I live in a tree.

"In Europe, they live, they have forest cities, they're called forest cities. They maintain their forest, they manage their forest. I was w/ the head of a major country, it's a forest city. He said, 'Sir, we have trees that are far more - they ignite much easier than California'"
Apart from the general gibberishness of this, since when does the head of one country refer to the head of another as "Sir"?