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    In honor of England losing today

















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    inspired by dr. anger:

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    Cogito ergo sum

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    [x] dark black skin
    [x] big ass
    [x] big tits
    [x] lean
    [x] full lips
    [x] dark hair
    [x] appears to have pretty face
    [?] best ever
  12. #1062
    nope, note the fingernails
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    hey, i think i took that photo
    wtf!
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    Yeah those fingernails do suck

    Also elbows pointy n all
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    god i love this thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post

    sick
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post

    uhh.. wat?

    I mean, the girl is super hot, but why you chose a pic of her after she just caught a serious backhand, I cannot understand.
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    It's a joke, homie

    She's hot when she knows her place, that kinda thing. Benny woulda gotten it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    WTF is this?

    Sure she's hot but you had to post a pic with two black eyes?
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    Two more black eyes for you (well, for me, actually)


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    dat ass time








































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    wuf, please continue winning this thread.

    btw rilla, I lawl'd.
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    wuf i am highly impressed
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    WP wuf, WP!
    NH, WP, GG, TY, Etc..........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    wuf i am highly impressed

    +1

    and that is definitely not an easy feat
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    less wuf ass kissing
    more ass pics

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    gmml pic is much >>>>>>>>> all of wuf's pics
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    gmml pic is much >>>>>>>>> all of wuf's pics

    you sir are incorrect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    gmml pic is much >>>>>>>>> all of wuf's pics
    ha you know you dont believe that, even gmmbb is facepalming your haterade as we speak

    here's one just for you cuz i know how much you love those big ass nubians, brah

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    icky
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    Last edited by Jack Sawyer; 10-09-2010 at 06:19 PM.
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    if that page regularly updates then thats a mine of motherfucking gold
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    if that page regularly updates then thats a mine of motherfucking gold
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I don't normally give a shit about cheesy shooped photoshoot shots, but Holly has forced me to make an exception:

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    Awesome thread keep up the hard work
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    Good thread indeed. Can I just be clear of the rules? Tits OK, arse ok, pussy not ok? And I assume only Christians and homosexuals are permitted to post in here without a pic?
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    ongies gonna ong
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    NANANANANANANANA
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    Hot Chicks In Batman Shirts
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    How did a fat ass become fashionable? That's not a booty, that a chic on her way to the plus side of 250 in 5 years
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    Still good for a try homey. An ass like that is a lot like tits, you don't know how good they are until they clothes are off. Some chicks with asses that look like that in clothes are awful, some are awesome
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    ummmmmm yes pls
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    I don't care, I'm stopping to see if I can help... or at least watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    How did a fat ass become fashionable? That's not a booty, that a chic on her way to the plus side of 250 in 5 years

    lol, you're such an idiot. Thats like saying a woman's big tits are a clear sign of her being obese in 5 years. But then again, you probably feel that way since you prefer women on roids with zero body fat and implants on top of their pecs.
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    The thick thighs, big ass, and wide hips on her really are pretty sexy.

    Give her some makeup and a thong then she's definately on point.

    Like wuf said though, it might be a different story if you saw her naked.
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    Shame on every one of you.

    Does no one realize that a little more than 12 hrs ago, a presumedly hot chic posted pix of another hot chic? And then made a comment insinuating that she would be very happy to be intimate with said hot chic? Wtf could be sexier than that?

    FMLwin422 FTW imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Shame on every one of you.

    Does no one realize that a little more than 12 hrs ago, a presumedly hot chic posted pix of another hot chic? And then made a comment insinuating that she would be very happy to be intimate with said hot chic? Wtf could be sexier than that?

    FMLwin422 FTW imo.
    1) Not really into girl on girl. It's not bad, but it's not my thing. That could change with enough positive reinforcement though

    2) Everybody knows that every attractive women below the age of 25 is bisexual

    3) It's too cliche. Not saying tits or gtfo is the new saying tits or gtfo
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    1) Not really into girl on girl. It's not bad, but it's not my thing.
    How can such a smart person say such stupid shit?

    lol. Much love Wuf, but WTF here... seriously?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    How can such a smart person say such stupid shit?

    lol. Much love Wuf, but WTF here... seriously?
    hahahah awesome

    I think it's because it's sensory overload. I'm so focused that more than one set of titties starts to overload my circuits
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    hahahah awesome

    I think it's because it's sensory overload. I'm so focused that more than one set of titties starts to overload my circuits

    ha, this is how I've always felt about a threesome (two girls, ldo.) Don't get me wrong, I won't avoid one, but it just seems like it would be more worth it for the TR then for the actual sex. Of course I could be wrong, and like I said, I'd be happy to try and prove myself wrong if the occasion were to present itself.
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    Woot. Threesomes!
    I hear from a lot of guys that they don't like to share or that they have trouble focusing during a 3some. I think the girls are more focused on eachother anyways most of the time hah
    Check out my OP thread Operation: To Simply Get Better!

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    There's not nearly as much work or sensory overload in threesomes than you think. The wife pretty much controls the action. There is a couple rules and two of them are she picks the women and also decides what goes where and when. I'm just the toy in their little game.
    Last edited by jyms; 12-29-2010 at 12:13 PM.
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    I wasn't referring to menage a trois. That's different than just watching two chicks go at it. My comments had more to do with if I had the option to watch two chicks bang or one chick do a striptease, I'd choose the latter

    Whenever I have watched any lez action it always boils down to me just focusing on the one chick I like the most anyways.
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    Threesomes... for me it would be about having to disappoint more than one woman at once... let's get back to pics.
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