While I agree with the sentiment, the pedant in me feels the need to point out that kung fu just isn't going to cut it against armed invaders.
If Ukraine has taught us one thing, it's that tractor > tank, when the tank has no gas.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.