The quasi Official "Stump Rilla Thread"

[!Luck]

This thread is dedicated to trying to stump Rilla with questions. Apparently he knows it all. Let the fun begin.

How many full words were spoken in the movie Rounders?

[Spook]

How many different names can you find that the Egyptians had for the "sun god"?

[a500lbgorilla]

How many full words were spoken in the movie Rounders?

Hahaha, I'm cleaning my dorm room so lemme mull it over. I'd like to see how close I could guess accurately.

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

How many different names can you find that the Egyptians had for the "sun god"?

EDIT- 3. Re or Ra. Ra-Hokakhty, "Horus of Horizon" and Atum "All".

Though, Atum is refered to when talking about the god who created the world out of chaos, i think.

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

You guys are really just trying to stump my l33t google and encylopedia skills.

-'rilla

[!Luck]

what is 10!%5?

[a500lbgorilla]

what is 10!%5?

quoi?

-'rilla

[Spook]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[a500lbgorilla]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything?

"Forty-two."
"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."

-'rilla

What is the purpose of meaning?

[a500lbgorilla]

What is the purpose of meaning?

In what sense?

-'rilla

What is the purpose of meaning?

In what sense?

-'rilla

In EVERY sense.

[a500lbgorilla]

What is the purpose of meaning?

In what sense?

-'rilla

In EVERY sense.

Then there is no purpose.

-'rilla

What is the purpose of meaning?

In what sense?

-'rilla

In EVERY sense.

Then there is no purpose.

-'rilla

Oh fuck.

I lose.




Again.

[a500lbgorilla]

It's all about frame of reference. You said every sense, so I assumed you meant from the perspective of all time and space. Meaning is solely a function of the people who seek it. The universe doesn't care about it's own meaning and therefore has none.



EDIT - I've decided I'm going to collect goldstars. I'll start with just the star Xianti gave me. REWARD ME WITH STARS!

-'rilla

[bigred]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In that case 'Rilla.

In honour of the purpose of meaning crack:

[a500lbgorilla]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.


-'rilla

How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.


-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuclk if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.


-'rilla

I will accept this goldstar, but I will begin to decline silly goldstars :P

-'rilla

[ekillian]

what is 10!%5?

quoi?

-'rilla

10 Not Mod 5
C++ language

[vaks]

is gay sex more fun the straight sex?
rilla I KNOW you KNOW this one... you KNOW?

Who won the 1985 Embassy World Snooker Championship, who did he beat in the final, and what was the score?

TIMED CHALLENGE: You have 5 minutes to Google this info, begin now!

[vaks]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything?

well duh...
its 42
thats fourty-two

but heres the real stump... Whats the question?

[ilikeaces86]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who is it?

[™]

Riddle me this 'rilla

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

What is it?

Who won the 1985 Embassy World Snooker Championship, who did he beat in the final, and what was the score?

TIMED CHALLENGE: You have 5 minutes to Google this info, begin now!

You lose. Too slow.

[!Luck]

ekillian was close its 10 factorial mod 5

[a500lbgorilla]

Riddle me this 'rilla

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third one means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

What is it?

Language.

-'rilla

[Spook]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who is it?

oops.. this is for rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who is it?

His son.

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

Aces, that riddle was tough. I had to think about it for a while and it was just hard to picture. I ran through 3 answers before finally getting it, I think.



Well, I'm off to an engineering meeting. Dont miss me.

-'rilla

[UncleBuddy]

If train A was heading westward at 55 mph and train B left 31 minutes afterwards heading eastward from 245 miles away, and it was summer, and they were in the central time zone....tell me, what brand of beer would be best to wash down a particularly bitter semen snafu?

[a500lbgorilla]

If train A was heading westward at 55 mph and train B left 31 minutes afterwards heading eastward from 245 miles away, and it was summer, and they were in the central time zone....tell me, what brand of beer would be best to wash down a particularly bitter semen snafu?

-'rilla

[LeFou]

Riddle me this 'rillaThere are three words in the English language that end in "gry".

Woops. Using the restrictive 'that' makes your riddle implode. There are, in fact, zero words in "the english language" that end in "gry".

I think it's usually written:
'Hungry' and 'Angry' are two words that end in -gry. There are three words in the english language, etc....

Rilla, I've got a good one:
Name something, ANYTHING, that's less interesting than Brad & Angelina.

[a500lbgorilla]

Some Tabloid[/url]]Britain’s Daily Mirror is reporting that, while vacationing in Africa with little Maddox in town, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got it on so loudly one night, security was called in to investigate.

After armed guards rushed to their room, a hotel source said: “It sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed.

Yes. I can think of something less interesting.

-'rilla

[Fnord]

what is 10!%5?

