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  1. #76
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    This thread has to break 10 pages to reach the dizzy heights of longest thread on FTR (current longest is the Winners Circle in the MTT forum).
  2. #77
    this will never be the longest thread, ever, EVER
    back looking to make some moolah
  3. #78
    10 pages should be easy.
    I think we can do 100!
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  4. #79
    PLUS: This one is OFFICIAL!
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  5. #80
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    This thread needs a useless giveaway.

    My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
    SRO2JV

    Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

    You must post why it is funny to me...
    IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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  6. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    This thread needs a useless giveaway.

    My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
    SRO2JV

    Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

    You must post why it is funny to me...
    IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?
    Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    This thread needs a useless giveaway.

    My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
    SRO2JV

    Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

    You must post why it is funny to me...
    IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?
    Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.
    na he has sand in his vagina
    thats why its sore
  8. #83
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by hydroseeds
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    This thread needs a useless giveaway.

    My favorite license plate in Norfolk, VA was:
    SRO2JV

    Anyone who gets that deserves $10 on Stars.

    You must post why it is funny to me...
    IF you read it backwords it spells vag sores.......and a big fat lady with genital warts was driving?
    Or maybe HIS vagina is sore, and that is why it's funny to him.
    na he has sand in his vagina
    thats why its sore
    No, but funny. For funny you win $0.99
    I'll come up with some other contest next time I am drunk.
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    this thread is only two pages
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    this thread is only two pages
    so ill reply to my own message to make it longer
    any1 in the fantsay hockey league i am gona kick yo ass
    not.
  11. #86
    NOTE:
    Now that The 'Rilla that be is cracking down on stupidity, we must condense our efforts into this thread.
    Consider this a petition toward the power of stupidity in large doses.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    NOTE:
    Now that The 'Rilla that be is cracking down on stupidity, we must condense our efforts into this thread.
    Consider this a petition toward the power of stupidity in large doses.
    so this is the official spam thread then?
    neat
  13. #88
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  14. #89
    Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken
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    my friend used that spam thing on his uni corsework for accountancy
    lololololololol
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    rofflecopter lollerskates this thread is FUNNY!
  17. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken
    Yep you win. Just give me your nick on Stars.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  18. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Oh please tell me I get the $0.99, I need a McChicken
    Yep you win. Just give me your nick on Stars.
    SCORE!!!! I ROXORZ WIFZ MY $0.99 McCHIKEEN!!!!!

    nick is same as board name....gimme me mcchiken...;P
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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected]
    Hello Demiparadigm,


    We have transferred $0.99 from your account to 'BobbySalami' as per your request.

    Good luck to you both.


    Regards,

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  20. #95
    I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.
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  21. #96
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.
    Don't eat it too fast or you'll get the McFarts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    I bow down to you sir.....I will dedicate my hearty delicious McDonalds brand McChicken sandwich to your honor.
    Don't eat it too fast or you'll get the McFarts.
    And the mcbarfs
  23. #98
    Well, you know how certain people can hold their liqour better than others?....I can hold my McDonald's better than all...

    I weigh in at a $1.70 and regularly put down 2 BigMacs, and a supersized fry for lunch.....I'd hate to see what my arteries look like.
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    mcdonalds = GROSS.
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  26. #101
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami

    I weigh in at a $1.70
    You cheap hoe.
  27. #102
    Wohoo! I win the race to page 3.
  28. #103
    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami

    I weigh in at a $1.70
    You cheap hoe.
    Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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  29. #104
    This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
    Or I am lonely and projecting... I don't know.
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    this is the worst thread
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
  31. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    this is the worst thread
    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    Quote Originally Posted by TylerK
    this is the worst thread
    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?
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    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
  33. #108
    we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.
  34. #109
    ***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
    $15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
    Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
    Seat 10 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
    Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
    Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
    Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
    Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
    Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
    Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
    Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
    Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
    PairODime posts small blind [$10].
    alinach posts big blind [$15].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
    Camelot34 folds.
    CodeRedRuled folds.
    Burlyrooster folds.
    fiveHghStr8 folds.
    farmedfish folds.
    PairODime raises [$20].
    alinach calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
    PairODime bets [$15].
    alinach raises [$30].
    PairODime calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
    alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
    PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demiparadigm
    CodeRedRuled folds.
    This hand history is obviously forged.
    TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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    ***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
    $100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
    Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
    Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
    Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
    Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
    Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
    stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
    Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    rhasler folds.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
    stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    Jason4202004 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
    CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$1].
    Jason4202004 folds.
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    ROBBEDLOL folds.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
    ruxyman has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    Wahoo2006 is all-In.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    rhasler: you guys both lose
    ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
    ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
    stonecold121 folds.
    CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
    Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
    Wahoo2006 wins $119.83
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
  37. #112
    OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.
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    Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)
  41. #116
    Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
    Damn.
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  42. #117
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    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.

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    Irisheyes wrote:
    BobbySalami wrote:


    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.


    Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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    This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
    Or I am lonely and projecting... I don't know.

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    this is the worst thread

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    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?

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    Demiparadigm wrote:
    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?


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    we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
    $15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
    Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
    Seat 10 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
    Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
    Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
    Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
    Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
    Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
    Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
    Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
    Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
    PairODime posts small blind [$10].
    alinach posts big blind [$15].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
    Camelot34 folds.
    CodeRedRuled folds.
    Burlyrooster folds.
    fiveHghStr8 folds.
    farmedfish folds.
    PairODime raises [$20].
    alinach calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
    PairODime bets [$15].
    alinach raises [$30].
    PairODime calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
    alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
    PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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    Demiparadigm wrote:

    CodeRedRuled folds.


