I love the proof that there's no such thing as cow-tipping being that there are no YouTube videos of cow-tipping.
It doesn't work for everything, but on some things, it's rock solid.
And it allegedly happened in front of all these people and none of them thought it worth filming. Riiiight.
Case closed.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.