Quote Originally Posted by bigred
I rivered a str8 on this guy, fun ensues

Daddylongunit: wow
Daddylongunit: wow ur a *
BigRedKM: how does one be a star?
Daddylongunit: star is a *
BigRedKM: or are you calling me an asterisk?
Daddylongunit: yes
BigRedKM: that's against my religion
BigRedKM: how dare you
Daddylongunit: i asterisked ur mom last night
BigRedKM: oh, she was playing cards last night?
Daddylongunit: ya
BigRedKM: she's supposed to be quitting
Daddylongunit: with my nuts
BigRedKM: oh yeah? ur nuts? you flop a boat?
Daddylongunit: ya
BigRedKM: she likes to chase flushes even though the board is paired
Daddylongunit: thats what your mom calls it
BigRedKM: well what else do u call a flush draw?
Jonalwayswins: hahaha
BigRedKM: Thanks for letting me know though, we're going to have to close her account now
BigRedKM: She's been nothing but trouble.
this is good shit red - those guys with the "thats what your mom said" lines are pretty funny - if only because that is their entire repertoire...