The Official longest thread on FTR:

This thread has to break 10 pages to reach the dizzy heights of longest thread on FTR (current longest is the Winners Circle in the MTT forum).

[Tim Vecchioni]

this will never be the longest thread, ever, EVER

[Demiparadigm]

10 pages should be easy.
I think we can do 100!

[Demiparadigm]

PLUS: This one is OFFICIAL!

[BobbySalami]

This thread needs a useless giveaway.

My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
SRO2JV

Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

You must post why it is funny to me...

IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?

[hydroseeds]

This thread needs a useless giveaway.

My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
SRO2JV

Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

You must post why it is funny to me...

IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?

Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.

[Miffed22001]

This thread needs a useless giveaway.

My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
SRO2JV

Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

You must post why it is funny to me...

IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?

Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.

na he has sand in his vagina
thats why its sore

[Demiparadigm]

This thread needs a useless giveaway.

My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
SRO2JV

Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

You must post why it is funny to me...

IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?

Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.

na he has sand in his vagina
thats why its sore

No, but funny. For funny you win $0.99
I'll come up with some other contest next time I am drunk.

[Miffed22001]

this thread is only two pages

[Miffed22001]

this thread is only two pages

so ill reply to my own message to make it longer
any1 in the fantsay hockey league i am gona kick yo ass
not.

[Demiparadigm]

NOTE:
Now that The 'Rilla that be is cracking down on stupidity, we must condense our efforts into this thread.
Consider this a petition toward the power of stupidity in large doses.

[Miffed22001]

NOTE:
Now that The 'Rilla that be is cracking down on stupidity, we must condense our efforts into this thread.
Consider this a petition toward the power of stupidity in large doses.

so this is the official spam thread then?
neat

[Demiparadigm]

[BobbySalami]

Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken

[Miffed22001]

my friend used that spam thing on his uni corsework for accountancy
lololololololol

[Muxy]

rofflecopter lollerskates this thread is FUNNY!

[Demiparadigm]

Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken

Yep you win. Just give me your nick on Stars.

[BobbySalami]

Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken

Yep you win. Just give me your nick on Stars.

SCORE!!!! I ROXORZ WIFZ MY $0.99 McCHIKEEN!!!!!

nick is same as board name....gimme me mcchiken...;P

[Demiparadigm]

Hello Demiparadigm,


We have transferred $0.99 from your account to 'BobbySalami' as per your request.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

PokerStars Cashier

[BobbySalami]

I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.

[Irisheyes]

I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.

Don't eat it too fast or you'll get the McFarts.

[Miffed22001]

I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.

Don't eat it too fast or you'll get the McFarts.

And the mcbarfs

[BobbySalami]

Well, you know how certain people can hold their liqour better than others?....I can hold my McDonald's better than all...

I weigh in at a $1.70 and regularly put down 2 BigMacs, and a supersized fry for lunch.....I'd hate to see what my arteries look like.

[journey075]

mcdonalds = GROSS.

[lolzzz_321]

System.out.print("This thread is teh suck");

[Irisheyes]

I weigh in at a $1.70

You cheap hoe.

[Irisheyes]

Wohoo! I win the race to page 3.

[BobbySalami]

I weigh in at a $1.70

You cheap hoe.

Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

[Demiparadigm]

This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
Or I am lonely and projecting... I don't know.

[TylerK]

this is the worst thread

[Demiparadigm]

this is the worst thread

This is untrue.

Do you see why?

[TylerK]

this is the worst thread

This is untrue.

Do you see why?

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[journey075]

we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

[Demiparadigm]

***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
$15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
PairODime posts small blind [$10].
alinach posts big blind [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
Camelot34 folds.
CodeRedRuled folds.
Burlyrooster folds.
fiveHghStr8 folds.
farmedfish folds.
PairODime raises [$20].
alinach calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
PairODime bets [$15].
alinach raises [$30].
PairODime calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

[TylerK]

CodeRedRuled folds.

This hand history is obviously forged.

[Greedo017]

***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
rhasler folds.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
Jason4202004 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$1].
Jason4202004 folds.
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
ROBBEDLOL folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
ruxyman has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
Wahoo2006 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
rhasler: you guys both lose
ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
stonecold121 folds.
CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

[BobbySalami]

OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

[Staple Gun]

Classic

[TylerK]

He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

[Staple Gun]

Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)

[Demiparadigm]

Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
Damn.

