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  1. #526
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    yeah wtf who the hell is that 3rd girl mmmmm
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    I'll tell ya who she's NOT - Sara Jean Underwood.

    Yep, I'm still obsessed but at least resisted the temptation to bump her pics again.
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  3. #528
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    I'll tell ya who she's NOT - Sara Jean Underwood.

    Yep, I'm still obsessed but at least resisted the temptation to bump her pics again.
    I like her way better than Sara Jean.
  4. #529
    I found more.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    I found more.






    win (girls)
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    I like her way better than Sara Jean.
    wat?
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    alright, I'll say it. I would stick my dick in Sara Underwood.

    She should be proud.
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    Does this pic remind you of a certain poster here in this forum??? Even in this thread?Hmmmmmmmm......
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Does this pic remind you of a certain poster here in this forum??? Even in this thread?Hmmmmmmmm......
    UR MOM
  11. #536
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    I like her way better than Sara Jean.
    wat?
    Ya shes way hotter imo.





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    What's her name Wes?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    What's her name Wes?!
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    way too much woman for me to handle lukkake
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    can we get a whole page devoted to this girl?

    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Ya shes way hotter imo.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    can we get a whole page devoted to this girl?

    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Ya shes way hotter imo.
    wes - ship me the name in the next 10 minutes and get $5 pstarssssssssssssss plz
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    I dont know her name K, sorry.



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    kryptoniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiteeeee

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    topa da page....
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    Resize option, please use it.
  30. #555
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Resize option, please use it.
    Agreed Sara Jean Underwood is the only person who's pics should be that big
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    fuck you guys, looks good on my 24"
  32. #557
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    fuck you guys, looks good on my 24"
    I literally fell on the floor laughing when I read this - DUCY?
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  33. #558
    wish I had your old man sense of humor...

    also, seeing how the last 3-4 posts don't have a picture, here's another:

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    This page needs some Sara Jean Underwood on it







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    this page needs some marissa miller. someone gogogogo
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  36. #561
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    this page needs meh swimsuit models that have no talent and airbrushed looks
  37. #562
    hot = talent
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    this page needs meh swimsuit models that have no talent and airbrushed looks
    please tell me you didn't fail this bad
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    seriously.









    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    this page needs meh swimsuit models that have no talent and airbrushed looks

    have you gone the fuck crazy?
    do you really think about marissa miller this way?

    more specifically, can you really think about marissa miller this way?
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    Marissa Miller: insane body, meh face
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Marissa Miller: insane body, meh face
    She has a face???

    [x] Doesnt like South Park
    [x] Thinks Marrisa Miller is meh

    One more strike and you should be banned imo. :P
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    this morning:

    Seat 1: nutsinho ($56272 in chips)
    Seat 3: Hold_emNL ($77482 in chips)
    nutsinho: posts small blind $200
    Hold_emNL: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho []
    nutsinho: raises $600 to $1000
    Hold_emNL: calls $600
    *** FLOP *** [7c 8d 2c]
    Hold_emNL: bets $1650
    nutsinho: raises $3694 to $5344
    Hold_emNL: calls $3694
    *** TURN *** [7c 8d 2c] [As]
    Hold_emNL: checks
    nutsinho: bets $10433
    Hold_emNL: calls $10433
    *** RIVER *** [7c 8d 2c As] [2d]
    Hold_emNL: checks
    nutsinho: bets $27466
    Hold_emNL: folds
    Uncalled bet ($27466) returned to nutsinho
    nutsinho collected $33552 from pot


    Seat 1: nutsinho ($40000 in chips)
    Seat 5: ilvdnfl ($40400 in chips)
    Seat 6: Isser ($19600 in chips)
    Isser: posts small blind $200
    nutsinho: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [5d 5h]
    ilvdnfl: raises $800 to $1200
    Isser: folds
    nutsinho: calls $800
    *** FLOP *** [5s 7d 9c]
    nutsinho: bets $1650
    ilvdnfl: calls $1650
    *** TURN *** [5s 7d 9c] [Ts]
    nutsinho: bets $4150
    ilvdnfl: calls $4150
    *** RIVER *** [5s 7d 9c Ts] [4h]
    nutsinho: bets $9777
    ilvdnfl: calls $9777
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nutsinho: shows [5d 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
    ilvdnfl: mucks hand
    nutsinho collected $33752 from pot

    Seat 1: nutsinho ($74635 in chips)
    Seat 3: Hold_emNL ($104863 in chips)
    Hold_emNL: posts small blind $200
    nutsinho: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho []
    Hold_emNL: raises $800 to $1200
    nutsinho: raises $3466 to $4666
    Hold_emNL: calls $3466
    *** FLOP *** [3c 8c 2d]
    nutsinho: bets $5877
    Hold_emNL: calls $5877
    *** TURN *** [3c 8c 2d] [Kh]
    nutsinho: bets $13877
    Hold_emNL: calls $13877
    *** RIVER *** [3c 8c 2d Kh] [4s]
    nutsinho: bets $50215 and is all-in
    Hold_emNL: folds
    Uncalled bet ($50215) returned to nutsinho
    nutsinho collected $48838 from pot

