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    if its a good photo just reupload it smaller or dont post img tags



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    Its cool I was joking.
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    great find rilla.

    this is such a great pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy

    who is she and where is that clip from?
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    unfortunately, boost does not approve of this pic since it's not full of dicks and grabby man-hands
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    lol, such a homophobe.
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    I realize I'm going to totally sound like a Fag... but as soon as tits were fine in this thread the sexyness went down a full 10 points.
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    How is that possible when the most important part of a woman is her tits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    I realize I'm going to totally sound like a Fag... but as soon as tits were fine in this thread the sexyness went down a full 10 points.
    I call for a meeting of the FTR council to examine this statement and see if this warrants expulsion from the FlopTurnRiver forums.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    I realize I'm going to totally sound like a Fag... but as soon as tits were fine in this thread the sexyness went down a full 10 points.
    I call for a meeting of the FTR council to examine this statement and see if this warrants expulsion from the FlopTurnRiver forums.

    I almost agree. I mean I get where he is comin from, I GET what he is saying, but.

    BUT


    BUT I cant.....stop.....staring.....at.....titties.....n omnomnomnom
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    Scene girls = hotttttttttt



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    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Donachello, please visit this thread more often. I love these types of chicks.
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    Im pretty sure scene girls dont have souls. Obv hot, but soulless nonetheless.
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    now all i have to do is find out where the beautiful ladies are lol
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    We have a new champion of this thread. Move over Jack, hello Funkee.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Possibly the hottest girl in the world ever!

    Please stop all other advances in science until we find a way to clone her.

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    you work on cloning her and i'll work on making a robot that doesn't nag, have stupid ex-bfs, or have phantom headaches
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    She could be a little more athletic, but it is a good starting point. Can we get her a littel darker skinned or lighter skinned with red hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    you work on cloning her and i'll work on making a robot that doesn't nag, have stupid ex-bfs, or have phantom headaches
    Your current robot nags? Dude, get with the times!
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    ummm.. name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    candice swanepoel



    meh, so much makeup, so much fine tuning/touch ups in photoshop. what happened to natural beauty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG
    Possibly the hottest girl in the world ever!

    Please stop all other advances in science until we find a way to clone her.

    No. She's fairly hot, but defo not the hottest ever. For example, these are hotter (courtesy of funkeefeesh)




    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690
    We have a new champion of this thread. Move over Jack, hello Funkee.
    You know that I am and have been the undisputed king for years. But I will gladly move into the background for awhile, giving the youngsters a chance to prove themselves. Everyone will benefit, of course.

    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    ummm.. name?
    Candice Swanepoel, the funny name because she's probably from South Africa.


    So many hot chicks nowadays, I swear to god something changed in the past ten years that allowed for sooo many more hot chicks now in comparison to prior to the millennium change. And no, it's not about better doctors and/or surgery procedures. The average girl-next-door's hotness is so much higher than just ten years ago. I don't get it, but I sure am loving it!


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    Ok, maybe, just maybe, the chick in the firxt pic is hotter, sure has an ass that you could eat your breakfast off, but we can't see her face to judge for sure. The rest of the pics however don't even come close.
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    jack, if you seriously think the 2nd & 3rd girls are hotter than that candice chick, your doing it wrong.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    The face on that Candice chick detracts from the body too much. I'd take the skinny blonde if nobody else wanted her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy

    winnah winnah chicken dinnah!
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    Boog wins thread!
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    brb north dakota
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    give louisiana back to the french..
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    Last edited by Warpe; 03-14-2010 at 11:35 AM.
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    Just for Boog :P




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    [00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
    [00:30] <DC> daven
    [00:30] <DC> on my hand?
    [00:30] <daven> yep
    [00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
    [00:30] <daven> nice reason
    [00:30] <daven> no further questions
    [00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post

    lol wtf who snitched?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    lol wtf who snitched?
    You saw what 'rilla did in that other thread didn't you?


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    um, jack, wow

    moar
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    GMMBB strikes again!


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    Boy it sure didn't take long before GMML's wife started looking over his shoulder while he posted here.
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    Ya but can you blame her? GMMBB's a hunk; she's gotta lock that shit down
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    ohhh puhhhhlleeeeeeeaasee
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    here u go gmmbb, little makeup, no chopping





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    ...and young!

    lovely!
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    does GMMBB stand for give me my balls back? if so, fffuuuuuuuuuu
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    haha it's a dude fags
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    haha it's a dude fags
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    You look at more tranny pics than anyone I know spoon.. Are you that big into levels? Or just that big of a cock fan?
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    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Last edited by Chelle; 05-21-2010 at 06:06 PM.
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.

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