The "My roommate sucks" thread

[a500lbgorilla]

Just a little therapy.

Tell us about your roommate or roommates.

Living in a dorm.

He never leaves.
Always turns the lights off.
Listens to death metal.
And the only times he goes out, he tags along with my friends, gets drunk and becomes verrry creepy.

[bigred]

I'm in a single for most of the above reasons.

[boost]

My roommate sucks

pics?

[bigred]

My roommate sucks

pics?

LOL, you looking for a date you big gay?

[WildBobAA]

Last year at college my in my dorm, my roommate would walk around in his man thong most of the time. He'd sleep til 4 PM almost everyday skipping all his classes. He'd stay out til 3 or 4 AM every night smoking weed, come back high and wake up me when he came back. He'd leave his clothes on the floor in a big pile so there was no wear to walk in our room. He would eat my food without asking me all the time.

One day, just after 2nd semseter started, I was on my computer when the RD of my dorm and the head of campus safety came to my room and said they needed to search my room. Apparently my roommate was caught on campus w/ a bunch of guns in his car and they were looking for his weed. Soon the Grand Rapids police came with 2 huge search dogs and searched the room as well. They didn't find anything (I knew my roommate didn't keep anything in my room as my college is super strict about that). But he spent the night in jail and was kicked out of college. The rest of the year I had the room to myself which kicked ass.

Here's a link to the old news story.

http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.a...5&nav=0RceWBdw

[journey075]

i paid my roommate to move out this semester.

[Humphrind]

My roomate is my wife.

and she does suck.

Though it's never enough.

[a500lbgorilla]

My roommate sucks

pics?

Shh, he's asleep.



I also have video of him speaking broken english, threatening to pee on someone and the after math of when he peed on himself.

Also, he groped every woman or feminine dude at the party.

[a500lbgorilla]

Last year at college my in my dorm, my roommate would walk around in his man thong most of the time. He'd sleep til 4 PM almost everyday skipping all his classes. He'd stay out til 3 or 4 AM every night smoking weed, come back high and wake up me when he came back. He'd leave his clothes on the floor in a big pile so there was no wear to walk in our room. He would eat my food without asking me all the time.

One day, just after 2nd semseter started, I was on my computer when the RD of my dorm and the head of campus safety came to my room and said they needed to search my room. Apparently my roommate was caught on campus w/ a bunch of guns in his car and they were looking for his weed. Soon the Grand Rapids police came with 2 huge search dogs and searched the room as well. They didn't find anything (I knew my roommate didn't keep anything in my room as my college is super strict about that). But he spent the night in jail and was kicked out of college. The rest of the year I had the room to myself which kicked ass.

Here's a link to the old news story.

http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.a...5&nav=0RceWBdw

So I'm just a car load of guns away from serenity?

But yah, my roommate sleeps til 2 pm every day except mon and wed when he has class to wake him up. I don't really mind this, though.

[BoondockSaint]

My roommate sucks

pics?

Shh, he's asleep.



I also have video of him speaking broken english, threatening to pee on someone and the after math of when he peed on himself.

Also, he groped every woman or feminine dude at the party.

HAHAHHAHA oh man thats too funny

[boost]

My roommate sucks

pics?

Shh, he's asleep.



I also have video of him speaking broken english, threatening to pee on someone and the after math of when he peed on himself.

Also, he groped every woman or feminine dude at the party.

ooh! 'sleeping' pics... he looks like a light weight, I bet half a roofie did the trick, eh? eh!?

[a500lbgorilla]

My roommate sucks

pics?

Shh, he's asleep.



I also have video of him speaking broken english, threatening to pee on someone and the after math of when he peed on himself.

Also, he groped every woman or feminine dude at the party.

ooh! 'sleeping' pics... he looks like a light weight, I bet half a roofie did the trick, eh? eh!?

He's so small, you could mention roofie in casual conversation and he'd be out.

[boost]

My roommate sucks

pics?

Shh, he's asleep.



I also have video of him speaking broken english, threatening to pee on someone and the after math of when he peed on himself.

Also, he groped every woman or feminine dude at the party.

ooh! 'sleeping' pics... he looks like a light weight, I bet half a roofie did the trick, eh? eh!?

