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    Week 1, I give it 2 months.

    Also if you quit a job you don't get benefits so maybe he meant that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Week 1, I give it 2 months.

    Also if you quit a job you don't get benefits so maybe he meant that.
    If you want to be hired by someone else, you give your 2 weeks notice and work it out to demonstrate you aren't a petty jerk.
    If you want to get back on the dole, you just no-call / no-show until your boss fires you.

    Is it different in the UK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    If you want to be hired by someone else, you give your 2 weeks notice and work it out to demonstrate you aren't a petty jerk.
    If you want to get back on the dole, you just no-call / no-show until your boss fires you.

    Is it different in the UK?
    The bold doesn't work quite like you think it does. You can't get welfare, unemployment, etc. in most states in this type of scenario, especially if you haven't worked there for several months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    If you want to get back on the dole, you just no-call / no-show until your boss fires you.
    Is it different in Missoura?

    Where I live if your employment is terminated for cause, you do not enjoy the benefits of unemployment insurance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Is it different in Missoura?

    Where I live if your employment is terminated for cause, you do not enjoy the benefits of unemployment insurance.
    Same for when I'm from (Alberta, Canada). Goddamn socialists don't even know how to let people milk the system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Same for when I'm from (Alberta, Canada). Goddamn socialists don't even know how to let people milk the system.
    My father immigrated to America from somewhere about 6 feet north of the border when he was about two days old. Somehow, that means that I have dual citizenship. If I ever need expensive medical care, I am coming up there and just raping the shit out of your system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    My father immigrated to America from somewhere about 6 feet north of the border when he was about two days old. Therefore, I have dual citizenship. If I ever need expensive medical care, I am coming up there and just raping the shit out of your system.
    Individuals exploiting that system is very hard since the system is itself so dysfunctional that mass rationing is implemented. Econ 101 solves for this problem. But no, emotion is smarter than science.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    My father immigrated to America from somewhere about 6 feet north of the border when he was about two days old. Somehow, that means that I have dual citizenship. If I ever need expensive medical care, I am coming up there and just raping the shit out of your system.
    Go ahead, I live in the UK now.

    Also, Canada is so nice it won't bother them - sorry to disappoint you.

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