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    Default Pets!

    I was just wondering what kind of pet everybody has, if any?

    I have a Jack Russell named Anna

    Here's a picture of her:



    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Trouser snake
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    wow, she's really small and cute...the trouser snake ldo
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    Aussie Sheppard, 65 lb lap dog.

    and a 3' corn snake

    Last edited by jyms; 08-08-2010 at 05:01 PM.
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    LOTTA FTW! She even got a facebook group!





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    Guys you are so funny. I'm sitting here in Hospice with my grandma and family, showing my family you guys' pets.

    Keep up the posts of your pets!
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    My old beloved dog! rip :/ She was so pretty (compared to my new one lolz), but not quite as funny Still loveable =D



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    Here is one of my many beast!


    And this is one of our cats after he had a bad night with a Raccoon. Cat lost!


    We have many more I may post later.
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    My parents' 14 yr old Terrier gettin' frisky with me. I freaked out right after this pic was taken because he got it right in my mouth!

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    Puppylook for the haters!

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    My two Beasties:

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    This thread just makes me want a dog more than I already do
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    this is felix aka mud dog

    i only have pics of him as a puppy (hes still only 8 months old but i havent taken a pic of him for like 4 months), hes not very big and i dont think he will be, hes a black mouth cur, most people havent heard of the breed so wikipedia it they have a good write up on the breed.




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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster View Post
    We have a winner
    +1, hilarious pic
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    philly - spoon's dad breeds black mouth curs
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    wtf did you steal my cat?
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    I giggled irl!
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    So much win emanating from Zwift's dog.
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    Chula as a puppy in Guatemala and 10 years later ldo.
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    Chichi is his name...bitch.
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    omg a yorkie!

    I want a yorkie-poo, they are so cute!
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    lololol boog when you get harrassed by your dog during sweats I'd always assumed it was some big thing like bowling you over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    lololol boog when you get harrassed by your dog during sweats I'd always assumed it was some big thing like bowling you over.
    Yorkshire Terriers can be fireballs.
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    Somehow I ended up with the cat when me and the ex broke up.... I need a dog!




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    some nice pussy in this thread
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    trip keeps his dog in a fridge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    trip keeps his dog in a fridge?
    Apparently right next to the potato salad and coleslaw for the BBQ.
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    You guys have the cutest pets!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Rowlf is the spaniel mix, Fritz is the chi mix







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    More Chichi. Post and pre-haircut.
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    omg im going to die from cuteness overload!!!!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    wtf @ everyone having small dogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    wtf @ everyone having small dogs
    Had no space.

    Also don't like putting one down every 7 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    wtf @ everyone having small dogs
    It's called reverse psycho-morphism. Whenever a well-regulated entropic system engages an undulating dysmorphia the autonomic response converts into parasympathetic pathology. In plain English, men with small dicks make up for it by acquiring large possessions, and since everybody knows that FTR Commune posters have enormous cocks, we expect to find they choose small pets over large ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    It's called reverse psycho-morphism. Whenever a well-regulated entropic system engages an undulating dysmorphia the autonomic response converts into parasympathetic pathology. In plain English, men with small dicks make up for it by acquiring large possessions, and since everybody knows that FTR Commune posters have enormous cocks, we expect to find they choose small pets over large ones.
    What if it's the wife/gf choosing the dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    What if it's the wife/gf choosing the dog?
    I'd be wondering why she was allowed to speak
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    Coco, my weirdly small Jack Russell. She's only like 5kg (that's 11lbs to those of you still stuck in the dark ages)







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    ^^^ just a tiny tad lighter than our little Boston...but probably double the trouble
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    I think my Jack Russell is about 5 lbs, right now.
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    Miniature Datshound, I mean Dauchhund, I mean Weenie Dog


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    I humbly submit by cat Otis

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    Chelle wanted to see more of the critters so here's a few of our others:

    We have ten of the girls in total. Who give us 7-9 eggs a day.


    Then there are the two poop machines


    One the the three cats. This one weighs in at 19 pounds!


    So in total we have 3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 horses and ten chickens.
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    I can't find any recent pics, but here's this beast when it was just a kitten. It's now bigger than all of your dogs and wuf's dick put together.

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    Otis looks like a bamf
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    Micio: I was in vegas when friend told me he had a bunch of kittens and offered me $100 to take one


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    My mom saw both of these pictures on facebook and downloaded them and sent them along with my sister's baby pictures saying "those are my son's two cats". FML
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    kitty's!!!!
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    My mom saw both of these pictures on facebook and downloaded them and sent them along with my sister's baby pictures saying "those are my son's two cats". FML
    In Mom's case, L stands for "labes"?
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    Someone make these into lolcats please.
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    I want a cat with a mustache.
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    my cat chases down wild rabbits and eats them.

    i used to have a pet rabbit, but gave it away.

    thankfully this rabbit was never around that cat.
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    More Maggie and Grimlock. yes we got portrait taken of them. it was for charity. bite me.


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    This thread is surprisingly good
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    I found a camera for my kitties!

    This is Kitty.


    This is Silver



    Silvers extremly tiny but the pic is kinda big. Kitty is smaller than UG's cat...but pretty huge
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    my cat is a fucking beast, that's one of my old coats that he's on and I was running about 6-1 210lbs back then, so it's not a small coat


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    my cat is a fucking beast, that's one of my old coats that he's on and I was running about 6-1 210lbs back then, so it's not a small coat

    your coat would swallow me whole!
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    6'1" 210 is tiny
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    JKDS wins for most creative cat names
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    your coat would swallow me whole!
    must...not...edit....
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    i want silver btw=)

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