Offical IRC quotes thread.

[midas06]

<niChuuu`zZZzzZz> hahaha ake
<niChuuu`zZZzzZz> ppl are laughing at u
<niChuuu`zZZzzZz> even when ur not here

[midas06]

<jfish> i like pc gaming more
<dzl> but i play madden a ton online
<GoodyG-sngKING> talking shit when drunk on xbl > *
<dzl> i only have my xbox for sports game fish
<dzl> thats it
<jfish> its too much hassle to a.) get up b.) turn on an xbox
<ake> you guys are dorks
<Miffy> pc> xbox
<ake> spot the virgins

[Miffed22001]

Miffy_No_life> coral is so gay
<Miffy_No_life> they take sooo long
<edudlive> yeah that damned coral
<edudlive> why dont they just stop making more of themselves
<Miffy_No_life> how do u know?
<Miffy_No_life> its not for AMErICANS
<edudlive> because i swam in the coral reefs
<Miffy_No_life> lol
<Miffy_No_life> nice
<Miffy_No_life> very clver
<Miffy_No_life> i like it
<edudlive> i win
<Miffy_No_life> blub blub

[Miffed22001]

* wiwwe slaps Estrop around a bit with a large trout
* THaC`AwAkE slaps Estrop around a bit with a large trout
<THaC`AwAkE> i wanted to fit in^^
<SantaMiff> lol
* SantaMiff slaps THaC`AwAkE around a bit with a TCL powered popup
* SantaMiff slaps THaC`AwAkE around a bit with a TCL powered popup
* SantaMiff slaps THaC`AwAkE around a bit with a TCL powered popup
<SantaMiff> hahahahahahahaha
<SantaMiff>
*** Part: THaC`AwAkE ([email protected])
<SantaMiff> ROFL
<SantaMiff> ROFL

[Miffed22001]

<Estrop> danielle?
<MannerBoy> she cant speak english good
<Estrop> even better
<MannerBoy> she couldnt understand
<Estrop> I mean
<Estrop> oh ok.
<MannerBoy> so i dont know her name
<MannerBoy> we only make moves with hands and drink and stuff
<Estrop> well, sometimes I don't know the name of my victums
<SnowmanMiff> lol
<THaC`food> sheep #1
<THaC`food> sheep #2
<SnowmanMiff> lol
<THaC`food> how hard is it estrop
<Estrop> *lovers

[joshuadzl]

10:53PM <Laeelin[ITM]> back, my icon is a zebra longwing butterfly larva
<dzl> right..

[joshuadzl]

10:54AM <Hydroseeds> yes
10:54AM <Hydroseeds> moron
10:54AM <Hydroseeds> MONTH-DAY
10:54AM <Hydroseeds> AMERICANIZE NOW
10:54AM <Hydroseeds> YOU INVENT, WE CHANGE, YOU CONFORM
<dzl> LONG LIVE GEORGE BUSH
10:54AM <dwarfman> Americanise*
10:54AM <Hydroseeds> IZE
10:55AM <Hydroseeds> IN AMERICA, WE USE Z's
10:55AM <Hydroseeds> like how you colonized us
10:55AM <Hydroseeds> but then we, by a ton of luck, beat you in a war
10:55AM <dwarfman> America don't invent anything.
10:55AM <dwarfman> They cannot make their own ideas.
10:55AM <dwarfman> They just steal ours and improve them.
10:55AM <Hydroseeds> kk
10:56AM <Hydroseeds> where would you be if we didnt save you from germany
10:56AM <SnowmanMiff> WE INVENT U DONT GET IT U CHANGE IT THEN BOMB EM
10:56AM <SnowmanMiff> LONG LIVE G.W.BUSH THE FUCKWIT
10:56AM <SnowmanMiff> ty
10:56AM <Hydroseeds> miffed stay out of this, martian
10:56AM <SnowmanMiff> lol

[Miffed22001]

<Estrop> why is there no love for ring players

[ake]

[04:36] <sarahhhh> the ring was really scary the first time...but then it was pretty gay
[04:36] <MolineroMTT> kind of like george michael

[THaC]