    Seat 1: nutsinho ($122299 in chips)
    Seat 3: Hold_emNL ($71259 in chips)
    Seat 4: Isser ($26298 in chips)
    Seat 5: ilvdnfl ($32543 in chips)
    ilvdnfl: posts small blind $200
    nutsinho: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [Qh As]
    Hold_emNL: raises $800 to $1200
    Isser: raises $2000 to $3200
    ilvdnfl: folds
    nutsinho: raises $4488 to $7688
    Hold_emNL: folds
    Isser: raises $18610 to $26298 and is all-in
    nutsinho: calls $18610
    *** FLOP *** [Qc Th Ad]
    *** TURN *** [Qc Th Ad] [3c]
    *** RIVER *** [Qc Th Ad 3c] [2h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nutsinho: shows [Qh As] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
    Isser: mucks hand
    nutsinho collected $53991 from pot

    Seat 3: nutsinho ($40717 in chips)
    Seat 6: ADZ124 ($41400 in chips)
    Seat 7: Isser ($14093 in chips)
    Seat 8: Deldar182 ($40990 in chips)
    ADZ124: posts small blind $200
    Isser: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [4s 4d]
    Deldar182: folds
    nutsinho: raises $666 to $1066
    ADZ124: raises $2384 to $3450
    Isser: folds
    nutsinho: calls $2384
    *** FLOP *** [4h Kd Jc]
    ADZ124: bets $4200
    nutsinho: calls $4200
    *** TURN *** [4h Kd Jc] [2d]
    ADZ124: checks
    nutsinho: bets $8655
    ADZ124: calls $8655
    *** RIVER *** [4h Kd Jc 2d] [7d]
    ADZ124: checks
    nutsinho: bets $24412 and is all-in
    ADZ124: calls $24412
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nutsinho: shows [4s 4d] (three of a kind, Fours)
    ADZ124: mucks hand
    Deldar182 said, "wauw"
    nutsinho collected $81829 from pot

    Seat 1: nutsinho ($79524 in chips)
    Seat 3: Hold_emNL ($54198 in chips)
    nutsinho: posts small blind $200
    Hold_emNL: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [8d Ad]
    nutsinho: raises $600 to $1000
    Hold_emNL: raises $2400 to $3400
    nutsinho: calls $2400
    *** FLOP *** [Kd 6d 9s]
    Hold_emNL: checks
    nutsinho: checks
    *** TURN *** [Kd 6d 9s] [Qd]
    Hold_emNL: bets $5300
    nutsinho: raises $9400 to $14700
    Hold_emNL: calls $9400
    *** RIVER *** [Kd 6d 9s Qd] [Ac]
    Hold_emNL: checks
    nutsinho: bets $61424 and is all-in
    Hold_emNL: calls $36098 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($25326) returned to nutsinho
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nutsinho: shows [8d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
    Hold_emNL: mucks hand
    nutsinho collected $108394 from pot


    and the biggest pot of my life:

    Seat 3: nutsinho ($96229 in chips)
    Seat 5: Hold_emNL ($63696 in chips)
    Seat 7: Isser ($29367 in chips)
    nutsinho: posts small blind $200
    Hold_emNL: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to nutsinho [5s 6d]
    Isser: folds
    nutsinho: raises $950 to $1350
    Hold_emNL: calls $950
    *** FLOP *** [5d 5h 2s]
    nutsinho: bets $1888
    Hold_emNL: calls $1888
    *** TURN *** [5d 5h 2s] [2d]
    nutsinho: bets $4975
    Hold_emNL: calls $4975
    *** RIVER *** [5d 5h 2s 2d] [7c]
    nutsinho: bets $6800
    Hold_emNL: raises $18700 to $25500
    nutsinho: raises $62516 to $88016 and is all-in
    Hold_emNL: calls $29983 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet ($32533) returned to nutsinho
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    nutsinho: shows [5s 6d] (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
    Hold_emNL: mucks hand
    nutsinho collected $127390 from pot
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    lol, i was going to say wrong thread, but its clearly in the right place.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Collar no.

    Everything else is omg.

    ?wut
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    nipples are allowed. please fix
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    Bbickes, host it on imageshack or xs.to. people do not like that you take the urls directly from their website and link it to someone elses website, its classified as "stealing bandwidth" and they will take measures, such as the picture not showing up
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    yeah bbickes.. WAY TO GO DONK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    my contribution to the thread is that this is Rosie jones

    http://www.nuts.co.uk/494fb058323da/...pics/photo/139 is the link in case they don't like me putting the picture on here
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    I require contact info for Rosie Jones
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    Quote Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
    http://www.picmember.com/album/ihatekatypics/38325/

    very nsfw

    this doesnt get enough love.. supposedly the story behind this is that this girl cheated on her boyfriend or something, and this is his revenge. Owned imo.
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  59. #584
    I'll be the first to say that I wish I hadn't see the rest of the Rosie Jones pictures, she was picture the way she was in this thread.
  60. #585
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I require contact info for Rosie Jones
    Sorry, but I don't give out my home phone number on teh interwebs.
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  62. #587
    5,1,4,3,2 imo
  63. #588
    no, it's 1 4 3 5 2 imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    5,1,4,3,2 imo
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    no, it's 1 4 3 5 2 imo

    can someone explain to me what it means please?
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    its minutes before you orgasm with the ladies in each picture
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    tnx rilla.


    here, for you:
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I require contact info for Rosie Jones
    Sorry, but I don't give out my home phone number on teh interwebs.
    He said Rosie Jones, not O'donnell.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    I require contact info for Rosie Jones
    Sorry, but I don't give out my home phone number on teh interwebs.
    He said Rosie Jones, not O'donnell.
    which is why I didn't give him your number.
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    5 3 1 4 2
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    ^^^^^^^ bitch needs to lay off the anavar
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    never thought id see this one

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