He's so small, you could mention roofie in casual conversation and he'd be out.

when can I come visit?

[ProZachNation]

WildBob what school you go to? Im at GVSU me and my roomie get along and are nice to each other we just smoked his hookah good times.

What a noob, we keep a chair in our bathroom so I can sleep in the chair facing the tiolet.

[xBULLETTSx]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

[WildBobAA]

WildBob what school you go to? Im at GVSU me and my roomie get along and are nice to each other we just smoked his hookah good times.

I got to Calvin College

[bluey]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

Damn youre a dick.

[WildBobAA]

Damn youre a dick.

[BoondockSaint]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

Thats an over reaction if I have ever heard one. You got off easy never hearing from him again. I'm surpised there was no revenge.

[boost]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

Thats an over reaction if I have ever heard one. You got off easy never hearing from him again. I'm surpised there was no revenge.

yah man... you really fucked up. Misplayed your hand terribly and got lucky by sucking out on the river. If this kid got a lawyer you would be SO screwed. If he called the cops you would spend atleast the night in jail. And truthfully, you where in the wrong. Yes, legally its your apartment, but you asked him to move in with you. Any person with a logical and fair mind would view it as both of yours. You furnished hte apartment so yah, you hold a lil more weight there. However, the guy is in his early 20's and had an apartment with an old highschool freind. His freind has a baby and now he cant sleep for 5 days a week because of the baby. He didnt have a baby, you did, he really shouldnt have to deal with it. So you have two options, commute to see your kid, and possibly work out a plan where she can spend the night every so often. Or you can tell your freind that shes going to be moving in, and ask him to pack his bags. (you could also just get a new apartment with her.) If you dont wanna move in with her, thats not his problem, but he sure shouldnt have to be woaken up 5 nights of the week, thats just not fair.

you handled this situation horribly, and you are lucky that this guy didnt call the cops and pursue legal action. You are even luckier he didnt come back and put a fucking bullet in your head. You just dont treat another human being like that unless its necessary. And when you are the one tahts in the wrong, its never necessary.

[donkbee]

Just a little therapy.

Tell us about your roommate or roommates.

Living in a dorm.

He never leaves.
Always turns the lights off.
Listens to death metal.
And the only times he goes out, he tags along with my friends, gets drunk and becomes verrry creepy.

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

Oh BTW, did you finally figure out whom you called over the weekend?

[journey075]

Just a little therapy.

Tell us about your roommate or roommates.

Living in a dorm.

He never leaves.
Always turns the lights off.
Listens to death metal.
And the only times he goes out, he tags along with my friends, gets drunk and becomes verrry creepy.

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

not a chance.

[xBULLETTSx]

bluey wrote:
Damn youre a dick.

Meh....some would say I guess. I should have stopped to think about the whole thing for a minute, but hey...........shit happens.

[xBULLETTSx]

However, the guy is in his early 20's and had an apartment with an old highschool freind. His freind has a baby and now he cant sleep for 5 days a week because of the baby. He didnt have a baby, you did, he really shouldnt have to deal with it.

This guy also had a 9 month heads up on the whole situation, its not like I just showed up one day with a baby, he helped me paint the spare room and set up the crib....we had discussions prior about the whole thing and he told me if it ever got too bad he would just buy some earplugs..... Anyways, I am not trying to justify my actions to you guys....just telling my story...

[a500lbgorilla]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...telling him "sorry, bro. This is my kid and you've gotta respect that. I know you're hear originally as a favor to me, but I have to let you know that this is a deal breaker and if it really bothers you that much we might need to consider parting ways.

[a500lbgorilla]

Just a little therapy.

Tell us about your roommate or roommates.

Living in a dorm.

He never leaves.
Always turns the lights off.
Listens to death metal.
And the only times he goes out, he tags along with my friends, gets drunk and becomes verrry creepy.

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

Oh BTW, did you finally figure out whom you called over the weekend?

I always know EXACTLY what I'm doing when I drunk dial.

[xBULLETTSx]

telling him "sorry, bro. This is my kid and you've gotta respect that. I know you're hear originally as a favor to me, but I have to let you know that this is a deal breaker and if it really bothers you that much we might need to consider parting ways.

I like my way better.....lol.