[20:04] <boost> gotta make out with a girl at midnight..
[20:04] <THaC[SicK]>
[20:04] <boost> rofl
[20:04] <THaC[SicK]> nah i got a girl coming over
[20:04] <boost> nice answer..
[20:04] <boost> oh.. thast good too
[20:04] <boost> fuck her brains out..
[20:04] <boost> Im sure as hell gonna fuck my girls brains out
[20:04] <THaC[SicK]> got the sympathy thing
[20:04] <Miff_bird_flu> i wondered where i saw ake's mom going
[20:04] <Miff_bird_flu> :P
[20:04] <THaC[SicK]> 'im stuck babysitting, need a girl to kiss at midnight, wanna come over?'
[20:04] <THaC[SicK]> = owned bitch.
[20:05] <boost> hahaha
[20:05] <boost> "kiss"
[20:05] <boost> hehe
[20:05] <Miff_bird_flu> ahem 'fuck'
[20:05] <THaC[SicK]> yeah ... i suckered her in
[20:05] <boost> "sooo.. now that the kissing part is done, how about some new years head?"
[20:05] <THaC[SicK]> 'thanks for the kiss, now kiss.. him'
[20:05] <boost> or "howd you like to be the first girl to give me head in 06?"
[20:05] <THaC[SicK]> LOL
[20:05] <Miff_bird_flu> 88
[20:05] <boost> <THaC[SicK]> 'thanks for the kiss, now kiss.. him'
[20:05] <boost> ROFL
[20:05] <boost> wow
[20:05] <THaC[SicK]> im using that for the next week or so
[20:05] <boost> that ".." was so well used
[20:06] <boost> 10 points for you sir, 10 points.
[20:06] <Miff_bird_flu> LOL

[Miffed22001]

<Demiparadigm> I like cocktail weenies

[THaC]

[11:27] <Miff_Luckboxx> dont yankees get shot and bombed?
[11:27] <Miff_Luckboxx> :P
[11:27] <jfish> dont brits follow us into everything?
[11:28] <ake> isn't jfish ginger?

[Miffed22001]

-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
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-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
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-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED
-niChuuu`knekk1- HAHAHAHAHAHA UR BANNED

ok
guess i got banned then

[sandstorm]

20:32:41 <Miff_180sng> poop
20:32:46 <Miff_180sng> just where i like it

[joshuadzl]

01:03PM <MannerBoy> since she didnt call today ..
01:03PM <MannerBoy> i didnt want to push her
01:03PM <MannerBoy> u know , if she want she can call me :/
<dzl> vag
<dzl> bitches wanna be persued they love that hard to get shit unless theyre
easy and or beatup
01:05PM <MannerBoy> she wasnt bitch
01:05PM <MannerBoy> she was really cute especially when she was smilling
01:06PM <jfish> <dzl> vag

[Alibi]

<Alibi> I found out the other day my best friend of 12 years is bi
<Alibi> His dad is going to kill him
<jfish> hopefully its ake

[a500lbgorilla]

Once people stopped quoting me, this thread died.

[Miffed22001]

Once people stopped quoting me, this thread died.

make some quotes then

<yakinika> you dudes are mean
<yakinika> im leaving
<fade-MTT> I'm so tired....
* teh_Miffler slaps yakinika around a bit with a TCL powered popup
<teh_Miffler> bye!
* yakinika has quit
<midas06> who was that guy?
*** Quit: SteelersFan (Ping timeout)
<lamb-MTTs> he's still here midas lol
<teh_Miffler> rofl
<midas06> wtf
* lamb-MTTs has quit
<lamb-MTTs> see
<midas06> oh
<midas06> wrong colour

[midas06]

Analogy of the night:


[02:24] <Demiparadigm> like "tight" and "wet"
[02:24] <midas06> wet?
[02:24] <Demiparadigm> yep
[02:24] <Demiparadigm> that's how we like em
[02:24] <midas06> wtf does wet mean?
[02:25] <Demiparadigm> aggressive
[02:25] <Demiparadigm> but I made it up
[02:26] <Demiparadigm> remember not to be "loose" and "dry"
[02:26] <Demiparadigm> that's just gross

