***The Official Awesome Websites to Troll Thread***

[surviva316]

www.omegle.com

automatically connects you to a stranger anywhere around the world, but it's pretty much horny old men who come there to listen to other people pretend to be 16 yo girls:

<surviva> Stranger: hi
<surviva> You: hello hello hello
<surviva> You: do you look like george costanza?
<surviva> Stranger: im angelo
<surviva> Stranger: hi
<surviva> You: omg i'd go WILD if you did
<surviva> Stranger: wait idk know if i ever had it whats it like ?
<surviva> Stranger: ?
<surviva> You: http://www.villagewalkbonita.com/ima...er_375x375.jpg
<surviva> You: do you look like that?
<surviva> You: omg, just opening that link makes me jittery
<surviva> Stranger: yess i do
<surviva> Stranger: im a guy you ?
<surviva> You: i want you to dip your head in oil and rub it all over my body
<surviva> Stranger: ooh i would love to do that
<surviva> Stranger: are you a gurl ?
<surviva> You: yeah yeah yeah
<surviva> Stranger: lol
<surviva> Stranger: lol
<surviva> Stranger: i would love you to suck my dick real hard bby
<surviva> You: woah woah woah, george would never say that
<surviva> You: do you eat a pistrami sandwich while having sex?
<surviva> Stranger: no why lol ?
<surviva> You: could you?
<surviva> You: omg omg omg omg i'd go crazy if you did
<surviva> Stranger: mmm yea i can lol
<surviva> Stranger: lol so you playing wpisodes lol cant we just be ourselves hun ?
<surviva> You: no, i don't need to play them, i have them all memorized, if you just look/sound enough like george i'll get sooooo wet and i can do whatever
<surviva> Stranger: lol yea where you from baby ?
<surviva> You: i moved into 81st st in nyc so i could be near george
<surviva> Stranger: lol yea mmm how old are you hunn ?
<surviva> You: can i ask you to do one thing for me?
<surviva> You: it'd be a little kinky
<surviva> You: i'm 19 yo
<surviva> Stranger: what lol ?
<surviva> You: can you yell "i'm give you a raise" when we have sex?
<surviva> You: omg omg omg omg omg omg, i would get off like on the spot
<surviva> Stranger: yesss i can baby i can do it real loud too just for you
<surviva> Stranger: and i can fuck you real hard too and real fast and ill have you screaming my name real loud baby
<surviva> You: yeah, "GEORGE COSTANZA, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GEORGE!!!"
<surviva> You: doesn't that just make you go cray?
<surviva> Stranger: lol mmm you really like him dont you bby
<surviva> Stranger: ?
<surviva> You: yeah i gotta go masturbate
<surviva> You: kthxbai
<surviva> You have disconnected.


(had to cut it short 'cause i was on skype with the girlfriend at the time, and it started to feel weird).

[kiwiMark]

www.flopturnriver.com

It's like this poker site but if you join it then you can play for free and win real dollars!

Most of the members have gigantic egos so if you're just submissive and defer to them at every turn you should have acceptance and access to the passwords in no time!

[wufwugy]

shoulda ended with gotta go JO

and everybody knows that the internet is actually a bunch of 16 yr old girls pretending to be 40 yr old men pretending to be 16 yr old girls

[BooG690]

Haha. You're a little too good at this surviva. Its almost like you've done this before.

But seriously, does George get you goin'? If so, shoot me a PM. I would love to talk about it. I wouldn't mind you pulling a golf ball outta my blowhole.

[Pelion]

cant we just be ourselves hun ?

I lol'd

[spoonitnow]

http://tinyurl.com/ybkuh85

[OP]

<surviva> You: can you yell "i'm give you a raise" when we have sex?

L'edQTM

[rosalindprazeres]

Just thought I should take a moment and say hi to all the members. Looking forward to your site and what everybody has to talk about.

[supa]

Just thought I should take a moment and say hi to all the members. Looking forward to your site and what everybody has to talk about.

and everybody knows that the internet is actually a bunch of 16 yr old girls pretending to be 40 yr old men pretending to be 16 yr old girls

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