*** Official Politics Shitposting Thread ***

[oskar]

I can't actually believe you guys think moving a highly toxic nerve agent around is the same as carrying bullets.

The further you travel with nerve agents, the greater the risk of an accident. At the very least, if it was the British who did this, we seem to have at least taken some measures to minimise the risks.

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we had already invented a device to safely hold a liquid. I guess I was thinking of futuretown in futureworld where future men walk around with their magic liquid and gas tight containment devices. Honest mistake. I guess until we have invented the resealable encapsulator, we're going to have to have the local egg race champion farry the nerve agent on a fucking wooden spoon.

You're talking absolute shit!

[Poopadoop]

Nononono, it's nearly impossible to travel any distance holding a bottle without something happening to make the bottle break and spill whatever is inside it all over the place. Haven't you ever heard of car accidents and people falling over while holding the bottle in their hand?