If you really want to make an argument for the existence of a god, start off by defining god, so we know what we're talking about.
I'm God

If you don't actually believe in a god, I'm curious why you would think that religion is useful in any way, or why you don't think that oval office prayer is deserving of ridicule.
I thought I already explained this. People gathering a community around the source of their morality, and reinforcing it, is a non-ridiculous way to spend time.