[ProZachNation]

please lock thread we have a winner


[12:54] <spoonitnow> i have AA
[12:54] <spoonitnow> and i just shit in my pants
[12:54] <spoonitnow> but i can't get up
[12:54] <ake> god
[12:54] <ake> did he just hit a straight
[12:54] <sarahhh> why?
[12:54] <spoonitnow> but the guy before me is taking FOREVER
[12:55] <ake> haha
[12:55] <ake> I bet you did shit in your pants
[12:55] <spoonitnow> no really
[12:55] <spoonitnow> i farted
[12:55] <spoonitnow> and it sprayed
[12:55] <spoonitnow> and it's omg nasty
[12:55] <spoonitnow> ok brb

[journey075]

<Miff> ur dumb
<ake> well
<ake> I may be dumb
<ake> but atleast im not an obese midget

[boost]

<ake> fuck dman
<ake> his cock is like a raisin

[ake]

haha poor dman, that's not really how it went, I was tilting cause I was unable to get money into my new PP account

[11:42] <ake> im gonna fucking kill him instead
[11:42] <boost> drivers license..
[11:42] <ake> his ID is outdated too
[11:42] <boost> hes gotta have something
[11:42] <boost> they dont care that much
[11:42] <ake> dont worry
[11:42] <boost> they arent cops
[11:42] <ake> im gonna fucking kill him
[11:42] <boost> ake, photoshop it
[11:42] <ake> and thatll be the end of it
[11:42] <boost> thats what dman did
[11:42] <ake> no
[11:42] <ake> fuck dman
[11:42] <boost> photoshop the dats
[11:42] <ake> his cock is like a raisin
[11:42] <ake> ya whatever
[11:42] <boost> shut up.. its an easy fix
[11:42] <boost> ROOOOOOOOFL

[boost]

<ake> [14:31] <boost> chucknorris is only a demi god
<ake> I hate you forever
<ake> you fucking heathen

[boost]

* lamb-sngs pokes sarah and winks at her to "help him" go to sleep

[ake]

We lost so much gold becaue of the hd crash, but hey, atleast I've got logs.

Here's one

[19:00] <spoonitnow> omg
[19:00] <spoonitnow> i have AA
[19:00] <spoonitnow> and i just shit in my pants
[19:00] <spoonitnow> but i can't get up
[19:00] <ake> god
[19:00] <ake> did he just hit a straight
[19:00] <sarahhh> why?
[19:00] <spoonitnow> but the guy before me is taking FOREVER
[19:00] <ake> haha
[19:00] <ake> I bet you did shit in your pants
[19:00] <spoonitnow> no really
[19:00] <spoonitnow> i farted
[19:00] <spoonitnow> and it sprayed
[19:01] <spoonitnow> and it's omg nasty
[19:01] <ake> wtf man..
[19:01] <spoonitnow> ok brb

[Miffed22001]

<ake> yeah I fucked a goat
<ake> or as I say it
<ake> Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
<ake> I've even sucked an old man's cock
<ake> So what, so what
<ake> And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
<ake> I rammed my cock right down its throat

[Miffed22001]

Our opps showing their class

*** ripptyde has been kicked from #flopturnriver by ake (get out n00bJack)

[ake]

Our opps showing their class

*** ripptyde has been kicked from #flopturnriver by ake (get out n00bJack)

idiot miffed

n00bJack ([email protected])
ripptyde ([email protected])

he was impersonating, get it?

[Miffed22001]

yes
i just thought id try....

[ake]

Fair enough. No more chatting in here..
sponge bath?

[midas06]

[19:00] <sarahhhh> im loooosseeee
[19:00] <sarahhhh> like a $2 hooker

[boost]

<n00bJack> you still tryin to make trace ur gf?
<MannerBoy> no she have aids

[Warpe]

Once people stopped quoting me, this thread died.

