I'm too stupid to understand the laws too, that's why I smoke weed. Shame I don't rob banks, this defence seems a bit waste on a stoner.
Sadly the defense is inadmissible for plebs like us.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.