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[Poopadoop]

Yesterday I saw a guy beating his wife in the street. I've organised an inquiry for when he stops beating her so we can find out what happened.

[OngBonga]

Yesterday I saw a guy beating his wife in the street. I've organised an inquiry for when he stops beating her so we can find out what happened.

There's only one word I can use to reply to this.

Dickhead.

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There's only one word I can use to reply to this.

Dickhead.

whoa! Slow down-- he may well be a dickhead, but there's a time and place for name calling, and it's certainly not before he and the relevant parties have been put under oath at an inquiry!

[Poopadoop]

whoa! Slow down-- he may well be a dickhead, but there's a time and place for name calling, and it's certainly not before he and the relevant parties have been put under oath at an inquiry!

Hey, don't be so hard on Ong. We need to hold an inquiry to get to the bottom why he's resorted to name-calling before we can hold him accountable for his actions. He may just have received bad advice somewhere along the line.

[OngBonga]

Yesterday I saw a guy beating his wife in the street. I've organised an inquiry for when he stops beating her so we can find out what happened.

Let's revisit this post.

The "inquiry" that you speak of in this context is a criminal investigation followed by a trial. Even if you saw it happen, he's innocent until a court proves him guilty. That's how law works. That doesn't stop you from intervening, but if you simply read about it in the paper, well how do you know he isn't legally justified in his actions? Maybe she attacked him first, or even had a knife. Unlikely, but still, a court has to decide if he is legally accountable.

[Poopadoop]

Let's revisit this post.

If I saw the man beating his wife, then saw her the next day with bruises, then he argued that someone had advised him to hit her, I would believe he was guilty of assault. I wouldn't need to wait for a court to hold a trial and make it official. My standard of belief does not require independent verification from an outside authority, I can reach logical conclusions very well all on my own.

I don't need an inquiry to tell me 2 + 2 = 4.

[Poopadoop]

Oh wait, looking at the wrong game. I think I see you now.

[Poopadoop]

I only see one game with 12 players and one with 11000

[Poopadoop]

I'm actually called Poop. I identify as a bodily function.

[OngBonga]

8-max turbo NLHE $1.10

[Poopadoop]

I see you now.

First place is $1190, sweet.

24th is $14.49.

Nice payout structure lol.

[OngBonga]

I see you now.

First place is $1190, sweet.

24th is $14.49.

Nice payout structure lol.

I knew it was £1k+ for 1st but I wasn't checking the current payouts, I was going to look if I got to FT.

3rd of 21

[Poopadoop]

Wuf Trump?

No wait,

Wuf Freedman?

[OngBonga]

I raised A9s, had to fold pre. That was a brutal hand.

[Poopadoop]

I raised A9s, had to fold pre. That was a brutal hand.

was that the one 32s won in the end? wasn't paying attention.

[Poopadoop]

My IRL name is Scott. But I still identify as a bodily function.

[Poopadoop]

Tourneys used to be fun pre-BF, now even people at $1 know the basic plays.

[Poopadoop]

I used to play a lot of tourneys pre -BF. One time I binked first in a large $10 entry, won about $4.5k. That was a good day.

I went back and looked at the hands afterwards and I had my stack on the line 11 times, and won every single time. Never got it in bad the whole game, but still wat a luckass.

[Poopadoop]

No-one behind you looks like they want to gamble.

[Poopadoop]

The guy with 1BB keeps folding pre lol.

[Poopadoop]

Obv. waiting for AA to make his move.

[Poopadoop]

Two big stacks facing off now. guy checks to raiser on flop, raiser bets 1/5 of pot lol.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Wuf Trump?

No wait,

Wuf Freedman?

More along the lines of

Mr. Sunshine

but that's not it.

[Poopadoop]

More along the lines of

Mr. Sunshine

but that's not it.

Wuf Ray?

[Poopadoop]

More along the lines of

Mr. Sunshine

but that's not it.

Googled Mr. Sunshine in case it's some obscure American reference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Su...018_TV_series)

So, Wuf is Korean?

Wuf Jong Un?

[Poopadoop]

What's the tourney ID?

[Poopadoop]

Ah, had turbo off on filter.

[OngBonga]

I don't normally play turbos but for a dollar I fancied it, a change from my usual badugi.