Foreign secretary can be my friend Abbi because she can speak French and is very racist.

My cousin speaks German, so that's that ambassador sorted. My brother likes football, he can be Sports Minister, and if we haven't got one of those, I'll create the post for him.

My Mother can be Charity Minister, which is probably another post I'll have to invent, but who's going to argue with that one?

And Craig Murray can be my Scottish Minister, because obviously I trust him.