Haha. Nice thread.

How about this line:
"People with grills seem to be pulling more girls," Troy said. "I guess cause they got money in their mouth."

http://www.suntimes.com/output/busin...n-grill27.html

"Most purchasers are guys in their late teens and early 20s. But Milan salesman Patrick Sam said the store recently sold one for an 8-year-old boy."