    This hand history is obviously forged.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
    $100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
    Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
    Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
    Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
    Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
    Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
    stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
    Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    rhasler folds.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
    stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    Jason4202004 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
    CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$1].
    Jason4202004 folds.
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    ROBBEDLOL folds.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
    ruxyman has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    Wahoo2006 is all-In.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    rhasler: you guys both lose
    ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
    ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
    stonecold121 folds.
    CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
    Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
    Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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    OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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    He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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    Its gonna be about 3 months before this passes the current longest thread. (winners circle right?)

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    Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
    Damn.
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    BobbySalami wrote:


    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.

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    Irisheyes wrote:
    BobbySalami wrote:


    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.


    Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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    this is the worst thread

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    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?

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    Demiparadigm wrote:
    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?


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    we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
    $15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
    Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
    Seat 10 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
    Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
    Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
    Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
    Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
    Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
    Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
    Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
    Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
    PairODime posts small blind [$10].
    alinach posts big blind [$15].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
    Camelot34 folds.
    CodeRedRuled folds.
    Burlyrooster folds.
    fiveHghStr8 folds.
    farmedfish folds.
    PairODime raises [$20].
    alinach calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
    PairODime bets [$15].
    alinach raises [$30].
    PairODime calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
    alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
    PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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    CodeRedRuled folds.


    This hand history is obviously forged.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
    $100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
    Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
    Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
    Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
    Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
    Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
    stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
    Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    rhasler folds.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
    stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    Jason4202004 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
    CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$1].
    Jason4202004 folds.
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    ROBBEDLOL folds.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
    ruxyman has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    Wahoo2006 is all-In.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    rhasler: you guys both lose
    ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
    ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
    stonecold121 folds.
    CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
    Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
    Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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    OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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    He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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    Especially if people keep posting in the winners circle...
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    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.

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    Irisheyes wrote:
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    I weigh in at a $1.70


    You cheap hoe.


    Yup.....I give it up for free...unless we are at a drive-thru

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    This thread needs more love. It is lonely.
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    this is the worst thread

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    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?

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    Demiparadigm wrote:
    TylerK wrote:
    this is the worst thread


    This is untrue.

    Do you see why?


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    we should make this a 100 page-long thread about bad beatz y/n.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2582891475 *****
    $15/$30 Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, August 23, 04:42:43 EDT 2005
    Table Table 26470 (Real Money)
    Seat 10 is the button
    Total number of players : 9
    Seat 1: vadarv ( $1419.50 )
    Seat 2: PairODime ( $1300 )
    Seat 4: alinach ( $773.50 )
    Seat 6: Camelot34 ( $309 )
    Seat 7: CodeRedRuled ( $658.50 )
    Seat 8: Burlyrooster ( $481 )
    Seat 9: fiveHghStr8 ( $744 )
    Seat 10: farmedfish ( $805.50 )
    Seat 5: SecrtAsnMan ( $750 )
    PairODime posts small blind [$10].
    alinach posts big blind [$15].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to PairODime [ 7h 2d ]
    Camelot34 folds.
    CodeRedRuled folds.
    Burlyrooster folds.
    fiveHghStr8 folds.
    farmedfish folds.
    PairODime raises [$20].
    alinach calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 8h, 9c ]
    PairODime bets [$15].
    alinach raises [$30].
    PairODime calls [$15].
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    ** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
    PairODime bets [$30].
    alinach calls [$30].
    PairODime shows [ 7h, 2d ] a flush, ten high.
    alinach doesn't show [ 7c, 6d ] a straight, six to ten.
    PairODime wins $237 from the main pot with a flush, ten high.

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    Demiparadigm wrote:

    CodeRedRuled folds.


    This hand history is obviously forged.

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    ***** Hand History for Game 2599684639 *****
    $100 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 26, 03:27:53 EDT 2005
    Table Table 37361 (Real Money)
    Seat 3 is the button
    Total number of players : 5
    Seat 1: Wahoo2006 ( $108.93 )
    Seat 2: rhasler ( $45.15 )
    Seat 4: stonecold121 ( $45.33 )
    Seat 6: Jason4202004 ( $40.80 )
    Seat 3: ROBBEDLOL ( $20.85 )
    stonecold121 posts small blind [$0.50].
    Jason4202004 posts big blind [$1].
    ** Dealing down cards **
    Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ 2h 2c ]
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    rhasler folds.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    ROBBEDLOL calls [$1].
    stonecold121 calls [$0.50].
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    Jason4202004 checks.
    ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, Qh, Ad ]
    CoLdFrOsT has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$1].
    Jason4202004 folds.
    Wahoo2006 calls [$1].
    ROBBEDLOL folds.
    ** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
    ruxyman has joined the table.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    Wahoo2006 calls [$4].
    ** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
    >You have options at Table 37307 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36868 Table!.
    stonecold121 bets [$4].
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    Wahoo2006 is all-In.
    >You have options at Table 36646 Table!.
    rhasler: you guys both lose
    ROBBEDLOL: XXXING GO
    ROBBEDLOL: U IDIOT
    stonecold121 folds.
    CoLdFrOsT: hahhahaha
    Wahoo2006 does not show cards.
    Wahoo2006 wins $119.83

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    OMG! that is the funniest freaking HH I have ever seen in my life..........period

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    He obviously thought you had the 5th queen.

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    Damn.
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    Bite me
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    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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