Germany just cracked a right-wing coup plot to overthrow the gov't. So apparently they've got a Nazi problem too, and we should stop being friends with them.

Oh, and France nearly elected a right-wing nutjob as president. Better push them aside too.

Italy actually elected a hard right-wing government. So obviously we can't have anything to do with them.

If only there was some way of isolating ourself from all our horrible neighbour countries and their hard right politics. If we make it hard to trade with them that should sort them out. All we would need is some politicians who promote nationalistic and anti-immigration #MEGA ideas, some serious hard right-wing extremists like Farage could convince people I bet.

Oh snap!