What am I supposed to be speaking on behalf of all Americans about?
That poopy said Americans are more concerned about Islamic terrorism than a loss of American culture to Islamic immigrants?

That sounds right to me. Ong's sense of the importance of culture is really weird to me. I don't know anyone who puts national culture on so high a pedestal as he does. Maybe this is 'cause I'm American, and if there's one thing we aren't insecure about, it's our culture.

You got fancy little bread rolls? What do you call them? Croissant? Nice. We'll take those.
You make tasty noodles and spicey foods? Awesome. Please setup a dozen restaurants in every city.
You have a cute accent? Please read us our news.