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  1. 08-12-2006 07:17 AM #1
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    Default Question for Lawyer Charizard

    If someone threatens to, and then proceeds to, kick me in the nads, can I sue
    them for assualt and battery on behalf of my unborn family?


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    why did u not shoot them?
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    Who kicked you in the nads? And why? And as miffed asked, why didn't you shoot them?
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    was it the same guy that stole gabe's pizza money?
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    Default Re: Question for Lawyer Charizard

    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    If someone threatens to, and then proceeds to, kick me in the nads, can I sue
    them for assualt and battery on behalf of my unborn family?


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    Uhh dude... that's when you throw them over your leg, pull down their pants, and slap their ass while telling them what a bad girl they are. You also take pictures or preferably video to post for us.
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    Since you don't sue for assault and battery... you sue for damages incurred from said battery, I'm going to go with "no". You can, however, convince a doctor you are now impotent and sue for that.
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    Actually, if argued right, you could get the death penalty.

    Tell the judge that you have millions of potential children in your sac, and that the defendant prevented each innocent baby from being born, essentially massacring the equivalent of a small country.

    And if you really want to get him, argue that he even damaged the billions of sperm that would have been produced throughout the rest of your life, which is equivalent to killing every human on the face of the earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    why did u not shoot them?
    just a hypothetical question
    I would infact shank the living hell out of someone who kicked me in the nads on purpose.
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    Default Re: Question for Lawyer Charizard

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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    If someone threatens to, and then proceeds to, kick me in the nads, can I sue
    them for assualt and battery on behalf of my unborn family?


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    Uhh dude... that's when you throw them over your leg, pull down their pants, and slap their ass while telling them what a bad girl they are. You also take pictures or preferably video to post for us.
    do u need more material for jerkin the gerkin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Since you don't sue for assault and battery... you sue for damages incurred from said battery, I'm going to go with "no". You can, however, convince a doctor you are now impotent and sue for that.
    what if they ask to see my swimmers under a microscope?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Since you don't sue for assault and battery... you sue for damages incurred from said battery, I'm going to go with "no". You can, however, convince a doctor you are now impotent and sue for that.
    what if they ask to see my swimmers under a microscope?
    obv you rigg the tests using the weight of your bankroll (or get staked)
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