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    So seriously is there not a mod in this forum anymore?
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    I would have banned his ass a while back, he's a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    god damn
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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 03-02-2011 at 10:05 PM.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


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    this thread is simply beautiful
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    that last chick is unreal
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
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    sorry pervs
    Right when I was about to blow.
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    wugwufy is my new god
    - You're the reason why paradise lost
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    Love that Pic Wuf. Part of me wonders if that's a parenting fail though.
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    so i went to a jimmy buffet concert, and we made up a booby checker...to see the size of their boobies. and we'd give em free beads for doing it...here's some pics...







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    You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
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    Time for some more of that jungle















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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Brooklyn Decker, kinda hawt imo













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    Mr. Spender knows hot
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    wuf, plz keep winning.
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    for legal purposes I will only post a name and not pictures

    Angie Varona
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    for legal purposes I will only post a name and not pictures

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    Pulled some shit off of /s/ just for you Monty

















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    Pulled some shit off of /s/ just for you Monty
    What's /s/? You make me want to go there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Pulled some shit off of /s/ just for you Monty
    TY sir!
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    4chan. same thing as /b/ but not

    /s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women

    link can be as nsfw as it gets
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    ^^^ this one has got to be shopped, but if it's not, holy mother of buttfucking jesus


















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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    ginger eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post


    ginger eh?
    I SAID GINGER EH YOU STUPID BUTTMUNCHERS THIS BITCH IS DISASTROUSLY HOT ARGUABLY THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE ENTIRE THREAD JESUS CHRIST I CANT EVEN GET A WHAT WHAT FOR BRINGING YOU GOLD JERRY GOLD
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    Clarice knows hot wait I mean Benny knows hot
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    I'm into gingers, and she is very meh... obviously I'd do the deed, but you're pretty looney if you think she is a contender for "hottest chick in the entire thread."
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    Sorry homey but you aint looked at her yet.

    I thought what you thought at first until I later realized what I was looking at. There's probably only like 100 girls in the whole world who pull off ginger that well
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    [ ] hottest girl in thread
    [ ] top 5 hottest girls in thread
    [ ]top 20 hottest girls in thread
    [x] would hit
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    what am I looking at? Am I supposed to stare until I shit bricks? Shes just not that hot ...
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    [ ] traditionally uber hot
    [x] uber hot by merit of expertly pulling off the extreme end of a look that is terribly hard to pull off
    [x] nub lamos itt thinking they can disagree with egowugy and be right
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    Ick. Would NOT hit even drunk. I'd rather go hoggin with a cute-faced chubby chick. Now that baseball babe in the high heels a few posts up, good god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StarGrinder View Post
    Ick. Would NOT hit even drunk.
    You are such a fuckin liar. I agree with the not so hot part of it all, but I seriously think you're not turning this shit down drunk. Btw, I'm pretty fuckin drunk and hittin that all day.
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    Jesus Christ. Would you guys figure it the fuck out. Gingers are MALE REDHEADS. Females with red hair are REDHEADS.

    For fuck sake.

    Redheads are hot. Gingers are NOT.

    Back to your regularly scheduled thread...
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    Those are pretty fantastic breastal areas. A good time would be had by all.

    That said, her face reminds me of Jodie Foster, which leads me to believe that wuf's first boner was during Silence of the Lambs.
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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 06-06-2011 at 08:50 PM.
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Yes. A 6 pack on a chick looks fucking awful.. this is pretty much ideal.
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    hahaha just slipped that pregnant woman in there huh?....good post otherwise
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    You hit that, didn't you?
    It would be impossible to pass on such an opportunity
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post







    Noooooooo, the happy trail just doesn't do it for me. Sorry.
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    what happy trail?
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    lighting/angles. sad trails dont look like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew View Post
    bad andy is retardo
    w/e that thing is worse than lukie's arm
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    Quote Originally Posted by goowifeteme View Post
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    Where's your fucking ICQ number spam mother fucker?
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    if that is what that is (and not a shadow), it sure as hell isn't stopping me.
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    god how can anyone not adore black girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    god how can anyone not want to get head from black girls?



    DOSE LIPS
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    Best lips I ever knew belonged to a half black half korean girl. They were truly something else. If only she wasn't such a fool....
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Best lips I ever knew belonged to a half black half korean girl. They were truly something else. If only she wasn't such a fool....
    This Vietnamese girl... I just couldn't believe it... they were amazing. Maybe I will pm you a link if you promise to not trainwreck me...

    edit: meh, browsed her fb... they just don't seem to translate into pictures :-\
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    I've found that asian girls tend to have the most well shaped lips. Latin is probably the best all around, white people can be anywhere from paper thin to amazing, and black excels at the volume aspect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I've found that asian girls tend to have the most well shaped lips. Latin is probably the best all around, white people can be anywhere from paper thin to amazing, and black excels at the volume aspect.
    Spot on analysis Doctor Wuf. I have enjoyed reading about your findings, where might I subscribe to your newsletter?

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