Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
Post all useless anecdotes here please.
Let's see what we can come up with.
My mother told me, when I was about 12, that I would never amount to anything.

How effed up is that? To say that to a young man who hadn't begun his life story. What a beotch. She was such a cold heartless woman, evil even. She used to tell me how worthless I was, how I would probably end up a drunk rolling over homeless dudes for Boones Farm money.

But as mean as that bitch was, I shed a tear when she died.

Then I pulled the knife out and threw it in a ditch.