[™]

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I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.

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Irisheyes wrote:
BobbySalami wrote:


I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.


Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
Or I am lonely and projecting... I don't know.

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this is the worst thread

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TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:30pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Demiparadigm wrote:
TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?


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we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:51pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
$15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
PairODime posts small blind [$10].
alinach posts big blind [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
Camelot34 folds.
CodeRedRuled folds.
Burlyrooster folds.
fiveHghStr8 folds.
farmedfish folds.
PairODime raises [$20].
alinach calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
PairODime bets [$15].
alinach raises [$30].
PairODime calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 11:14pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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CodeRedRuled folds.


This hand history is obviously forged.

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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 12:37am Post subject: Reply with quote
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***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
rhasler folds.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
Jason4202004 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$1].
Jason4202004 folds.
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
ROBBEDLOL folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
ruxyman has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
Wahoo2006 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
rhasler: you guys both lose
ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
stonecold121 folds.
CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)

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Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
Damn.

[Miffed22001]

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BobbySalami wrote:


I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.

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Irisheyes wrote:
BobbySalami wrote:


I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.


Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
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this is the worst thread

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TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?

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Demiparadigm wrote:
TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?


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we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
$15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
PairODime posts small blind [$10].
alinach posts big blind [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
Camelot34 folds.
CodeRedRuled folds.
Burlyrooster folds.
fiveHghStr8 folds.
farmedfish folds.
PairODime raises [$20].
alinach calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
PairODime bets [$15].
alinach raises [$30].
PairODime calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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Demiparadigm wrote:

CodeRedRuled folds.


This hand history is obviously forged.

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***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
rhasler folds.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
Jason4202004 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$1].
Jason4202004 folds.
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
ROBBEDLOL folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
ruxyman has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
Wahoo2006 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
rhasler: you guys both lose
ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
stonecold121 folds.
CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 1:48pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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Post Posted: Sat, 27 Aug 2005, 10:15pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)

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Post Posted: Sat, 27 Aug 2005, 10:37pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
Damn.

wtf
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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:16am Post subject: Reply with quote
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BobbySalami wrote:


I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:17am Post subject: Reply with quote
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Wohoo! I win the race to page 3.

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Dammit, I wish they'd stop raising before the flop. How do they expect to make money if theres only 2 people in the hand!!!

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 2:15pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Irisheyes wrote:
BobbySalami wrote:


I weigh in at a $1.70


You cheap hoe.


Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 8:59pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
Or I am lonely and projecting... I don't know.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 9:36pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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this is the worst thread

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:23pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:30pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Demiparadigm wrote:
TylerK wrote:
this is the worst thread


This is untrue.

Do you see why?


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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:35pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 10:51pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
$15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
PairODime posts small blind [$10].
alinach posts big blind [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
Camelot34 folds.
CodeRedRuled folds.
Burlyrooster folds.
fiveHghStr8 folds.
farmedfish folds.
PairODime raises [$20].
alinach calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
PairODime bets [$15].
alinach raises [$30].
PairODime calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
PairODime bets [$30].
alinach calls [$30].
PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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Post Posted: Thu, 25 Aug 2005, 11:14pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Demiparadigm wrote:

CodeRedRuled folds.


This hand history is obviously forged.

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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 12:37am Post subject: Reply with quote
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***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
rhasler folds.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
Jason4202004 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$1].
Jason4202004 folds.
Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
ROBBEDLOL folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
ruxyman has joined the table.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
>You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
stonecold121 bets [$4].
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
Wahoo2006 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
rhasler: you guys both lose
ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
stonecold121 folds.
CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 1:00pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 1:33pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri, 26 Aug 2005, 1:48pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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Post Posted: Sat, 27 Aug 2005, 10:15pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)

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Post Posted: Sat, 27 Aug 2005, 10:37pm Post subject: Reply with quote
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Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
Damn.

wtf
i like it

Bite me

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are we there yet?

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Alright, I'm locking this thread becuase it sucks balls.

{locked}

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