 23.

They're taking an acceptable premise - "why not take the precaution of not sleeping with the 9 yo personality" - and winding themselves up around their internet white knight egos.

It almost seems like they're thinking about this like it were a story. Where Little Chelle is present for an express purpose, and the only sensible way for the story arc to go is that you're hurting her further with your ding dong.

[spoonitnow]

To gain some insight of how you think and get attention.

Your a moran.



To everyone else, thanks for the support.

[spoonitnow]

except that IIRC Chelle hates the word crazy/the idea of people thinking she's crazy.

Actually I'm pretty sure that she has a fairly realistic understanding that both her and I seem to lie outside of the realm of "normal" when it comes to mental health, so I don't think she cares too much about that.

[Warpe]

Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.

So...why DID you start the thread?

[a500lbgorilla]

Two Plus Two Poker Forums - View Single Post - ask me what it's like dating a chick with multiple personalities

Great thread. And great post^

[spoonitnow]

Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.

So...why DID you start the thread?

See the first sentence of the first post of the thread.

[spoonitnow]

Also

[Ash256]

quality thread, nice one spoon. you handle the morons with flair.

[kfaess]

I've read a lot of the thread, not sure how much more it has grown in the last 3-4 days.

Anyway, what is this talk of a book??

[kevster]

I've said it once and I'll say it again...... Spoon4Prez

[Chelle]

btw if anyone wants to ask me a direct question, you're more than welcome <3

[BooG690]

btw if anyone wants to ask me a direct question, you're more than welcome <3

I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.

This is basically why Chelle is the shit.

[kiwiMark]

I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.

I shudder at the thought. We don't need five pages of "WHY DO YOU LET THE BAD MAN RAPE YOU WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE NINE BTW HERE'S MY NUMBER"

[spoonitnow]

I wish 2+2ers were able to see this post.

This is basically why Chelle is the shit.

I don't. It would turn into one of the largest clusterfucks in the history of the Internet.

But yeah I agree that she's the shit.

[Chelle]

yeah, the guys on 2+2 weren't the kind of guys I would invite to let ask me questions. A lot of their questions I wouldn't have had the patience to answer, and would just post in font size 72 LOL.

[a500lbgorilla]

Do you think 're-integrating' your personalities is the best way to return to normalcy?

Do you think just being Chelle is possible again?

What's it like when you're being occupied by more than 1 personality, like when they're chatting to each other, or when it's you and another personality?

[Ash256]

Chelle, did you suffer from any problems like anxiety/ocd/depression as a young child?

[BooG690]

I didn't mean to say we should LET them have the opportunity to interview Chelle. I just hate seeing morans dogging Spoon for starting the thread or asking, "Why would you marry her?"

[kevster]

I have always always thought that 2+2 blows.

[Warpe]

Spoon, do you think you might have boundary issues? (as in a lack of them?)

I really don't understand why you'd open up that much of your personal life to such a large community without a thicker veil of anonymity.

this. but whatever.

if you're going to open up this much then why don't you start a blog/write a book/film a documentary

[bode]

finally read the some of the OOT thread yesterday. props on being a really great person spoon.

[surviva316]

Haven't finished the thread but it is certainly epic.

So...why DID you start the thread?

i see what you d.i.d. there

[b-rabbit]

wow. rumbling through page 11 now. definitely a good read while grinding. had no idea about any of this. props for taking the time and guts to share this stuff

[swiggidy]

Very interesting story. Sorry you both have all this to deal with.

Don't you worry 2+2 will find this thread (maybe already happened)? Or do you just not care?

[Sasquach991]

Good luck to both of you.

[rong]

My friend is a successful tv director - worked for BBC, Aardman etc - I'm trying to convince him to fly over to you and do a documentary (with me in tow hopefully under some form of expenses scam and doing a 6 week USA drive holiday). In return, I'd like 100 hours of poker tuition from the spoon.

Deal?

(I have no idea what you get out of this. Fame? Public humiliation? A slot on Oprah?)

[spoonitnow]

My friend is a successful tv director - worked for BBC, Aardman etc - I'm trying to convince him to fly over to you and do a documentary (with me in tow hopefully under some form of expenses scam and doing a 6 week USA drive holiday). In return, I'd like 100 hours of poker tuition from the spoon.

Deal?

(I have no idea what you get out of this. Fame? Public humiliation? A slot on Oprah?)

No thanks.

[Sasquach991]

No thanks.

Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get

[spoonitnow]

Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get

Nothing good could come from something like that.

Additionally, it seems like we're through the most interesting times as far as the violence and things of that nature.

[surviva316]

Additionally, it seems like we're through the most interesting times as far as the violence and things of that nature.

no money in chelle, every personality's solid?

[rong]

Meaning he doesn't want to have to spend 100 hours coaching you no matter how much fame he would get

And he didn't even try to negotiate, that cut me deep spoon.

[spoonitnow]

And he didn't even try to negotiate, that cut me deep spoon.

Come into IRC (link in my signature) and we'll talk about it.

[Dragon Slayer]

Holy Crap just reading the 2+2 thread, interesting stuff. And I Thought I had a good story when my ex tried to kill me twice. But she was just a drunk redneck. Spoons story is much more interesting imo.

[sah_24]

OP ur a better man than i ! and i wish you and michelle all the best gl bro

[jackvance]

I thought multiple personalities was a psychological fabrication that only really featured in movies, so this is.. interesting.