The answer is 0

10 Not Mod 5
C++ language

Wrong. ! is a pretty specific mathematical operator in math. Although I did use the compter science interpretation of % (modulus)

[Fnord]

My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)

You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?

[UncleBuddy]

My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)

You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?

I'll take it.

No. If his shot was empty, there is only one position which would get you in trouble out of 4 possible. You are at a 75% success rate here versus the 66.67% you get from a random spin.

[Les_Worm]

edit

[a500lbgorilla]

My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)

You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?

Obviously, the n00b answer is spin again (Since this is being presented to me as a riddle, the obvious answer is always wrong). The theory behind it being that you're getting 2:1 instead of 3:2. So clearly, it's wrong.

I suppose you'd go again becuase the bullets are next to each other act as "one chamber" since the second one is sort of neglected (you'll never get to it, since the first bullet is in the way) So it's like you've got 3:1 (3 open spaces and 1 filled out of "4" remaining)

-'rilla

[a500lbgorilla]

My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)

You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?

I'll take it.

No. If his shot was empty, there is only one position which would get you in trouble out of 4 possible. You are at a 75% success rate here versus the 66.67% you get from a random spin.

Wrong thread, the stump Uncle Buddy thread is just below.

-'rilla

[Muxy]

Pool is my background

Dennis Taylor beat Steve Davis it was hill-hill meaning 18-17

i didnt see anyone post the answer.

[a500lbgorilla]

Pool is my background

Dennis Taylor beat Steve Davis it was hill-hill meaning 18-17

i didnt see anyone post the answer.

quoi?

-'rilla

[™]

RILLA YOU ANSWERED MINE INCCORECTLY. I DID NOT SAY "THERE ARE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE" THERE IS MORE TO THAT SENTENCE TRY AGAIN SIR. (end caps lock frenzy)

[a500lbgorilla]

RILLA YOU ANSWERED MINE INCCORECTLY. I DID NOT SAY "THERE ARE THREE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE" THERE IS MORE TO THAT SENTENCE TRY AGAIN SIR. (end caps lock frenzy)

Then what's the answer?

-'rilla

[elipsesjeff]

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns sold in packages of 8?

And,

Why do 24 hour gas stations have locks on their doors?

[a500lbgorilla]

Why are hot dogs sold in packages of 10 but hot dog buns sold in packages of 8?

And,

Why do 24 hour gas stations have locks on their doors?

1) So they can sell more bun packages.

2) So they can lock the doors when they are closed. Just becuase they claim to be 24 hour gas station does not mean they will never close. Or alter their policy. Or get shut down.

-'rilla

[ensign_lee]

Oh, I've got one!

What does "odo'ital" mean in Cardassian?

hah!

[elipsesjeff]

What is the name of the band leader in the Star Wars Cantina in Ep. 4 - A new hope?

Also, the name of the monster in Return of the Jedi that Luke fights at Jabba's palace?

[Xianti]

What was the name of the world's first space monkey?







(By the way, 'rilla, are you cheating, i.e., searching the web for answers?)

[a500lbgorilla]

(By the way, 'rilla, are you cheating, i.e., searching the web for answers?)

I didn't have to search for anastrophe but Tiger is when I busted out my google skills. The egyptian one I couldnt find on google so I asked a friend and googled his answers. Fnord's riddle I sorta infered the answer and backed my way into the reasoning. That -gry one I figured was a trick question from the word go so I tried to take it as a trick question. Aces' took me a while.

Jeff - The monster was a Rancore or something like that.

-'rilla

[michael1123]

Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son.

Who is it?

His son. ... Aces, that riddle was tough. I had to think about it for a while and it was just hard to picture. I ran through 3 answers before finally getting it, I think

You're a genius, Rilla. At first the answer to this question seemed to obviously be the speaker himself, but as I tried to write out the reasoning to this answer in a reply chastising your mistake I realized that I couldn't be right, and then worked my way to your answer. Perhaps you similarly tried to write out something different, as I found it difficult to picture as well.

It becomes easy once you realize that you can replace the words "my fathers son" with the word "me" in the riddle.

[a500lbgorilla]

Yes, my second "answer" was him. That's what I thought the trick was. But I just did a quick doodle to visiualize it since my brain wasn't puttin it together too quickly and I got the right answer.

-'rilla

[!Luck]

In Age of mythology what is the perfect number of peasents in the first 3 min if you are playing kornos?

[xbones]

My attempt #1 (this should be easy.)

You're playing Russian Roulett. The villian places 2 bullets in adjacent chambers. He spins and shoots first, CLICK. He hands the gun to you and tells you that you can spin the chamber if you want. Should you spin and why?

I'd spin - the weight of the bullets should mean they have a tendency to be at the bottom.

