You can call me a boomer, but I'm not one, so don't care. It just makes me think you have the brain worms.

Whereas I find hipsters to be the most annoying people as a group because they're almost all a bunch of pretentious jerks.
So if you want to get under my skin about it, go with hipster.

I mean, it's apt, so I can't really get too upset about it, but it is ironic that I have this one hipster trait when I otherwise think hipsterism is just one way that ego gets to be hilarious."


Though it would, like, literally make my head explode to, like, change the meaning of boomer to mean, like, "anyone older than I am who is talking like an old person. lol"
Because if there's one thing that drives an old person crazy it's the living language moving ahead of what we thought we knew.


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Aggressive eye roll.

I know, right?

Why did the editor even include that?
Is this that "communist" slant that oskar was talking about?