[lambchopdc]

<boostNslide> lol
<boostNslide> but yah..
<boostNslide> things in india are generally really really cheap
* Miff_ap has joined #flopturnriver
<boostNslide> like human organs..
<lamb-phone> rofl
* wiwwe has joined #flopturnriver
<boostNslide> I got 6 kidneys for 29.99+tax
<lamb-phone> lol
<boostNslide> and they threw in a liver for free
<wiwwe> i'll take one
<lamb-phone> wtf do u need 6 kidneys for?
<boostNslide> no! they are mine!
<Miff_ap> lol
<boostNslide> why not?
<boostNslide> Ill run forever
<wiwwe> fu
<boostNslide> and drink alchohol while Im doing it, thanks to my complementary liver
<boostNslide> 8 kidneys is better then 2..
<boostNslide> and damn the fuckers slaughtered for thier organs... they shouldnt have been born a burgandy
<boostNslide> rofl
<boostNslide> you know... I dont have one indian friend
<boostNslide> ooh wiat nm
<boostNslide> my freinds gf is indian
<boostNslide> I hear shes got the herpes though :-\

[boost]

<lamb-phone> so i'm scrolling through this thread....
<lamb-phone> and all of the sudden i see....
<lamb-phone> [19:00] <sarahhhh> im loooosseeee
<lamb-phone> [19:00] <sarahhhh> like a $2 hooker

[boost]

<ake_Scarlett> tehehehe
<boostNslide> ake
<boostNslide> you said no gayness this week
<ake_Scarlett> ?
<ake_Scarlett> what gayness..
<boostNslide> If Im not getting ass, then you cant gay laugh
<ake_Scarlett> that's my regular laugh
<boostNslide> yes, and you are regularly gay
<boostNslide> ...

[boost]

<ScarlettJ> Im gonna go to bed now
<ScarlettJ> Is that all right?
<boostNslide> no bed for you!
<boostNslide> juggle my balls
<boostNslide> then maybe Ill let you sleep.
<ScarlettJ> wt?
<ScarlettJ> are you homo?
<boostNslide> you heard me
<ScarlettJ> yeah..not gonna do that
<boostNslide> no, you are the juggler, Im just the jugglie
<ScarlettJ> you sicken me
<boostNslide> OO <-- my balls
<boostNslide> \o/ <-- you
<ScarlettJ> would you stop?
<midas06> loooool
<boostNslide> O
<boostNslide> O
<boostNslide> \o/
<boostNslide> go ake go!
<ScarlettJ> hey
<ScarlettJ> go to hell

[midas06]

[00:30] <Estrop> I lost my BR
[00:30] <ScarlettJ> shut up Estrop
[00:30] <midas06> estrop, on blackjack?
[00:30] <Estrop> no
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "no, 2000NL"
[00:31] <midas06> at 10nl?
[00:31] <Estrop> I lost 10 buyins at 100nl
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "No..I played xxx xxxxxx heads up for my familys lives"
[00:31] <Estrop> and moved up to 400nl
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> "no, the mafia got me"
[00:31] <Estrop> then tilted
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> etc..
[00:31] <ScarlettJ> shut up Estrop
[00:31] <Estrop> fuck you
[00:31] * Estrop has left #flopturnriver

[midas06]

[21:44] <jfish> akes br is huge
[21:44] <jfish> 500k
[21:44] <jfish> hes racing aok to 1M

[boost]

<MannerBoy> brb , i have to send an email in a magazine ask the to publish more of aok articles

rofl, the broaken english is funny enough, but what hes actually saying is even funnier.

[boost]

manner thinks he can hide the fact that hes a weird pervert with the "Im just a goofy foreigner" front..

<MannerBoy> sarahhhh can u do split ?
<MannerBoy> or how its called ? _|_ where | is ur body and _ and _ ur legs ?
<Miff_FT> splits
<Miff_FT> manner
<Miff_FT> :P
<MannerBoy> yea exatcly bro
<MannerBoy> ty
<sarahhhh> wtf kind of question is that? lol
<Miff_FT> i can do em :P
<MannerBoy> u was cheerleader tho
<Miff_FT> not
<MannerBoy> so .. its a logical one
<MannerBoy> isnt it ?
<sarahhhh> i used to be a dancer/cheerleader....sooo yes
<MannerBoy> yea but
<MannerBoy> u USED...
<MannerBoy> so that mean
<MannerBoy> u still can ?
<sarahhhh> ya
<MannerBoy> how u know u still can ?
<MannerBoy> u try recently ?
<sarahhhh> yes
<MannerBoy> oh
<sarahhhh> i stretch everyday
<MannerBoy> ok ty
<MannerBoy> oh'rly ??

