"How about when the second sniper, the one with the real bullets, shoots one of the assholes behind you. How about, Mr President... hear me out... how about you grab your ear, you act like you've been shot, you fall to the floor, and then you take THIS RAZOR BLADE and you... Sir, have you seen The Wrestler? No, Mickey Rourke, anyway. SOMEONE GET HIM A TAPE OF THE WRESTLER! Daren Aarnovski's best movie. You take the razor blade, sir, and you cut the top of your ear, and then you stand up, and you raise your fist, as if IN DEFIANCE OF GODS WILL! And we'll have our audio guy start up Titanium by Sia, and you fist pump the air and start a USA chant... It will be the icing on the cake!"
Too many fucking parts! Completely unnecessary. Like the idiotic WTC bomb theory. You already flew a plane in there, you don't need to blow it up. You don't need to blow up WTC7. It makes no sense. You made your point. Whatever you wanted to do that for, you already did it with the first thing. No need to tag on the other thing.
And don't be upset at me for telling you this, be upset at everyone who listens to this and then makes fun of you behind your back. I'm telling you, out of respect, that this is a lunatic theory. It makes absolutely no sense.
I've heard MSNBC commentators go with the ear conspiracy while there's Project 2025 going on. You have an out in the open - actual conspiracy to turn the US into a fascist theocracy, and you're worried about this BS.
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