I had a good one the other day. Don't have the HH right now, but the post-hand conversation is burned into my memory banks. This was a 6 max table - button min-raised, I called from the SB with A6 suited, BB called as well. Flop was something like 568 rainbow. I bet 1/2 pot, both other players called. The turn was a 2. Checked, BB checked, button now bet 2/3 pot and I called; BB folded. River paired the five for a board of 25568. I checked again, button bet 1/2 pot and I called. He showed KQ and MHIG. Afterward:

him: lol at u
me: why is that?
him: i'm sure u must be a winning player in the long run
me: I do alright, don't stay up nights worrying about me
him: what, ur up 200-300 dollars?
me: something like that
him: lol