I'm drunk and feeling surly... so feel free to tell me if I'm an ass...

First hand, I had 74o in BB, flop 74A rainbow.. I slow play, and turn is Q.. I decide to punch it... get AI against slowplayed AQo... so I'm screwed, and then hit he 7 on the river...

kingnat: lol
Dealer: kingnat has a full house, Sevens full of Fours
Dealer: delrayuriah has two pair, Aces and Queens
kingnat: LOL
Dealer: Game #4877575895: kingnat wins pot (10165) with a full house, Sevens full of Fours
kingnat: OMG I f8ckin rule
Khaledb: ouch
Khaledb: riverstars
kingnat: 4 outer on the rive..
kingnat: WHOOMP!
yamsuzktm: river reat
Khaledb: u just got real lucky partner (<--- chip leader)
kingnat: really?
kingnat: how do you figure?
kingnat: plz esplain..
Khaledb: he had u w/ higher 2 pair
kingnat: i a noob..
kingnat: nah. i had a boat
kingnat: two pair suz
Khaledb: u just hit a 7 on the river
Khaledb: so did he though
kingnat: exacctly I cruzhed him
kingnat: BOAT

Top Gun has AKh.. and hits flush.

Khaledb: vnh
topgun17901: ty
kingnat: nice str8
Khaledb: my favourite hand
Khaledb: it was a flush
Khaledb: king
kingnat: nah str8
Khaledb: lol
Khaledb: wow
Khaledb: do u even know the difference?
kingnat: i'm not the guy named after a Tom Cruise movie;
kingnat: maybe I should change my Sig.. to "R1sky Buzness"
kingnat: that'd be dope...
topgun17901: your nuts
topgun17901: guess what my job is
kingnat: a jizz mopper?