What absolute bollocks. You should be a politician with rhetoric like this.
Not bollocks at all.
If someone decides to split a prize between me and a black person, and I end up getting 75% of the prize, and then someone asks me if I think it's fair and I say "Nothing to see here", then I'm a racist, a cunt, or possibly both.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.