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[Poopadoop]

Trump is more likely to get re-elected than he was before the Mueller report's release.

Says you and Fox.

He's going to be under congress' investigation between now and Election Day. If he isn't impeached by then, and if the D's have a brain (the latter of which is a big 'if' admittedly), they're going to put up some squeaky clean candidate and spend the next 18 months talking about how POTUS obstructed justice, oversaw the family separation policy, fucked up trade, and didn't do anything about health care.

And he's going to come back with 'hrhbbhbhb i am not a crook!' and 'i'll build the wall this time for sure' and 'immigrants are trying to rape your babies' and 'the stock market was good when i started' and we'll have to see how that goes.

[TheSpoonald]

they're going to put up some squeaky clean candidate

Who? I doubt someone is going to unexpectedly jump out of the woodwork and run for president at this point. You know who the option are.

Who is this squeaky clean person?

Kamala Harris? Is she even polling on whole numbers?

Joe Biden? Touches kids

Beto? He is probably already toast. Saying his presence = charity might be unfixable. But just in case..drunk driver.

Swalwell? Gun confiscation...not a winning platform

Warren? Trump bullied her into getting that DNA test. Another epic troll. She won't hold up in a head to head campaign against him. She's too weak to be president.

Bernie? Social justice sell out. Also a closet capitalist. And also too weak to be president. Might croak before the convention

Who am I missing?

Booker? He's the guy who went to boarding school, went to yale, became a rhode scholar, rand a major US city and became a senator. But claims victimhood status because of his skin color.

Gillibrand? Also went to boarding school, ivy league college, and enjoys a comfortable living as a US senator. And also like booker, claims victimhood status. Because she's a woman or something.

Oh, and Mayor Pete. A fake-christian who has yet to articulate any actual policy positions.

Who can beat Trump?

[Poopadoop]

Who can beat Trump?

Anyone really. He's not exactly a juggernaut of popularity.

Although I would be hedging my bets if Warren or Biden ran. Even anyone else, there's no predicting what people are going to do.

[TheSpoonald]

Anyone really.

Not an answer

[Poopadoop]

Not an answer

Anyone but Hillary.

[TheSpoonald]

Anyone but Hillary.

You proud of that answer?

[Poopadoop]

You proud of that answer?

Sure.

[Poopadoop]

Even Biden could beat him I think. President Touchy Feely.

And Warren too, though I get a bad feeling about her for some reason; that probably means she'll be the one they pick.

[TheSpoonald]

Even Biden could beat him I think. President Touchy Feely.

You think the country is up for another Obama term? After 8 years of that, the country was mad enough to elect Trump. Does not compute.

And Warren too, though I get a bad feeling about her for some reason; that probably means she'll be the one they pick

I might vote in the Democrat primary just to do my part to make Warren the nominee. Her against Trump would be a slaughter that would be almost pornographic to watch.

Also, on a serious note....her plan to break up the tech companies is by far the best single idea that any current democrat has put forward.

[Poopadoop]

And what is Trump's campaign message going to be? I mean I'm sure he'll come up with a nickname for his opponent, but other than that what's his brag? The economy hasn't tanked yet?