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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    uh isnt imageshacks policy on nudes the same as photobucket
    imageshack and imagebam are ok
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Jack Sawyer - please to be posting more pics of vegetable-eating chick from previous avatar? I post this here b/c I think it could benefit the thread (& those who view it ldo).
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    I'll tell you a secret: its the same chick as this avatar!

    I'll see what I can do.
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    Her name is Laura Michelle Prestin













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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    ^^^ very nice find....that soccer pic is freaking hawt.
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    This has been long waiting. I'll be the one to re-post it. NSFW

    http://www.vidly.net/video-sara-jean-underwood-.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    This has been long waiting. I'll be the one to re-post it. NSFW

    http://www.vidly.net/video-sara-jean-underwood-.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    This has been long waiting. I'll be the one to re-post it. NSFW

    http://www.vidly.net/video-sara-jean-underwood-.html
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    this.
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    Soccer just got a lot less gay imo. I might find myself a new avatar... (not ur chick Jack)

    And that vid is always goot stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    This has been long waiting. I'll be the one to re-post it. NSFW

    http://www.vidly.net/video-sara-jean-underwood-.html
    I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
    this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    This has been long waiting. I'll be the one to re-post it. NSFW

    http://www.vidly.net/video-sara-jean-underwood-.html
    I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
    this.
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    wtf is with the soccer balls. soccer sucks.
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    Where is there a soccer ball?
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    I didnt realize there was a soccer ball in the pic untill you pointed it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    wtf is with the soccer balls. soccer sucks.
    ygos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoPantsPoker
    http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6079.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoPantsPoker
    http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6079.jpg
    5, 7, 2, 16, 12, 13, 4, 6, 8, 10, 9, 14, 11, 1, 3, 15
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by NoPantsPoker
    http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6079.jpg
    5, 7, 2, 16, 12, 13, 4, 6, 8, 10, 9, 14, 11, 1, 3, 15
    where are you starting from?

    p.s. I really like the picture but no one girl really stands out, none of them are exceptionally hot or anything...also, shave your freaking pubes women! Brazilian waxes ftw.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Quote Originally Posted by NoPantsPoker
    http://crap.teurasporsaat.org/archive/6079.jpg
    5, 7, 2, 16, 12, 13, 4, 6, 8, 10, 9, 14, 11, 1, 3, 15
    where are you starting from?

    p.s. I really like the picture but no one girl really stands out, none of them are exceptionally hot or anything...also, shave your freaking pubes women! Brazilian waxes ftw.
    As usual UG is dead on imo.
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    to the right of center bottom is a red head, to the right of her is a girl that is NAILS. Also the previously mentioned redhead is fucking money too, those are amazing tits.. Actually that is a whole lot of amazing tits. I mean, you have to realize that they are all laying on their backs...
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    i was making a joke. too much time on 2p2. just picked numbers at random

    fwiw, my fav is the pale ginger with the big tits because im the biggest tit guy on the planet, but shes also the only one i recognize from other pictures
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    ya, I change my vote.. the more I look the hotter the ginger becomes..
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    its gotta be the brunette pokin her tongue out at the camera.
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    well i cant find more of either the ginger or that group of women. they exist tho. sites like metart and femjoy will have links, but im not gonna spend much time looking
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    awesome thread!!!
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    Fleur from Harry Potter


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    Default Re: notice

    Quote Originally Posted by parra99
    mmm nice images but this is a porn web or a poker web? and i have to know how to be a member active to can see passwords?! thanks
    who know help me? please write me a rpivate message
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    obviously fake tits, obviously dont care.
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    I wonder if in the future human males will have evolved a distaste for fake breasts
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    send all the fake tits over here if you don't mind.

    oh, and how about posting some you like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    send all the fake tits over here if you don't mind.

    oh, and how about posting some you like?
    No I actually like them. I just find it interesting that we have evolved to find large, round breasts attractive, presumably because they are an indicator of female health and fertility, and yet the knowledge that they are fake (not actually an indicator of genetic quality) does little to undermine this attraction.
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    The best explanation for why we love big breasts is purely sexual. We are one of numerous species who have evolved different attributes that have no purpose for anything other than the fact that they stimulate sexual appeal. Females and tits fall into that category. My personal ideas for why male's appeal to tits began in the first place and stimulating a positive feedback loop of increased size of tits and amount of attraction was for the purpose of gender identity. IOW, a cave man would more easily identify a cave woman due to her figure, and the most important reason for that identity was tits. This then meant that chicks with bigger tits got more sex and thus more babies, while dudes who like tits had more sex and made more babies. Feedback loop commence, and here we are today.

    We tend to not dislike fake tits because senses don't care about knowledge, and senses are fuzzy. Senses are general and automatic.

    Also, even though humans are finished evolving 'naturally' for the most part (due to the societal elimination of aspect of evolution like genetic drift, genetic flow, punctuated equilibrium, etc) if we did evolve it would be more towards liking fake tits especially since several decades or a century from now the large majority of sexual activity will be with 'fake' partners via virtual reality and/or artificial intelligence.

    And so I don't clutter thread

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    Wuffy, those look really nice and very real!
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    quintessential butterface
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    quintessential butterface
    wat


    I mean for a girl on the internets, maybe she's average, but irl you'd want to be with this girl for sure.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    quintessential butterface
    wat


    I mean for a girl on the internets, maybe she's average, but irl you'd want to be with this girl for sure.
    probably because the body is top tier, but that doesn't negate the fact that the face is butter

    also she looks a ton like my aunt whom i am very unattracted to
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    I agree with you both. Somewhat of a butterface, but OBV I would be all over her if I could irl. Posted for body though.
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    ya, not the epitome of a butterface, but she definitely is one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    The best explanation for why we love big breasts is purely sexual. We are one of numerous species who have evolved different attributes that have no purpose for anything other than the fact that they stimulate sexual appeal. Females and tits fall into that category. My personal ideas for why male's appeal to tits began in the first place and stimulating a positive feedback loop of increased size of tits and amount of attraction was for the purpose of gender identity. IOW, a cave man would more easily identify a cave woman due to her figure, and the most important reason for that identity was tits. This then meant that chicks with bigger tits got more sex and thus more babies, while dudes who like tits had more sex and made more babies. Feedback loop commence, and here we are today.

    We tend to not dislike fake tits because senses don't care about knowledge, and senses are fuzzy. Senses are general and automatic.

    Also, even though humans are finished evolving 'naturally' for the most part (due to the societal elimination of aspect of evolution like genetic drift, genetic flow, punctuated equilibrium, etc) if we did evolve it would be more towards liking fake tits especially since several decades or a century from now the large majority of sexual activity will be with 'fake' partners via virtual reality and/or artificial intelligence.

    And so I don't clutter thread
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    poty
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    that's it im moving to norway
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    brittany's bod
    http://video.google.com/videosearch?...&hl=en&tab=wv#

    google search filter turned off
    do the right thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    The hottest female on the planet, I would eat the peanuts out of her dad's shit to fuck her
    I think that one member of the forum wouldnt even have to do that!!!
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    1st time as a mod I didn't delete a double post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    1st time as a mod I didn't delete a double post
    LOL, good job Spenda.
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    first one makes me wanna join teh itty bitty titty committee
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    yah, i'm a perv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM
    Quote Originally Posted by OP
    The hottest female on the planet, I would eat the peanuts out of her dad's shit to fuck her
    I think that one member of the forum wouldnt even have to do that!!!
    Haha too bad he never reads this thread or he might have an awesome new avatar
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    what am I missing
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    what am I missing
    Ok, you're staring at her tits, right? Look just left.
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