[boost]

<boost> I am the definition of greatness
<boost> bailey, y/n?
<Estrop> Jesus was great
<boost> key word, was

[journey075]

<Estrop> why? who cares about the weather
<Estrop> look out the window
<Estrop> then you'll see the weather
<Fleece> what about tomorrow
<Fleece> ??
<Fleece> say u wanna go golfing
<Estrop> look out the window tomorrow, asshole

[midas06]

[02:33] <jfish> we did rabbits and that was gross
[02:33] <midas06> we did rats
[02:33] <jfish> haha
[02:33] <sarahhh> ive done everything

[midas06]

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[00:59] <midas06> pwned
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[01:02] <midas06> wow
[01:02] <midas06> guess this makes me op

[boost]

<dwarfman> I never piss standing up.
<dwarfman> I just can't do it.
<dwarfman> I have to sit down.

[Wizzle]

What server is this on?

#flopturnriver QuakeNet.

[boost]

<dnuts> jesus christ... how many times in a week can my gf clog the fucking toilet

[VQCsGirl]

<vqchuang> dont ban rilla, i need a gay partner on IRC

Super old...but is THAT why you joined FTR? GOSH, I don't even know you anymore!!! "WHO IS HE?!"

Though I have to say, 'Rilla you are fucking hilarious.

[VQCsGirl]

<dnuts> jesus christ... how many times in a week can my gf clog the fucking toilet

ARE YOU CALLING HER FAT?!

[lolzzz_321]

<Miff> im so fucking bored i coulkd count my pubes

[midas06]

[14:05] <niChuuu> the pics i got of sarahh, i gotta imagine her w/ clothes ON ..

[journey075]

<boost> how do you spell marder?
<boost> like..
<Baraka> haha
<jfish> martyr?
<boost> You have killed our leader, yet you have created a marder out of him
<Baraka> yeah martyr
<jfish> yeah like that
<jfish> marder LOL
<Baraka> haha
<jfish> LOOOOOL
<Baraka> fucking negros AMIRITE?
<boost> <3 jfish
<jfish> who taught you how to read boy?!?!
<Baraka> uncle tom taught him how to read so he could enjoy great success in the now free world (HAHAHAA)
<boost> I didnt read it.. I just recognized the octagonal shape, so I knew it meant to stop
<Wizzle> flopping broadways is fun
<boost> "WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON BOY!?"

boost is the mf coolest person ever.

[midas06]

[03:07] <ake> IM SO TIRED
[03:07] <ake> and ginger

[ville18]

ake sucks

[midas06]

[03:46] <spoonitnow> I was teaching this chick I'm hanging out with this weekend how to play holdem
[03:46] <spoonitnow> (she's played 5 card draw, so she knows the hands and shit)
[03:46] <spoonitnow> And we were playing a few hands just fucking off before we left to eat
[03:46] <spoonitnow> And I flopped a 9-high straight flush
[03:46] <midas06> lol
[03:46] <midas06> did she kick your ass?
[03:47] <spoonitnow> I mucked
[03:47] <spoonitnow> :P
[03:47] <spoonitnow> We were playing with pennies off the coffee table, .01/.02 blinds, .20 fo :P
[03:48] <spoonitnow> Decided flopped straight flush when it was my turn to deal would be -EP
[03:48] <spoonitnow> (expected pussy)
[03:48] <midas06> loool
[03:48] <midas06> good fold

[01:22] <Estrop> sometimes I shit in the bath and lay in it

[midas06]

[21:51] <iwa`sl33pz> why are you in a such a bitchy mood
[21:52] <ake> here's why Im pissed
[21:52] <ake> im ginger, I play with star wars collector cards, I have no friends, it's 10am and im really tired even though I slept

[lambchopdc]

<Ripptyde{06}> granted I did suck out huge a couple of times....but if I didnt suck out it wouldnt be Rippy poker

[journey075]

<Ripptyde{06}> granted I did suck out huge a couple of times....but if I didnt suck out it wouldnt be Rippy poker

hahahhaha, is that an admission of sucking or..?