[Rondavu]

I snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in

Pwned

[gabe]

Last year at college my in my dorm, my roommate would walk around in his man thong most of the time.

i didnt see man thongs pics in article so i was hoping you would post them...

[UG]

Holy crap, I could go on and on about a roommate I had during my 5th year of college.

He did not use soap when he showered, and didn't brush his teeth. Needless to say he stunk really-really bad.

We let him stay in our apartment during the summer while we were all back at home. One weekend I made a surprise visit to hang out and what I found in my apartment was truly disgusting. There were nine bags of trash INSIDE the apartment that he was too lazy to take down to the dumpster (didn't smell too great). Our deck (which was really small) had five bags on it that had been there for who knows how long, soaking in the rain, baking in the sun, repeat, etc...There was a huge trashcan out on our deck filled up with trash and left open to catch rain water, making it a disgusting soup that stunk like you wouldn't believe.

Upon going in the kitchen I said something like, "WTF is that smell?" He replied with, "I don't know, man, it just started stinking one day and I can't figure out what it is." Within ten seconds I "found the problem." He had thrown away a few slices of pizza and some sort of lasagne dish into the dishwasher.....only thing was the dishwasher was broken. There was a slimey green substance growing inside. Think "Slimer" from Ghostbusters.

This guy never washed his socks...he would wear them until they started stinking and then he threw them under his bed. He had boogers all over his walls from when he'd pick his nose at night...

Goddamn I could go on and on about him.

How did he come to live with us? He was the most hilarious guy ever, loved to party (he went out EVERY night of the week). He needed a place to stay and he was cool, so we let him move in.

He was a great drinking buddy but there were quite a few times I literally wanted to kill him.

[BIGandRICH]

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

is there such a thing?

[donkbee]

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

is there such a thing?

YES ... why don't any of you believe me

"Deliverance" by Opeth. Download today and become enlightened.

[BIGandRICH]

If it's good death metal, it's okay.

is there such a thing?

YES ... why don't any of you believe me

"Deliverance" by Opeth. Download today and become enlightened.

i was just messing with you, though i have preferences, i'm up for pretty much any kind of music. Death metal tends to be very rythmically strong and when in the right mood its about the only thing i'd want to listen to... this coming from a classically trained, turned jazz pianist, there seems to be a lack of death metal fans in my profession, which i find to be rather strange, considering the further i get into playing jazz the more i become interested in every other possible way of playing music

theres a kickass swing version of a disturbed song on "dawn of the dead" (movie) and i personally have done jazz arrangements of punk and metal songs

[donkbee]

i was just messing with you, though i have preferences, i'm up for pretty much any kind of music. Death metal tends to be very rythmically strong and when in the right mood its about the only thing i'd want to listen to... this coming from a classically trained, turned jazz pianist, there seems to be a lack of death metal fans in my profession, which i find to be rather strange, considering the further i get into playing jazz the more i become interested in every other possible way of playing music

theres a kickass swing version of a disturbed song on "dawn of the dead" (movie) and i personally have done jazz arrangements of punk and metal songs

That is AWESOME. I'm like you in a way, I love all sorts of music and I'm always thinking of ways to alter/change/play it. I used to play French horn in an orchestra, so I'm all about the classical music. I've played alto sax in jazz ensembles as well. I also see a lot of appeal in trance, I love that stuff when I'm in the right mood. Classical, rock, alternative, death metal, trance, jazz ... I love it all.

[BIGandRICH]

That is AWESOME. I'm like you in a way, I love all sorts of music and I'm always thinking of ways to alter/change/play it. I used to play French horn in an orchestra, so I'm all about the classical music. I've played alto sax in jazz ensembles as well. I also see a lot of appeal in trance, I love that stuff when I'm in the right mood. Classical, rock, alternative, death metal, trance, jazz ... I love it all.

nice, orchestras are awesome.. i played timpani in one for a while, which i was pretty stoked about and i wouldnt mind playing a piano concerto with one some day. Though the chances of that are pretty minimal since i dont practice enough classical music. (one day in 168 years i'll start digging into that rach 3 concerto). It's good to be able to play multiple instruments because as i am sure you've noticed, it means you can fit into any group of musos and have a good time.

since this is the roommate thread i better make that comment... at 17 its still my parents. They pay for alot of things, ie. food, health insurance etc. etc. so thats a plus, but man, sometimes i want to punch them in the face.. 17 years is a long time to live with people who think that know exactly whats best for you. I admit that alot of the time they were right, but that doesnt stop it from being annoying. I need to get my licence, then i can move out. To bad i spend all day everyday playing music and dont have time to go driving.

