Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
Week 1, I give it 2 months.

Also if you quit a job you don't get benefits so maybe he meant that.
If you want to be hired by someone else, you give your 2 weeks notice and work it out to demonstrate you aren't a petty jerk.
If you want to get back on the dole, you just no-call / no-show until your boss fires you.

Is it different in the UK?