Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
My father immigrated to America from somewhere about 6 feet north of the border when he was about two days old. Somehow, that means that I have dual citizenship. If I ever need expensive medical care, I am coming up there and just raping the shit out of your system.
Go ahead, I live in the UK now.

Also, Canada is so nice it won't bother them - sorry to disappoint you.