"Oh no, it wasn't a pipe, it was a toilet. Nothing to see here. don't' ask about the hidden suitcases. Don't ask why only the republicans went home. Nothing to see here. Just shut up or we'll put you on the no-fly list."
Go get the video. Seriously, this is going to eat you upside until you finally join yallqaeda and end up dead on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.