Pictures that make you Lol :) NSFW

[OngBonga]

I'm getting a load of mugs made for Christmas presents so I'm bumping this thread for reference.

Suppose I should post an image that's already on my shortlist...

Hello Carol.



edit - fuck knows how to remove that attachment thingy.

[OngBonga]

*shortlisted

[Savy]

Make sure you don't get mugged.

[Poopadoop]

I always thought Carol Vorderman was hot until I saw Rachel Riley...

p.s. hehe good joke Savy.

[oskar]

Gun wielding golden skeletons taxidermy. From my favorite subreddit: Awful taste but great execution. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/

[OngBonga]

I always thought Carol Vorderman was hot until I saw Rachel Riley...

p.s. hehe good joke Savy.

Carol is a true 10. Rachel is a 9.5. That isn't even close, it's like Richter Scale where each increase of 0.1 is like 10x more energy. Carol is 10^5 times hotter than Rachel.

[OngBonga]

This needs a repost for the wtf.

[Poopadoop]

Carol is a true 10. Rachel is a 9.5. That isn't even close, it's like Richter Scale where each increase of 0.1 is like 10x more energy. Carol is 10^5 times hotter than Rachel.

Carol was a bit too hippy for my tastes - it's a bit like Nicky Minaj where you think 'that waist-to-hip ratio ain't human'. Though undoubtedly I'd still rate her a 10. I'd just rate Rachel an 11.

[OngBonga]

Carol has lovely hips, the fuck is wrong with you?

[Poopadoop]

Carol has lovely hips, the fuck is wrong with you?

It's a question of taste, I'm just not a giant hips guy. If you like blondes and the next guy likes brunettes there's nothing wrong with either person. So fuck you too.

[OngBonga]

Fuck you for saying fuck you too when I didn't say fuck you.

[Poopadoop]

What are you special? No-one can say it to you unless you say it first? Fuck you again.

[The Bean Counter]

David Cameron is a bellend? Would have preferred to have seen that message depicted differently though.

Rachel Riley is clearly something else in terms of the girl next door look. Never really understood the Carol thing, as she turned into an idiot as she got older. Always preferred Susie in Dictionary Corner if we’re going down that sensible looking route. Can’t believe she’s in her fifties.

[OngBonga]

Never really understood the Carol thing, as she turned into an idiot as she got older.

This is a matter of opinion, and you just proved yours to be worth fuck all. This is almost as offensive as saying Debbie Harry got ugly.

Not a fan of Susie Dent. Don't get me wrong, I'd watch her shower, but I wouldn't fall over myself to do so if Carol was nearby, doing sums.

[Poopadoop]

This is a matter of opinion, and you just proved yours to be worth fuck all. This is almost as offensive as saying Debbie Harry got ugly.

Not a fan of Susie Dent. Don't get me wrong, I'd watch her shower, but I wouldn't fall over myself to do so if Carol was nearby, doing sums.

Man you're touchy about your taste in women.

Debbie Harry certainly didn't age well.

Susie Dent is cute-ish but not in the same league as Carol or Rachel. That's prolly why she's sitting behind a dictionary rather than strutting in front of the word board or whatever you call it.

[OngBonga]

That's prolly why she's sitting behind a dictionary rather than strutting in front of the word board or whatever you call it.

Nah I think it's because Susie is a words genius while Carol and Rachel are numbers genuises.

Being hot definitely helps though. Definitely.

Man you're touchy about your taste in women.

Actually it's denial. It was a valid point which I don't want to face, so I get defensive. Be better at pshychoanalysing my posts.

[oskar]

[spoonitnow]

[oskar]

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bonus meme:
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/...41048550572034

more bonus memes:

Someone's trying to out-trump trump at the twitter game:

https://i.redd.it/su1v655qhum01.png

[BananaStand]

I find it so hilarious how the left is terrified of Jordan Peterson

[oskar]

I am terrified. Justifiably! That fucker will smack me. Happily at that!

I'm surprised you are on the JP train. I did not take you as a philosophy buff.

[BananaStand]

I'm surprised you are on the JP train. I did not take you as a philosophy buff.

pay closer attention

Though, maybe we're getting to the root of why the left is afraid of him. You perceive an interest in his ideas as "being on the train". That's an indicator of the group-identity mentality that JP despises.

[oskar]

[Poopadoop]

Oh, Ken M, you silly guy.

[Savy]

Tbf that seems like one of those light-hearted* local news stories that gets written to fill up space and it's pretty bleak.

*spell check is telling me hearted is incorrect?

[OngBonga]

Why does cat #6 have a dick in its mouth? What is that supposed to be?

[Poopadoop]

Tbf that seems like one of those light-hearted* local news stories that gets written to fill up space and it's pretty bleak.

There's a picture of a fawn hanging limp from a power line, and a guy poking at it with a long stick. What's light-hearted about that?