[bigred]

[19:25] <MannerBoy> who said im emo ?
[19:25] <MannerBoy> ake ?
[19:26] <BigRed> ur avatar
[19:26] <MannerBoy> oh ok
[19:26] * boostNslide avoids eye contact with manner boy, while innocently whistling
[19:26] <MannerBoy> at least i make money
[19:26] <Miff_draw> did that jew die yet?

[SixT-4]

One from your arch rivals channel...THE TWO PLUS TWO IRC CHAN!!!111

This was after some guy who got opped random banned me:

(SixxT4) I see no one bothered to unban me
(obithrawn) sixx shut the fuck up
(obithrawn) honestly
(SixxT4) Jesus Christ
(SixxT4) I wish people would pay more attention to the smilies
(SixxT4) the world would be a better place
(SixxT4) and we could all make light hearted comments without some retard taking offense
(SixxT4)
(SixxT4) (BIG WINKY SMILEY)
(morello_) don't come in here and call one of the regulars a retard
(morello_) just friggin stupid
(SixxT4) DUDE, BUT THE SMILEY!
(SixxT4) <3
*Part (SixxT4)

[boost]

hahahahhhh

[Blinky]

<loanwhore> i won like 700 last night two double shoot outs and 3rd in a 20-180 then ITM in alot of mtts
<loanwhore> and im using the 500 to buy one of those vibrators

[journey075]

* lambchop changes topic to 'Congrats to Sarah on her 1st FT, 3rd in the Bodog 3.5k for $388'
<sarahhhh> dude ive been on 4 fts

[SixT-4]

Aha, lambchop you tard.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

<midas06> YES
<midas06> aok is first
<midas06> !!11
<BigRed> in what
<BigRed> what's his sn
<midas06> most hated
<BigRed> oh lol

[boost]

<niChuuu[FUKD]> sarahhh u nekkid ?

[bigred]

[10:53] <BigRed> ake
[10:53] <BigRed> are u ever not on irc
[10:53] <ake> haha
[10:53] <BigRed> like, do u live at home
[10:53] <ake> n
[10:53] <BigRed> and never leave
[10:53] <MannerBoy> he used to work as a comedian
[10:53] <MannerBoy> but they fire him
[10:53] <ake> im in a wheelchari
[10:53] <MannerBoy> so he start play poker
[10:53] <ake> brb poker
[10:53] <BigRed> fired him*
[10:53] <BigRed> started*
[10:54] <BigRed> to
[10:54] <MannerBoy> u know what ?
[10:54] <MannerBoy> i wish u was in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> CHICKENBUTT
[10:54] <MannerBoy> when we bombed u
[10:54] <MannerBoy> asshole
[10:54] <BigRed> were" in the twin towers
[10:54] <BigRed> were*
[10:54] <BigRed> thx mannerboy
[10:54] <MannerBoy> go eat mcdonalds
[10:54] <BigRed> ur thirdworld insults don't hurt me
[10:54] <BigRed> u already said that one
[10:55] <MannerBoy> and watch ur back , maybe ur vise president shoot u
[10:55] <BigRed> vice* president will*
[10:55] <MannerBoy> u are my online dictionary
[10:55] * BigRed is now known as MB_Grammar_Chec
[10:56] * MB_Grammar_Chec is now known as MBGrammarCheck
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u have msn ? because im cyber with ur sister
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> I will cyber*
[10:56] <MannerBoy> fuck them all
[10:56] <MannerBoy> u and aok sux
[10:56] * MannerBoy has quit IRC (Quit)
[10:56] <MBGrammarCheck> suck*

[midas06]

[22:22] <Triptizzles> ru playng limit?
[22:22] <midas06> not atm
[22:22] <Triptizzles> o ok
[22:22] <Triptizzles> cuz limit
[22:22] <Triptizzles> =
[22:22] <midas06> awesome?
[22:22] <Triptizzles> just one long 3 outter
[22:23] <midas06> yeah
[22:23] <Triptizzles> yeah lee jones presses f3
[22:23] <Triptizzles> alot

