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[Genitruc]

So I just fking HATE breaking up the momentum of a good session because I have to piss (playing connected to a 2nd monitor reduces mobility...).

This is not a good thing since I tend to drink a lot of green tea and have a pretty weak blatter.

So today I just decided to piss in a big empty glass that was sitting next to my poker station. After finishing my leak I frantically avoided timing out at my tables and placed said glass to the left of my keyboard.

Next time I felt like a drink of tea I obv just reached to my left and gulped down... my own piss.

I quickly spit it out and don't think I swallowed much. It tasted salty and man did it ever look like green tea when placed in a clear glass.

GG paying attention to what I was doing. At least I made teh moniez!

[wufwugy]

blatter? AWESOME

and wth just get a real pee bottle. in a good session i urinate approximately 70oz worth. a pee bottle is necessary for that, i often fill to the brimy brim brim, and have never ever and will never ever spill.

urine is sterile anyways so youre okay

[ATOTHEC101]

dangers of the job imo.

[d0zer]

Great thread! I laughed! 5 out of 5!

...was the piss still warm when you tossed it back?

[WildBobAA]

Haha, I give you respect for actually posting this.

[Galapogos]

Lol wow, I made fun of Lukie in some other thread for actually thinking someone could do this. I stand corrected.

[givememyleg]

wtf get a powerade bottle

[kingnat]

Opaque milk jug (wide-mouth rim, ldo).

[BankItDrew]

I can't believe you just admitted to this.

[Lukie]

Lol wow, I made fun of Lukie in some other thread for actually thinking someone could do this. I stand corrected.

I was about to put the newly-created 'search' feature to good use, but it's not necessary anymore.

[Genitruc]

Dozer it was about the same temperature as I expected the green tea to be.

It kind of made me feel like throwing up, not so much because of the taste, more because it was my own piss.

[badgers]

would it be better if it was someone elses piss?

[bode]

did you stop the session then to go brush your teeth, or just power though it like a champ?

[tom]

you have opened the door for yourself to have a pee fetish in the future
congrats

[Genitruc]

I had a set in a multi-way pot at full ring

I didn't go anywhere, just hacked it up for a good cpl minutes.

[Lukie]

would it be better if it was someone elses piss?

which reminds me, true story:

in high school there was this crazy motherfucker in my grade named scotty b. fucking nuts. somehow (and this was like a several week process) a bunch of people got together and promised him a bunch of money if he'd drink somebody else's pee during lunch. i didn't have lunch that period but i heard like 100 second-hand accounts.

basically they got a freshman to pee in a cup, several people verified it was legit, and they brought it back. everyone gathered around, yadayadayada, he drank it, then people started throwing up. like it was a chain reaction, everyone hurling (you know how when someone pukes, it makes you want to puke?).

so predictably, this guy got in a lot of trouble but with some really bogus citations.. like inciting a riot (from all the hilarity/commotion that ensued), and some kind of child pornography or endangerment charge (because people were watching the freshman take a piss in the cup to make sure it was legit). everybody called him scotty pee after that. dude never got paid either, l-o-l.

oh yeah, and everybody said it was the yellowist, smellist (dehydrated) piss they'd ever seen, which adds further to the l-o-l.

[Genitruc]

The injustice of that story makes me want to throw up

[meeloche]

wow I actually voted 5 spades on this one...

[swiggidy]

Awesome thread.

I had a friend who admitted crapping his pants at work. He broke the story to like 10 people.

[UG]

5 spades, awesome stuff.

can't believe you posted this but I thank you for it.

[Genitruc]

funny I posted more because I thought FTR ppl more than anybody would understand not wanting to break up a good session, esp when you have a set

more I think of it, more I realize I might be a bit of a weirdo