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  1. #1
    it means fixed your post, now less questions more pics of you
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    my avatar is me
    Check out my OP thread Operation: To Simply Get Better!

    "I think it's pretty cool that a girl is so into poker. Any chance of us getting some nude pics?"

    <Carroters> "Dude, it's a chick......that plays poker. You any idea how much I'd pay for one of these?"
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    MOAR
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    hahaha, less chat and more pics imo
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Jack, at least give the ppl what they want. Clearly, that means high socks.
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    mcatdog, courtiebee, and myself @ Lake Louise. Banff ftw.

    I'm trying to look hard in the picture, not sure why. Maybe the person we got to take the picture pissed me off? Not shown is how tough it was to row in canoe in the lake given i'm massively out of shape and it was ridiculously windy. Poor mcat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04 View Post


    mcatdog, courtiebee, and myself @ Lake Louise. Banff ftw.

    I'm trying to look hard in the picture, not sure why. Maybe the person we got to take the picture pissed me off? Not shown is how tough it was to row in canoe in the lake given i'm massively out of shape and it was ridiculously windy. Poor mcat.
    Cute



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    Me holding my baby boy a few minutes after his birth, December 8th



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    Me being superdad while grinding dem MTTs for a livin
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    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    nice pics man. how many times do you misclick while holding the babies?

    how much does it suck when they throw up on you while you're in the midst of flipping for vast sums of equity?
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    the water looks pretty amazing
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    Was so so sick. All glacier runoff which makes it wtfawesome.
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    wheeee



    in before: sick watch bro, lets go to the gym, and whats that on your arm??
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    Chick on the left needs her adenoids removed. I can tell.
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    Lukie's been trying for weeks, he's been poking and prodding from all angles
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    haha

    i don't even know what adenoids are and i'm sure that i want to..
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    a man removed my adenoids when i was a child. is that wrong?
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    ya man how much does having kids suck?

    condoms must feel great now huh?

    peel your dreams up off the floor yet?
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    wufwugy on subtlety
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    rofl

    I dont usually misclick or anything, and i dont flip for vast sums of equity, i always get it in ahead!

    I still havent had sex since baby damn 6 week rule
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp View Post
    I still havent had sex since baby damn 6 week rule
    That kinda talk is reserved for the room with the crab cakes. UG's already in there, he's the one holding the purse.
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    Lukie, did you tell her about the adenoids? Her quality of life will be much improved and her throat capacity will increase substantially.
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    courtie is asian?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    courtie is asian?!?!?!?
    Nah, just really tired and a bit drunk
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    The gf and I in October at the season home closer of TFC last year.




    Three weeks ago I broke my right middle finger playing goalie in soccer. I made the save though!



    This is 4 days after the break, the day of the surgery. Doc had to insert a pin to keep the bone straight:


    Three weeks after the injury and 18 days after surgery, with a new cast that shows a cool pin sticking out:
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    The gf and I in October at the season home closer of TFC last year.




    Three weeks ago I broke my right middle finger playing goalie in soccer. I made the save though!



    This is 4 days after the break, the day of the surgery. Doc had to insert a pin to keep the bone straight:


    Three weeks after the injury and 18 days after surgery, with a new cast that shows a cool pin sticking out:

    how wierd, first photo I was gonna post and say you are the spitting image of my Monday night football team goalie......

    you have a twin bro called Guy from London?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce View Post
    how wierd, first photo I was gonna post and say you are the spitting image of my Monday night football team goalie......

    you have a twin bro called Guy from London?
    wtf

    My name is Guy and I'm from London.

    Who are you?
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    ^^^OUCH^^^
    "You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
    The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."

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    Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it
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    I'm a handsome devil, aren't I?

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    well not pic of me but pic of chelle pulling chicks hotter than i do

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    tits or gtfo
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    discussing the list o props

    ?wut
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    Jungle Juice drunk on halloween....


    Wine drunk a few weeks ago

    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

    Problem officer...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post


    discussing the list o props
    How tall are people in this picture, for some reason I assume everyone on the internet is 5'8". And if I ever hope to attend FTR Vegas, I need to have some assurance that at a modest 6'2" I won't feel like a giant.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Guy! its you!

    I'm BankItDrew from errrrrrrrrr Montreal(?)
    Normski
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    You'd probably be the shortest of the bunch given that Renton can dunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    You'd probably be the shortest of the bunch given that Renton can dunk
    This
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    surprise! im white
    (im on the left)
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    I'm 6'5" and available for hire to stand next to you if you don't want to feel like a giant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL View Post
    I'm 6'5" and available for hire to stand next to you if you don't want to feel like a giant.
    Do you pitch or catch?

