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[Poopadoop]

^ Already posted by cocco. Keep up.

Still hilarious though.

[Poopadoop]

40 sec: Chewbacca wannabe doing a war dance on the mezzanine.

50 sec: One guy: "I think Cruz would want us to do this." Other guy: "Yeah, we're good." lolz

[oskar]

^ Already posted by cocco. Keep up.

Still hilarious though.

I'm not even employed right now and I still can't keep up with whatever it is you guys think you're doing.

[Poopadoop]

3.30: Walking down the hallway banging on doors like someone is a) still inside those rooms; and b) going to open the doors for a mob of goons.

"1776!"

"You're afraid of ANTIFA? Well guess what, America showed up!"


4:00 "While we're here we might as well set up a government." I really wish they had followed through with that idea.

4:40 "They can steal an election but we can't sit in their chairs?"

5:20 "Look it's Ted Cruz' objection, he was gonna sell us out all along...(start reading it, 10 seconds later figure it out) "Oh wait, that's a good thing. He's with us, he's with us!"

I gotta stop now, my ribs are starting to hurt.

It's like Mr. Smith Goes to Washington meets One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Mr.Banana]

I gotta stop now, my ribs are starting to hurt.

It's like Mr. Smith Goes to Washington meets One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Yes. You need to think of it like this. Remember this and shake your head every time you read about how it was a "dangerous insurrection" and "white supremacist riot"

[oskar]

Yes. You need to think of it like this. Remember this and shake your head every time you read about how it was a "dangerous insurrection" and "white supremacist riot"

This is something you probably should have learned from personal experience by now, but the Venn diagram of white supremacists and fucking morons has historically always been a perfect circle.

You have to be an idiot to think a real estate heir who has failed in business all his life would be fit to run the country, but if he shouts racist nonsense he'll have your vote. You have to be an idiot to think there's anything you can do to turn around the election when nearly every single case brought by the president has been dismissed. And you have to be almost maximally retarded to think that you can breach the capitol and then have the orange god emperor tweet you his instructions to bring down the new world order.

These people are dangerous because of how stupid they are, and especially because they have powerful support behind them. Nobody marches into what is likely the best protected place in the world without being essentially invited in. Trump almost certainly had some sort of coup in mind but he can barely string two thoughts together, so this is the best he and his supporters could do.

[Mr.Banana]

Trump almost certainly had some sort of coup in mind ...

He was hoping Pence would look out the window and change his mind about opening debate about the electoral certification.