[Greedo017]

To bad i spend all day everyday playing poker and dont have time to go driving.

[boost]

Holy crap, I could go on and on about a roommate I had during my 5th year of college.

He did not use soap when he showered, and didn't brush his teeth. Needless to say he stunk really-really bad.

We let him stay in our apartment during the summer while we were all back at home. One weekend I made a surprise visit to hang out and what I found in my apartment was truly disgusting. There were nine bags of trash INSIDE the apartment that he was too lazy to take down to the dumpster (didn't smell too great). Our deck (which was really small) had five bags on it that had been there for who knows how long, soaking in the rain, baking in the sun, repeat, etc...There was a huge trashcan out on our deck filled up with trash and left open to catch rain water, making it a disgusting soup that stunk like you wouldn't believe.

Upon going in the kitchen I said something like, "WTF is that smell?" He replied with, "I don't know, man, it just started stinking one day and I can't figure out what it is." Within ten seconds I "found the problem." He had thrown away a few slices of pizza and some sort of lasagne dish into the dishwasher.....only thing was the dishwasher was broken. There was a slimey green substance growing inside. Think "Slimer" from Ghostbusters.

This guy never washed his socks...he would wear them until they started stinking and then he threw them under his bed. He had boogers all over his walls from when he'd pick his nose at night...

Goddamn I could go on and on about him.

How did he come to live with us? He was the most hilarious guy ever, loved to party (he went out EVERY night of the week). He needed a place to stay and he was cool, so we let him move in.

He was a great drinking buddy but there were quite a few times I literally wanted to kill him.

thats fucking gross... why does he shower if he doesnt use soap?

[DoGGz]

Lol bullets, your so lucky this guy was a pussy. Not only would I have called the cops, but you do know the apartment is in your name, right? If he called the cops, you would have been arrested and he would have had free rain. On top of that, if he got a restraining order, YOU would have been kicked out of your own apartment. Wouldn't have that been the complete bwnage to get kicked out of the apartment your paying for!

It would have made a better story also.

[DoGGz]

I think the fucking irony of this post is that xBULLETTSx is the shitty roomate, and his friend should be the one posting about the shit he had to put up with moving in with his friend.

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

[BIGandRICH]

To bad i spend all day everyday playing poker and dont have time to go driving.

Until the last few days i hadnt played any poker in nearly 3 months due to my playing piano for 7 hours a day (average, as much as 12 hours some days). Also, now that i have started playing poker again i havent stopped the music.. It continues full steam ahead, the poker taking place between midnight and 3am... arent i such a well balanced teenager?

[euphoricism]

My first roomate was awesome to hang around, but a complete fucking moron....

Incident One Euph gets his roomate out of jail.
On Halloween we're at a party (both of us underaged) hitting the keg. Cops bust the party up, I throw my cup out, he keeps his. (retard). Cops ask him how old he was, he says 20. (retard). Cops ask for ID (he looks about 14) he says he doesn't have any. Cops pull him outside to the cruiser, and search him, and find his ID (retard.).

I was in ARMY ROTC at the time, and being as creative as possible, I wore my uniform to the party. (Chicks love uniforms.)

Cop pulls me aside and says, "You know, if he hadn't fucking lied to me, I would have told him to go home. Now he's probably going to jail." I say, "Sir, as a member of the armed forces I am held directly responsible for all of the actions of any person that I am currently around. If he goes to jail, not only do I insist that I personally accompany him, I also ask you to recognize that there is about a 85% chance that I will be stripped of my rank, and serve latrine cleaning duty for a few months."

(Thats about 50% bullshit. I really would get into some shit, IF my CO found out [unlikely], but I didn't actually have any rank, nor did we actually have latrines.. and there was no way I was going to jail on his account ;p )

Anyway, cop releases him, in his words, "into my custody". At which point I throw his ass in my car and haul ass out of there.