[lambchopdc]

[09:37] <akesson> FOSDMFGSDKLn
[09:37] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/*****************
[09:37] <akesson> WTF
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <akesson> NO
[09:37] <BigRed> HOLY SHIT
[09:37] <BigRed> MY EYES
[09:37] <BigRed> I RIPPED THEM OUT
[09:37] <lambchop> THERE SHE BE
[09:37] <BigRed> AND LIT THEM ON FIRE
[09:38] <akesson> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhadjfasnbkj
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <akesson> a0+0+sja..
[09:38] <BigRed> SOMEONE KILL ME
[09:38] <akesson> wow
[09:38] <BigRed> WE'RE IN A HELL LIKE DIMENSON OF PAIN
[09:38] <akesson> no wonder shes such a bitch
[09:38] <BigRed> I CANT' SEVEN SEE THE KEYBOARD
[09:38] <BigRed> I NEED VRIALLE
[09:38] <akesson> if I looked like that I would be a bitch too
[09:38] <BigRed> I NBEED BAAILLE
[09:38] <akesson> okay..
[09:38] <akesson> now who will do the deed?
[09:38] <BigRed> MEY EYES
[09:38] <BigRed> OMG
[09:38] <BigRed> WHERE DID THE LIGHT DO
[09:38] <boost> ********************
[09:38] <akesson> nah not her
[09:38] <akesson> look boost
[09:38] <boost> if you have myspace you can look to see if hse has more pics
[09:38] <boost> that is her
[09:38] <akesson> http://profiles.yahoo.com/************
[09:38] <boost> yah.. thats her..
[09:38] <boost> I dont evne wanna click
[09:38] <boost> but *************
[09:38] <boost> is her too
[09:38] <akesson> yeah you posted the wrong link
[09:39] <akesson> h
[09:39] <akesson> thats a 24 year old girl from NY
[09:39] <boost> is it?
[09:39] <boost> hmm
[09:39] <boost> lies?
[09:39] <akesson> look at it
[09:39] <boost> pj
[09:39] <boost> oh
[09:39] <boost> you are right
[09:39] <boost> jeus
[09:39] <boost> I suck
[09:39] <boost> well done then
[09:39] <akesson> okay someone post the pic
[09:39] <akesson> *****************
[09:39] <akesson> man shes ugly
[09:39] <akesson> fat
[09:39] <akesson> ginger
[09:40] <akesson> pale
[09:40] <akesson> glasse
[09:40] <BigRed> GUYS SERIOUSLY
[09:40] <BigRed> I BURNED MY EYES OUT
[09:40] <akesson> hahaha
[09:40] <BigRed> I'M HOPING U CAN READ THIS
[09:40] <BigRed> CALL THE POLICE
[09:40] <BigRed> GET HWELP
[09:40] <BigRed> oh damn
[09:40] <boost> HAHHAH
[09:40] <BigRed> i typed that out with eyes close
[09:40] <boost> dude...
[09:40] <BigRed> that was good
[09:40] <boost> I was on vent when I first saw that shit
[09:40] <BigRed> i'm proud of myself
[09:40] <boost> dude..
[09:40] <boost> aks like muxy
[09:41] <boost> and those guys
[09:41] <boost> I was going balasitic..
[09:41] <boost> I screamed like a lil girl when I first clicekd
[09:41] <boost> HAHAHAHHA
[09:41] <lambchop> i warned u guys
[09:41] <boost> I really wanna post it..
[09:41] <akesson> ********************
[09:41] <boost> I just cnat..
[09:41] <boost> its wrong..
[09:41] <boost> THE CLEVAGE SHOT!
[09:41] <lambchop> big red
[09:42] <boost> I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
[09:42] <boost> OH GOD!
[09:42] <lambchop> its on you
[09:42] <lambchop> share the pain
[09:42] <boost> my dick just got anti-hard
[09:42] <BigRed> omg
[09:42] <boost> like I felt it shrink up into my body
[09:42] <BigRed> my penis
[09:42] <akesson> OMFG
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> **************