    Who am I kidding... YES!
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
  42. #42
    Don't you see Yao Ming in the picture? I'm sure you can google his height and work it out from there.
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    ALL YA'LL LOOK ALIKE

    i'm 5'11.5'' kn

    ?wut
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    I'm 6'3" and Chardrian was as tall or taller than me. P4's was only an inch or two under that so there are 3 of us that were in the same room over 6' so your cool
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    Ravageur (sp?) from FTR organized a fantastic night for a few PS players at the Maple Leaf game this past Saturday. So, this guy, Darryl Sittler walks in and signs a bunch of pucks. mine says "To Bid, Darryl Sittler #27"

    Only FTR calls me BID, particularly the werewolf crowd. Represent!


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    sweet.
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    lol leafs
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    lol leafs
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    The gnome from the Love Guru says otherwise.
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    never seen it

    hear it sucks
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    Wait. Are you talking about the Leafs team or Love Guru? Because either applies here.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    ba doom ting!
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    a couple shot of my girlfriend and i drifting at a cocktail party last night, around 2am i guess
  55. #55
    daven - you and your girlfriend are so cute together! that pic gave me the fuzzies.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    daven - you and your girlfriend are so cute together! that pic gave me the fuzzies.
    Pics of your fuzzies or gtfo.
  57. #57
    my fuzzies, eh?

    well all you really need to know is...

    i really like picking my nose


    and i met severus snape's burlesque alter ego last night.



    that girl's ass was two fleshy full moons. good stuff.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    my fuzzies, eh?

    well all you really need to know is...

    i really like picking my nose
    Oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. How fuzzy are they?

    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    and i met severus snape's burlesque alter ego last night.
    Wow, Marylin Manson is lookin' good these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by surviva316 View Post


    Wow, Marylin Manson is lookin' good these days.
    hah, well to be fair, she quite literally was severus snape. harry potter burlesque y'all. i saw a freaking dementor do a striptease.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    my fuzzies, eh?

    well all you really need to know is...

    i really like picking my nose


    and i met severus snape's burlesque alter ego last night.

    You're a cutie. You look different in both pics though, I wouldn't guess it's the same person lol.

    that girl's ass was two fleshy full moons. good stuff.
    I met the hottest butt yesterday (and the attached girl too). Up until yesterday I thought I liked more curvy buttocks, but slim young-girl-like butt in thong = best thing ever. Trumps even the best titties! (although that could just be my today bias speaking)
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    are you fucking kidding me lol
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    wow Sittler looks so old
    I grew up two streets over from his place in Miss. & used to make sure I hit it up on Hallowe'en trick or treating.
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    thanks! i probably look different because the lighting and quality are so drastically different. first one's not even a photo, i made it on gifyo.com. plus in the second pic, i was in a small room with a ton of horny guys... it was a little humid in there, lol.

    i see you are on your way to becoming a true butt connoisseur :P butts are fun in all shapes and sizes, definitely. thong bikinis help.

    are you familiar with keyra augustina? google her if no... consider it a gift.
    Free your mind and your ass will follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    thanks! i probably look different because the lighting and quality are so drastically different. first one's not even a photo, i made it on gifyo.com. plus in the second pic, i was in a small room with a ton of horny guys... it was a little humid in there, lol.
    You sure it wasn't mainly horny girls? :P

    i see you are on your way to becoming a true butt connoisseur :P butts are fun in all shapes and sizes, definitely. thong bikinis help.
    I'm a real sucker for this particular type of thong:


    are you familiar with keyra augustina? google her if no... consider it a gift.
    I couldn't find her in one of thongs I prefer, but she definitely has a nice bum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aubreymcfate View Post
    thanks! i probably look different because the lighting and quality are so drastically different. first one's not even a photo, i made it on gifyo.com. plus in the second pic, i was in a small room with a ton of horny guys... it was a little humid in there, lol.

    i see you are on your way to becoming a true butt connoisseur :P butts are fun in all shapes and sizes, definitely. thong bikinis help.

    are you familiar with keyra augustina? google her if no... consider it a gift.
    Agustina Keyra is from Argentina like me. Her real name is Julieta Machado. I'm a true connoisseur of her butt

    http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyra_Agustina



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  67. #67
    ass over boobs any day of the week
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    ass over boobs any day of the week
    crazy talk
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    If ass is over boobs then dem be some saggy ass tittehs
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    Only if she's a big girl. Not every guy likes big titties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    Only if she's a big girl. Not every guy likes big titties.
    I meant for her ass to be over (or above) her tits, then the tits must have sagged to epic proportions.

    My jokes are terrible, I realize this.
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    I love tits more than anything in existence, but tiny tits with a great ass is still better than great tits and a tiny ass. It's weird how it works. It's like the Gestalt theory. Women are more than just a sum of their parts, and for some reason an ass does more than tits. Not necessarily in first impressions though. Great tits are mesmerizing in ways an ass is not, but an ass has staying power in way tits do not
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    HEY WANKERS.

    This is the post pics of yourself thread not the discuss boobs and ass thread. GTFO.
  74. #74
    Here is a picture of myself looking fabulous

  75. #75
    Are you serious? Dozer may just be the awesomest looking person ever. A more beautiful beard has never existed

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