About two weeks later..

My roomate also sold drugs (pot) out of our apartment. One day, he got into the fight with his ex- and posted her nude pictures all over the interweb. She of course found out and called the police, and reported his little drug dealing operation.

So around 2PM I'm sitting in my living room playing Grand Theft Auto. Roomate says, "I'm going to class, later man", I say later, he walks out. About 3 minutes later he comes back in, two cops behind him.

I look at them, look at Grand Theft Auto, look at them... look at Grand Theft Auto.. sensed a supreme sense of irony and started laughing.

Cops ask my roomate if they can search his room, (SAY NO YOU IDIOT! SAY NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!) he says sure, and unlocks the door.

Cops walk in to his room, find about 8 pipes, a brick of pot, a scale, lots of baggies, the usual pot-head-dealer things.

At this point the roomate starts to cry, and I start to chuckle. I just got 3 wanted stars, and the cops are running me off the road - this is supremely funny to me.

Anywho, long story short, cops search his room, but forget to get proof of consent to search from my roomate (to cover their asses, they have a form that says "I hereby consent to a search of my property on ___ date at ___ location". They never had him fill it out.

He was arrested, but his criminal case was thrown out.

Two weeks later representatives from our University show up and tell him he's being evicted for being caught with marijuana. He tells them that the case was thrown out. They produce a rulebook that essentially says, "the university may remove you from the premises at any time we so choose."

He begins packing, and a few days later they have him take all his crap out of his room. They change the locks, and lock the door.

He lives on the couch for three months.

Guy was a class-A fuckup. He never got "kicked out" of school, but they "asked him to leave". He was a fucking cop-magnet.

[a500lbgorilla]

Euph, two things:

1) You're cool, we should hang out.

2) Link to pics of ex-gf?

[ilikeaces86]

bluey wrote:
Damn youre a dick.

Meh....some would say I guess. I should have stopped to think about the whole thing for a minute, but hey...........shit happens.

You realize your insane?

[lolzzz_321]

lol

[Miffed22001]

my roomate is a poker fish?
i guess he doesnt suck

Im that one who always east the same food, bangs his missus, plays sport and makes money from nowhere.
I must suck

[bigred]

2) Link to pics of ex-gf?

GOGOGO

[midas06]

Hahahaha Nice story Euph

[VQCsGirl]

Worst roommate ever...ouch.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

[journey075]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

yeah go fuck yourself, you deserve the shit kicked out of you.

[bigred]

Worst roommate ever...ouch.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

I didn't kill him, wtf. Who wants to be my roomate?

[boost]

Worst roommate ever...ouch.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

I was expecting funny, I got nothing but disturbing.

[VQCsGirl]

Worst roommate ever...ouch.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

I was expecting funny, I got nothing but disturbing.

I apologize.

Last year, my roommate slept on the top bunk across from me and she decided to squeeze through the bed railing. I walked into the room to find her stuck and dangling. Naturally I went next door to tell my suitemates to come and admire her clever idea. Then she tried jumping on her bed and smacked her head on the ceiling, which resulted in a minor concussion.

My other roommate took shits in which she had to flush 4 times each time in order for everything to go down. (and never washed her hands) Also, you know those log rides at Six Flags? She got into one and it sunk...everytime she went to sleep, my bed (on the other side of the room!) would shake. Also, she stole so many things from me that I had to hide all of my valuables before I went to class each day.

[ensign_lee]

I learned a valuable lesson after living with friends...For all of those who havent...DONT!!