[09:42] <akesson> OMGSDKnjkngsd
[09:42] <akesson> PLEASE
[09:42] <BigRed> i forgout about that
[09:42] <boost> HAHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> OH SHIT
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHAH
[09:42] <BigRed> PUT IT AWAY
[09:42] <BigRed> OH GOD
[09:42] <boost> HAHAHHHA
[09:42] <boost> ak;slhg;sakhgsd
[09:42] <boost> l;sadhg
[09:42] <boost> sdg
[09:42] <boost> ghsalgshag
[09:42] <BigRed> I THOUGH OF MY PENIS WELFARE
[09:42] <boost> ;'asdhlgas;kghsa
[09:42] <boost> ghsa'gs'agsa
[09:42] <boost> g
[09:42] <boost> lkts'
[09:42] <BigRed> AND U FUCKING POSR THAT
[09:42] <boost> gas
[09:42] <boost> asl;kgdsdl
[09:42] <boost> gs
[09:42] <boost> g;saghls
[09:42] <boost> oooooh my god
[09:42] <boost> Im hysterical over here
[09:42] <BigRed> NOT ALL THE VIAGRA IN THE WORLD CAN SAVE ME NOW
[09:43] <boost> Im having spasms
[09:43] <akesson> guys
[09:43] <akesson> it was nice knowing you all
[09:43] <akesson> Im gonna kill myself
[09:43] <akesson> bye
[09:43] <boost> I dotn blame you
[09:43] <boost> Im having trouble coping...
[09:43] <BigRed> fuck
[09:44] <BigRed> ARGGHHH
[09:44] <BigRed> conflicting feelings
[09:44] <BigRed> evilness fighting what's left of a good side in me
[09:44] <akesson> fuck
[09:44] <boost> I have exactly 1 day of music on my ipod..
[09:44] <boost> cool..
[09:44] <akesson> there goes my breakfast down the toilet
[09:44] <BigRed> luke telling me he still senses the good in me
[09:44] <akesson> SOMEONE POST THE PICTURES
[09:44] <BigRed> NOOOO
[09:44] <BigRed> don't do it
[09:44] <akesson> DO IT!
[09:54] <boost> HAHHAHAH
[09:54] <boost> ROOFLROLFORLFORLF
[09:54] <BigRed> U IRRSPONSIBLE FUCKER
[09:54] <akesson> haha
[09:54] <BigRed> MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT, HEY I'LL BE UNLEASHING DOOM UPON THE WORLD
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> I SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE THIS HELLSPAWN IN THE BLACK CORNERS OF HELL
[09:55] <BigRed> BUT NNOOOOO
[09:55] <boost> hahahahh
[09:55] <BigRed> U NEEDED ATTENTIION
[09:55] <BigRed> AND NOW WHAT
[09:55] <lambchop> lol
[09:55] <BigRed> NOW I'M WALKING AROUND THE ROOM
[09:55] <BigRed> BUMPING INTO FURNITURE
[09:55] <akesson> haha
[09:55] <BigRed> CAUSE I BURNED OUT MY EYES
[09:55] <boost> hahah
[09:56] <BigRed> U TURNED ME INTO FUCKING HELEN KLLER
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I'm so tired.
[09:56] <BigRed> HELLEN FUCKING KELLER
[09:56] <lambchop> lol
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> STFU
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> Quit yelling.
[09:56] <boost> demi..
[09:56] <Demi|Hungover> I have a hangover
[09:56] <boost> click hte link
[09:56] <akesson> HELLEN KELLER
[09:56] <boost> and youll understand.
[09:56] <akesson> I WISH I WAS HELLEN KELLER

[lambchopdc]

<BigRed> [10:05] <boost> we are gonna get the IRC logs post locked...
<BigRed> at least it will go out with a bang
<boost> br, true
<BigRed> if this thread gets locked
<BigRed> and we all get banned
<BigRed> i just want u guys to know
<BigRed> i couldn't be any more proud of you
<BigRed> *sniff*

[boost]

<BigRed> u know when we get back from classesor stealing tvs (didn't forget you boost ), the shit will have hit the fan