Sadly, no. And I say "sadly" without a trace of shame.
But, obesity is. And a diet of mostly cheeseburgers and curly fries can't help either...
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.