I confess that I did read a couple dictionaries front to back about 25 years ago.

Oafish is a good one. It deserves a comeback.



I have no sensible or reasonable explanation for how any shooter got so close to a former POTUS.

Sure. Biden tried to organize a political coup against Trump and when it almost worked, he was all, "Fuck it, I can't even assassinate someone, how can I be a good president?!?"

It's as ridiculous as everything else I've heard or thought up myself, so ... sure.