Hail to those motherfuckers,
Hail to the those big cocksuckers,
Hail! Hail to Michigan,
The cesspool of the world!!!

Hail to those masturbators,
Hail to those fornicators,
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!

Hail to those flies and maggots
Hail to those whores and faggots
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!

Hail to those auto workers,
Hail to those circle jerkers,
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!