You're already speculating, and have been for as long as I have. Like I say, the difference is I know I'm speculating, while you think you're not.
The difference is I'm giving you facts and numbers and you're giving me bullshit...
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.