*spell check is telling me hearted is incorrect?

Spell check is wrong.

[OngBonga]

There's a picture of a fawn hanging limp from a power line, and a guy poking at it with a long stick. What's light-hearted about that?

You clearly haven't lived in England for long enough.

[OngBonga]

I watch tsunami footage for entertainment.

[Poopadoop]

You clearly haven't lived in England for long enough.

Ah, I forgot most people in England think dead baby animals is good fun.

Oh wait, no, it's just you.

[OngBonga]

Ah, I forgot most people in England think dead baby animals is good fun.

Oh wait, no, it's just you.

Aw dead BABY animal. Dude I eat dead baby animals. So do eagles. Honestly, if this happened in England, the entire town would come out to watch the "rescue". Someone might even make a round of tea for the workers. Such a day would live long in the memory of the locals.

It'd be like if the Town Hall caught fire. So long as everyone is ok, everyone would be loving it. It breaks the mundane routine of normal life.

[Poopadoop]

Aw dead BABY animal. Dude I eat dead baby animals. So do eagles. Honestly, if this happened in England, the entire town would come out to watch the "rescue". Someone might even make a round of tea for the workers. Such a day would live long in the memory of the locals.

It'd be like if the Town Hall caught fire. So long as everyone is ok, everyone would be loving it. It breaks the mundane routine of normal life.

Right. I forgot most of England lives in a town of 1000 people miles from anything where nothing ever happens and a dead animal on a power line is considered entertainment.

[OngBonga]

Of course it's entertainment. You'd be watching, guaranteed. Stop pretending you don't have a dark side.

[Poopadoop]

Of course it's entertainment.

It is to you maybe.

You'd be watching, guaranteed.

No I wouldn't, guaranteed.

Stop pretending you don't have a dark side.

Sure I do. It just doesn't extend to getting off on dead animals. I'm not even sure what's supposed to make that interesting.

[OngBonga]

It's interesting because an eagle grabbed it and then dropped it. Presumably, it at least tried to retrieve it. That's not interesting to ponder?

Do you watch nature programmes? Do you turn away when the lion gets the zebra?

[Poopadoop]

It's interesting because an eagle grabbed it and then dropped it. Presumably, it at least tried to retrieve it. That's not interesting to ponder?

Do you watch nature programmes? Do you turn away when the lion gets the zebra?

If I saw the eagle carrying the fawn I'd watch. If I saw someone poking at a dead fawn on a power line with a stick I'd watch for maybe two seconds and then get on with my life. It wouldn't count as a big event to me. Your argument was that this was because I hadn't lived in the UK long enough (whatever that means). My argument was most people in the UK or elsewhere aren't fascinated by dead animals to the extent they stop whatever they were doing and watch it all day long.

[OngBonga]

My argument? It was a quip, and since then I've being doing my best to pretend I care in an effort to get some stupid conversation out of this.

My point about you not living in the UK for long enough is you haven't quite got to grips with our dry sense of humour. It's obviously not light hearted, it really didn't need pointing out. It's like if someone says "it's nice outside" when it's fucking shitting down with rain, you can probably assume they're being sarcastic. We don't say "not" at the end of the sentence to make it obvious we're not to be taken literally.

[Poopadoop]

What makes you think I was taking you seriously?

[OngBonga]

You're trolling me? Nope, I'm trolling you!

Nice hand sir.

[oskar]

More like pics that creep me out, but it is halloween:

[lfcfan]

[MadMojoMonkey]

Their facial expressions make this pic.

[Jack Sawyer]

[MadMojoMonkey]

Dafuq?
That's a perfectly handsome - dapper, even - proboscis monkey.

You tryin' to start a fight, mate?

[Poopadoop]

His nose is funny.

His hairdo is sublime.

Depends where you look really.

[Jack Sawyer]

My girl was literally rofling when I showed her that monkey

She said Alf was a dickface. I said, hold my beer

[MadMojoMonkey]

My girl was literally rofling when I showed her that monkey

She said Alf was a dickface. I said, hold my beer

Seriously?!
In this day and age?!
You think you can openly mock a monkey in front of my monkey face and that's just OK?!

You monkey-racists!

Where's my banhammer...
Hey... banhammer kinda sounds like banana...
mmmmmm... bananas.
I fucking love bananas.
Wait...
What were we talking about?

[Jack Sawyer]

Loll banana's

I see what you did there

[MadMojoMonkey]

[CoccoBill]

[CoccoBill]

[OngBonga]

Don't forget to mention both "super strength cannabis" and "skunk" several times, while giving a quick mention near the bottom of the article noting he'd stopped taking his schizophrenia medication.

[mrhappy333]

WOW, I haven't been on here in forever. This thread is still alive! I need to find my original picture. RePost it!

[wesrman]

I haven’t been on here in so long that I forget how to even post pics. ������