I lived with a buddy of mine who I knew from high school. He was the momas boy type. He moved out with me when he was 21 for the first time from his parents house. I had been living there with an EX and needed a roomie for financial purposes after we broke up. He agreed to move in to help me out. It was fine for the first few months, no complaints...no major ones anyways. Him and his GF used to spend lots of time togeather and his GF got to know my new GF (whom I am still with) everything was gravy...they hung out yada yada....well I knocked my GF up and was expecting a baby. He found out and was happy for me... Well the baby came and things changed a bit.This was her fisrt kid as well as mine and I wanted to be as big a part of it as she was, so I asked him if he would mind if my gf stayed with us for a few days, then I would go to her house on the weekend cuz she used to live almost an hoour from me and I needed to stay close to home for work. he was cool with that and by this time his GF left him and he didnt do much but play comp and vids. I was cool with that, as long a you pick up after yourself and pay your bills. This went fine for the first month or so, she would stay during the week and I would go on the weekends. Well one day he came to me and told me she could not come over with the baby any more because he gets woken up during night feedings...I was calm at first...I asked him if he meant that I just go there on the weekends and not see my newborn kid for days at a time and leave her to do everything...His answer...."Pretty much...yea.."..now I was a bit mad. I pointed out the fact that this was MY apartment (so the lease said) and I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to. He didnt like that. He then got a pissy attitude and grabbed a game controller out of my hands.....he said "OK...dont touch my shit then..." that was his first mistake...being that I had lived there 2 years prior to him comming and everything in that place was mine except whatever was in his room. I told him not to touch any of my stuff...which includes the couch u are sitting on, the table ur drink is sitting on, the plate your supper is on...grabbing it off the table and scraping it on to his play station. This activated the riot...it was ugly...he was smaller that me but he had heart....poor fella....after I kicked the shit out of him I threw his baseball hat out the patio door, along with his sneakers and told him to leave. His t shirt was torn and hanging off and it was the middle of November.. half a foot of snow on the ground....he wanted to go get a sweater but I would not let him back in...he stood out on the deck for almost an hour banging and shit. I finally got pissed off and walked out the back door, snuck up behind him with a big bucket full of water and soaked him. I then advised him that if he didnt find somewhere to go and get worm soon hypothermia may set in and it was 10 minutes to the closest gas station. He left cursing me up the road. I pack his shit that night and left it on the patio.....whit a piece of paper .."EVICTION NOTICE" written in big black sharpie marker...I havent heard from him since.

Harsh??

Take this as you will, but to be quite honest, this story makes you sound like a gigantic douchebag. He talked to you about a problem (albeit he did put it pretty shittily), and then you proceeded to say "This is my apartment. I can do whatever the fuck I want." Aggression only breeds more aggression here, and things escalate. To behonest, what did you expect from a comment like that? Pouring his food onto his PS2 was just really stupid on your part. What kind of a reaction do you think you're going to get from this?

And then you proceed to not only not let him get his sweater (in freezing temperatures), but to pour water on him? And then you proceed with an unlawful eviction? And you do all this to a friend of yours that you've known forever?

Pretty much EVERYTHING about this story makes you out to be the douchebag in the story. You might try finding alternative solutions in the future.

[xBULLETTSx]

Take this as you will, but to be quite honest, this story makes you sound like a gigantic douchebag. He talked to you about a problem (albeit he did put it pretty shittily), and then you proceeded to say "This is my apartment. I can do whatever the fuck I want." Aggression only breeds more aggression here, and things escalate. To behonest, what did you expect from a comment like that? Pouring his food onto his PS2 was just really stupid on your part. What kind of a reaction do you think you're going to get from this?

And then you proceed to not only not let him get his sweater (in freezing temperatures), but to pour water on him? And then you proceed with an unlawful eviction? And you do all this to a friend of yours that you've known forever?

Pretty much EVERYTHING about this story makes you out to be the douchebag in the story. You might try finding alternative solutions in the future.

U know what?? I think I handeled this fine. I did not include alot of other deatils about this guy that would make you think differently, but I have no regrets. This guy went on to become a crack head, he robbed his Grand parents house and diddled his niece. He is in jail last I heard. If I saw him tommorrow I would do it again, but next time I would make sure to break his knees.

[journey075]

he may be a fucked up kid, but youre just an insane douche.

[xBULLETTSx]

I rather be an insane douche.......cuz if he would have kept living with me and god for bid, he fucked with my son, he would be DEAD right now, and I would be in jail...so I guess it turned out for the best.

[journey075]

yeah lucky you that hes not dead.

[lolzzz_321]

Bullets, ur a swell guy, btw ill do that third thing on Friday then pay u on fri too when i get back from classz0r

bullets

[Estrop]

They won't give me a roommate. No idea why..

[biondino]

my roomate loved to party

How long does it take to realise never, ever, ever live with anyone these words can describe?