[ekillian]

ekillian was close its 10 factorial mod 5

Now you see why I'm dropping CS as my major. I've been trying to study for my final for literally 6 hours and learned nothing. And I know close to nothing. I think I need at least an 80 for a C in the class.

[a500lbgorilla]

In Age of mythology what is the perfect number of peasents in the first 3 min if you are playing kornos?

3, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 2 to throw feces at each other.

-'rilla

[huntingsalmon]

What is a nut? What purpose does it serve the plant?

[Legendash]

If two identical twins are separated and one is sent away for 10 years at the speed of light time dilation says that in each mans frame of reference the other will appear to have aged more slowly. When the brothers are reunited which one is older?

[Staresy]

where the hell did I leave my keys?

[boost]

In auto racing there is a point in a turn in which the vehicle (while following a proper racing line) is closets to the inside curb(wall, boudnry, whatever.) What is this point reffered to as? Furthermore what is its signifigance? What is the positive side effect derived from it?

google that BITCH!

[boost]

What was the name of the world's first space monkey?







(By the way, 'rilla, are you cheating, i.e., searching the web for answers?)

you should probably rehost the picture with a different .jpg name.......

[ZenOffsuit]

Who was known as the fifth Beatle?

In Pulp Fiction, What was the number code to unlock Marsellus Wallace's briefcase?

[xxDFOCxx]

3 prisoners are in Jail. They have to past a test. If they got it right, they are free, if they got it wrong they die, if they do not answer, they continue to do there time in jail.

There is 5 hats, 3 reds, 2 blues.

The 3 prisoniers are put in line, one behind another. They get there eyes covered, then somebody put a random hat on there head. Then they get there eyes uncovered.

The last prisonier, seeing the first two in front of him, couldn't know for sure what color was is hat. So he decided not to take a risk and decline to guess. The second prisonier (in the middle) see the guys in front of him and couln't guess it either and didn't try it. The first prisonier in front, very confident, tell that his hat is RED, and got it right.

HOW?

[Bezique]

If two identical twins are separated and one is sent away for 10 years at the speed of light time dilation says that in each mans frame of reference the other will appear to have aged more slowly. When the brothers are reunited which one is older?

Legend my monkey friend, have 4 years of physics taught you nothing?

Time dialation says: it's physically impossible for somebody (i.e. a body with mass, i.e. one of the twins) to travel at the speed of light.

So your question isn't even a question, it's a lie

Now for a real question:

A gentleman is walking along a road, trying to get home. But oh heavens! he reaches a fork in the road and does not know which is the correct route to take.

For reasons unexplained he knows that one route leads pleasantly to home, whilst the other - for further unexplained reasons - leads to certain and inescapable doom. However will he get home?

Fortunately there are two people at the fork - one stood by each road. The troubled gentleman may ask one question to one of them (his choice as to which person he asks). That is to say one question may be asked in total.

A well placed sign very kindly points out that one of the two people stood at the two roads will always, always, always tell the truth. The other one is a habitual liar and will always speak the opposite of the truth. Alas, the problem is that the sign does not say which of the two people tells the truth and which one always lies.

Furthermore, the sign states that the two people waiting to answer the traveller's question may only answer yes or no.

So given this flummoxing situation, what is the question that the person trying to get home should ask to enable him to get where he's going?

Good luck, answers on a postcard.

[The_Cheat]

as i understand it, the limits of particle acceleration are being pushed higher and higher all the time. of of these days the speed of light might be a reality

[Bezique]

It's possible to get very close to the speed of light, but never quite reach it (unless you are a massless body)

Which is the situation Ash meant to speak of, but worded badly

[The_Cheat]

that same riddle was in the movie charade. told a little differently

something about indians with whitefeet and blackfeet, where the whites always told the truth and the blacks always lie. they were wearing moccasins or something...

i cant remember the solution...

[xxDFOCxx]

How do they put the caramel into the caramilk ?

[xxDFOCxx]

that same riddle was in the movie charade. told a little differently

something about indians with whitefeet and blackfeet, where the whites always told the truth and the blacks always lie. they were wearing moccasins or something...

i cant remember the solution...

The solution is to ask one indian to ask the other the question. When he give you the answer, do the opposite.

If the white feets ask the question to the black feet, the black feet will liet to him. The other way, the black feet will lies to you.

[The_Cheat]

ah.

i remember now.

great movie

audrey hepburn was a fox. she reminds me of jennifer love hewitt

[Legendash]

Ok bezique, smart arse, 0.9c, you still get time dilation, now answer the question biotch

and anyway you shouldn'y be on here dissing my questions, you should be doing your lab report so i can rip all the good bits out and get a better mark than you!

[Xianti]

you should probably rehost the picture with a different .jpg name.......

Sam is not the monkey's name.